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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:he decided that he should do something that was not influenced by PacMan and walked round in a darkened room, munching on the red and blue pills supplied by neo elf, and listening to repetative electronical music...

dude, school ends for me on the same day, just get your stuff together over the next 2 weeks or so, and find someone who's from your area and who's going there. i'm sure theres someone tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Well, i will be staying in london for the frist couple of weeks, so i cud get Pyraddickted to come, hop in the ol V-dub (called eric) and mosy on down. But otherwise... meh shrug

untill the evil ghost things came...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:and asked him for the technique to get high on light. sparkey the sparkey had to ask FB, but by the time he did, the ghosts had gone to the local pub and had had been exorcised by an exorcist, and no longer needed the technique, so all of sparkeys the sparkey's work was in vain, so he went back to his dark room, and continued to...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:roll around under his bed, because

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:........Flame Boy was passed out on top of his bed leaving nowhere else for sparkey to sleep frown
As Sparkey rolled around under his bed he found.......


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:vaperloc lying in a puddle of tequila and nutella

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:which was really weird, because vaperloc was in an alternate dimension where

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:.....the hell-hounds of the abyss feasted on the flesh of travellers dumbass enough to be in that particular dimension which left vaperloc in a bit of a pickle, ie he was about to be feasted upon by the hell-hounds of the abyss who were curently playing poker but were about to receive a tip-off about vaperloc's location from..........

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:flame boy, because he's a...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home, USA

Total posts: 372
Posted:FB jumped up out of the bathtub, and ran screaming out of the room, ran into a wall, smaked his head, and...

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted: *is thinking Silvur was on wrong page so goes with what shen shui said*

a silly stoner with a friend who jsut happens to be a ball of light. vaperlock then realised that he was going to die, so decided to jump ship, dimension style, and ended up lying in a puddle of tequila and nutella under sparkey's bed with him, which is when...


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:.......Flame Boy woke up and started jumping up and down on the bed crushing sparkey and vaperloc!

THE END


no no no, just kidding ubblol actually, at that point, the door opened and who should enter the room but.........


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:Mr Cantus J Fraggle in search of 17 year old girls to chat up. as soon as he realised that vaperloc wasn't a 17 year old girl, he stopped trying to chat him up and left. the awkward silence was then broken by...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:sparkey, who screamed non-sensically about kittens until vaperloc shut him up by....

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:feeding him kittens, because...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

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Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1240
Posted:everyone knows that sparkey loves the taste of tender little kittens, cooked with...

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:gigantic proportions of elephant dung, brought over specially from...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:taiwan, which is significant because...

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:the elephang dung in taiwan is kept in a special celler in the emperors mansion, as he...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:likes to bathe in it every day. this gives the dung an extra-special...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:flavour, because the emperor is a man that is well-known for stinky sweat. his sweat is so stinky that...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:it makes the kittens tastey. which is good, because....

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:sparkey gets realy hungry when someone says....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:"Bingo! Tis time for a bath" This makes him hungry because...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:he had an odd kittens/bathing/food fetish. wich pertains to the plot line for no reason, speeking of which....

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:here comes a rather punk looking dog and a monkey. They actually turn out to be...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home, USA

Total posts: 372
Posted:(silvur steps into the room this time having NOT just come in from enjoying a fresh herbal refreshment outside leading to the mass confusion of HOPers trying desperately to follow a story that already makes no sense...)

a squirrel and a dressed up cow, but who's really paying any attention, anyways? So the cow and squirrel/dog and monkey were walking along, and cow/dog was explaining to squirrel/monkey (who was having a wee bit of an identity crisis. Poor thing, not knowing whether he was a squirrel or a monkey. Cow was just explaining that he could actually be some sort of hybrid, and actually be BOTH!!

poor squirrel monkey was so confused with cow/dog's line or logic that...


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:it exploded! bits of the strange animal flew up into the air, raining bits down upon the masses of continental...

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Silvur
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home, USA

Total posts: 372
Posted:soup that happened to be lying about in lake-sized proportions.

the smell of chicken-noodle permerated the air


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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:and all of this destruction made sparkey so hungry that he started eating up all the strange animal soup until.....

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