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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:rather unfriendly looking octopus, with rolling pins in each tentacle... it said...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:Well, this sucks! Just because a guy's got 8 arms, those assholes up in corporate think they're entitled to 8 pies per minute...well, they're gonna be sorry when my union rep....

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:eats onion rings next tuesday, because his botton burps smell really bad if you're in the office with him. its got something to do with those three blind mice from another story, who...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:got bored of running around a farm house and went and set up a company selling shares in gingerbread houses to small children - this went well untill..

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:it rained and the house got all soggy and giant ants came from afar to munch devouringly on the house made from bread that tasted of ginger. unfortunately, they...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:didn't like ginger and they all got ill. Whilst they were lying there about to pass out, something...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:made them realise that they did, in fact, like ginger. so they stopped being sick and...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:dropped some acid, which made them...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:sick again. so they went skiing, on the british alps

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:where they had a great deal of trouble find ski boots for each of the feet. They decided

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:to drop more acid, because the other batch made them sick. they tripped out on how cool hexagonics avatar was, because to them it looked like...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:the people they used to before the evil wizard came along and made them giant ants. After this passed, one giant ant said to the other

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:"s'ghnne heodn? hernnekd"
what he meant to say was
"lets get that evil wizard"
so the ants, still tripping, wandered off to where they thought they could find the wizard who.....


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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:seemed to have disappeared. In despair they took more acid, but then they made an amazing discovery. The wizard they had been looking for

ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:had wings the size of quebec. the ants wondered if this was due to the acid or the amazing powers of the wizard, who could also...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 6554
Posted:transform himself into anything he touched. This presented to be quite an embarrasing problem when..

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:he got real drunk and started to turn himself into peanuts by accident, which really sucked coz he was allergic to peanuts and went into anaphylactic shock. but that was ok, coz the ants..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:were so trippy they mistook him for a real peanut and started chewing on him, leaving behng only...

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:a pair of red sneakers that had the power to...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:grant the wearer...

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:eternal...

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:omnipotent power over...

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:and under...

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Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:all the giant ants on the ski slopes. They decided to...

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:get some hot chocolate with those tiny little marshmellows but when they got there they saw ...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:huge doves with Bob Marley riding on the back of each one. The ants realised that taking acid twice might not have been the best idea, so sat down and...

ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:took some more acid and then they realised...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:that it was not real acid... it was a combination cocktail designer...

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Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:who played charades, which was stupid, because he had only seen the film...
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those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:postage stamp from cuba that had a pic of..

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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