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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DeempjeSILVER Member
member
110 posts
Location: Naaldwijk, Netherlands


Posted:
I'm a bit drunk too..

And stuff happened biggrin

Well how about that...


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not drunk... just drinking hot chocolate + Bailieys to try to sleep..........

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I own this thread ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I'm completely sober, it just took me a while to find this thread.

Guess who many ways you can misspell drunk?

Kupo!


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
my fave way of misspelling drunk is drunjk,

This is usually what happens. I started work at the pub at 7 and finshed at 100 (pm in both cases) i then went out and got drunk and had a fewmore whern i got in. it is now 4.30 a,m and i am wathcingit fget light.


MuckySILVER Member
Rum-Swilling Combustioneer
227 posts
Location: Macungie, PA, USA


Posted:
I'm not drunk, the room is. I've never seen a floor that kept falling up so much!



*Contineus to love khukri rhum*



*And hopes that nobody reads his vhmet post*

Bouncing Baby Pipe!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I haven't posted in this thread for over 2 months!

What's happening to me!?

Sobriety will ruin my hard-earned reputation*


*just cos it was hard earned doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every moment of it.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
Im not drunk, my boss paid for the 5 beers and 2 tequilas i had so i didnt spend my money on it so im not drunk cause at the moment that kind of logic works in my mind although im pretty sure im just talking out of my ass but its ok cause im animating a sh*t daemon at work so im really in the zone for that sort of thing apart from the fact im scanning the net for things to do other than work but its ok cause my boss had that much to drink too so all i have to do is waste a little more time and we'll all play team fortress 2.

that and im very attracted to awaken but shhh!!!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
wheeee im engaged to my mates flatmate who is also a irl who i met for 15mins before i profosed cos we share a shatred of men

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've been drinkimggg cider in your pub Bar Rouge in halifax will get photo and post it maybe thers no dragons on the sign though ' i did see some inside vthough (i've had far to much)hooray for magners irish cider beerchug biggrin biggrin



just scrolled down page from top feel quite sick

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
it seems nobodyelse gets drunk around here , once again i have consumed far to much alchohol (kopperberg pear cider )mmmmmmmmmmmmm . but now i feel quite down coz i just want to be with the girl i love

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
noone else gets drunk? bod! i own this thread!

and omg guitar hero is awesome! and i now totally have Paint it Black by the Rollin Stones stuck in my head!!!

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.....

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm sober. I wont be this time next week!

Vodka?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
You only own this thread because I pass put before I get the chance to post, I've been trying for years, I just keep falling asleep on the keyboasghnnnnhhh, shhh, nghhhhh, huh, wha... oh, right, keep falling asleep on the keyboard tongue2

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
back again . St.Helier pear cider is my weapon of choice this time . its great 500 ml bottles at 5% . I've had 4 and am now drinkimg my 5th as i typoe this . Aparently cider makers used to grow pears in a partb of their orchard to make pear cider for themselves , they considered it to be better than apple cider , i must agree . HOrah for St. Helier , whoever you maybe

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I recommend everyone tries this grin

https://www.rupissed.com/

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
My dada brought FOURTY EIGHT cans of coke at the same time I brought 700ml of Black Label - whoo!

Kupo!


the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
Well I'm drunk and have been fairly constantly for the last 2 weeks, since I was laid off.

As I clearly can't be arsed to look for an 'official "I am drunk thread"', I wonder if someone could point me in the right direction.

Or failing that, does anyone want a drink?

wherever you go, there you are.


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
two pints of water = cure for hangover... grin

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I totally belong in this thread right now....ugh! Big night out with the girls! tongue2

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you know, there's nowt so good as a free bar at a works do... Bulmers and brandy FTW!

I'm also unable to form a cogent sentance and also ther is supernoodles downstairs... mmm...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I was drunk last night, but I'm not anymore.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Want! grin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant! grin

haha, you know you could make your own...

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
Yeah a trash can full of ice seems to do the trick

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Mr MajestikOriginally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant! grin

haha, you know you could make your own...

Yup! Found a how to on that site. Me and my flatmates are adopting it as our little DIY project for next year. grin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
Kerrrrrrrrr......BUMP!

not enough people socialising once inebriated on teh intraweb..

(*has not been out since yesterday and gone dun the whole day sesh scenario thing.....also is typing exceedingly well on the spelling front with minimal spelling errors..and thus - is chuffed..) grin sunny :loco:

minus loco = grr
EDITED_BY: burningoftheclavey (1236470775)
EDIT_REASON: grr/loco/pfft

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i was disappointed to find the loco emoticon was gone too frown

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
they said i was drunk last night, i was just chemically off-balanced...

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


wonderloeyenthusiast
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates


Posted:
I'm "not" drunk...

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.


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