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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:"well if thats the case then sure." every one climbed onto the dragon again and he poped out and then popped out of between again about a fantasic palace that seems to have many many pools of all shapes and sizes, all filled with lime jelly! (except one that was pink) "well off you go!" said the dragon and everyone scrambled off to...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:wrestle like they've never wrestled in their lives! There was green jelly flying one way, green jelly flying another, green jelly in your hair and green jelly in your pants. Maybe we could put some in....

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:the champion's cup and dump it over their head like in the superbowl!

groans came from the crowd, "how dare you mention silly sports like american football? what...


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:we need is a jelly bowl of our own! Maybe if we trvel to the Great Rock of the Gnorc we will be able to find something suitable. Will the dragon fly us there? Maybe it will.....

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:fly us to joe's so he can make another jelly wrestling champion cup like the one pounce already has." biggrin the group thought this best and told the dragon..

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:..to head for Kent! So they all climbed on the the Dragon (covered in lime Jelly (and pink jelly)) And flew off to Kent. Joe was waiting at the door after someone had called him to prepare. Joe greated them by saying...

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:"you're here! ya-huh!" they group walked in and settled themselves in while flid went right to work making balloon....

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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ImmortalAngel
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Scientist!
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

Total posts: 578
Posted:...animals while the rest of the group got drunk and shouted things about...

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:their genitalia not being accurate. "right" said flid and went about making little balloon...

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:genatalia,and fire bunny being a bit tippsy lookt at flid ballon genatalia and said"that kinda look's like lightning's.....

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Ballon genetalia. Have you been copying each other? Of course they all denied it but the dragon grassed them up for not being original and set them the punishment of writing one hundred lines saying, "........

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:"i am a little teapot."

of course this just set them all about singing "i'm a little teapot short and stout" but they forgot the words and decided to make up their own, finishing the rhyme with, "....


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:"....chewy tomatoes, elephant ears, jelly-thrown-a-bout"

But that's just silly said Pounce....we need to make a proper song so we can lull the dragon to sleep when he's keeping us all awake at night with his huffs and puffs and billows of smoke. But what can we do? Said Bug, perhaps we should.......


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:stick rice bubbles up his nose and write a sonata about the way the mood looks when its covered in the hazy murky haze of...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:murk. the group struggled with wrapping their heads around that sentence for awhile, and the dragon...

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:cottoned on to the fact that everyone wanted to make a song to lull him to sleep so he banned any singing from there on in. Of course this greatly upset the group so they huddled and cuddled and toiled and troubled and came up with a fab plan to foil his ban on singing. All they had to do...

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:get him to sleep. but the trick with that was singing. oh ho. they had to sing to get him to sleep, and he had to be asleep for them to sing! what to do what to do they cryed, but then lightning got a grate idea "...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home

Total posts: 372
Posted:"I know!" cried Lightning. "Maybe we can lure the great dragon onto a boat on the lake and let the rocking of the boat lull him to sleep. The only problem is that dragons don't like water. Whatever shall we do?" And they all sat and brewed over this until...

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:pounce said, i know we can himm him to sleep. it's technicly not singing. so they all started to humm.....

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:"it's a small world after all." this went on until everyone got sick of it but couldn't get it out of their heads. and the worst part was that they discovered that the dragon....

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home

Total posts: 372
Posted:had grown so angry with their humming, that he stood looming over them, and with a great voice, cried out...

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:SHUT UP! and at that very moment they all rushed him and gave him the largest glomp the world has ever seen.the glomp hit him so hard the dragon...

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:fell into the lake and on to the boat. "yay!" everyone cried, "maybe the dragon will be rocked to sleep now!"

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:but because of the dragons huge weight the boat sunk. the dragon the flaped about fanticly yelling "HELP!! i cant swim! someone help!" oh ho look what wev done! they all yelled. wed better...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:clap...no laugh....no I mean SAVE HIM!! Every knotted their poi together so a big long rope was made, then flung it to the Dragon so he could grab it and pull himself to safety.

Obvously unimpressed with the soaking he looked down and saw water pouring from his delicate wings. He hudled over to the fire and crouched down trying to get as much heat as he could. Of course normally he'd just use his fire but due to the soaking he was temporarily out of flame again and could only snuffle and grey cloud of puff.

"How do I get my flame back?" asked the dragon

"I know ubbidea" said Fire Bunny and Pounce in unison "why don't you....


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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:so to Jamaica with Stella! oh wait, no that's how you get your groove back." stumped, they sat and thought some more. suddenly pounce jumped up and ran off. no one knew why until she came back, holding the hugest hair dryer they've ever seen. "perhaps if we dry him off, his flame will come back!" the crowd looked at the hair dryer, then back at the dragon, then responded....

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:i think we may need more than one!" so everyone went off to find a place with enough hairdrys to dry a dragons wings. on the way there...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home

Total posts: 372
Posted:...they passed through a field of flowers, but on a closer look these were no flowers! They were itty bitty tiny fluffy fairys!! The little white rabbit bent down as if a fairy was talking to him, then turned back to his friends, and said....

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:"the fairys said that instead of using fairdryess we all should just use our pois and staffs. the heat of the flaming pois/staffs compined with the air produces form the movment of the moving pois/staffs should dry the dragons wings in next to no time... "

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:"that sounds like a good idea. i think we should do that." they all agreed and in next to no time the dragons wings where indeed dry. "oh thank you so much" said the gratfull dragon "to say thankyou for helping me i shell...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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