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1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds...
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
everyone stopped, and contemplated how her water just broke calla, who was...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
the gnome standing on top of the
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
box, trying to see what the hell was going on.. all he could see was..
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
2 turntables and a microphone. seemed there was a gig being performed by this crazy...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
one eyed potato, who smelled like...
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Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
he had been sitting in a pile of...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
rotten tomatoes.. but this could have been because..
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
there was a bad case of..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
the runns going around and pretty much every1 had smelt this way for the past 10 days! At this point the giant ants who had been turned into moose earlier, decided that they wanted no part in the birth of a pirate baby, so they
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
meditated and astral travelled to...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
the plannet zion where they met with the great grand master astral traveller to enquire about physical movement using astral travel, so they would be able to...
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
go to the Tom Jones concert in Las Vegas where they hoped to get a...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
toffee apple and some ice cream. It was too hot though and the ice cream...
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addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
they were licking started to melt and then they realised that the ice-cream was just a part of the acid trip and they were actually licking...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
was a lampost and it was in fact very cold so the storytellers got stuck to it until....
back
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
springtime, when the lamppost melted, at which point the storytellers realized that it was also part of the acid trip. Instead of feeling stupid that they had stood all winter with their tongues stuck to a hallucination, they were immediately distracted by.....
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
someone poured boiling water on their tongues which made them...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
become suddenly very angry for some reason..
and they started yelling..
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
aaughghgh!!! What the
[only they didn't stop to put in a gremlin] is going on up there?! Where's this water coming from?!! They look up to find..... You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
a group of stork-like birds hovering above them holding what appeared to be a giant kettle.. they were doing this because..
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
they were supposed to be boiling water to birth the babies they deliver. But one of them was drunk and started spilling....
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
pure ethanol all over the lampost. This caused it to severely affect...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
the rhombic translation of atoms in the atmosphere of pluto, generating an aurora borialis effect on the surface of the 2nd moon, which generated...
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
a mutatated ill tempered seabass to grow out their tongues,
which look them in the eyes and said "have you eaten a big red.....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
mistake. Should never have happened. Apologies." Then...
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Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
the mutated ill tempered seabass took some midol and became not quite so il tempered until...
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
it began to like the storks and storytellers (now defrosted) and so offered round coffee and chocolate which made them all feel....
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Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
dirty until they jumped into the large pool of...
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
vanish solution... till all their nasty stains were vanished away... suddenly...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
a ghost and its three pet skeletons came up and said....
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
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