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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

Master of the Munchkins


Total posts: 246
Posted:...."what war?" i think ur delerious, maybe ur high? we r ur regulars!!! the last war was yrs ago so ............

Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:everyone got very confused and ordered another round of triple vodkas with absinthe chasers at which point the salon doors swung open to reveal a massive, six headed....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:...tortoise with a fire-breatihng pet dog/kitten hybrid. It screamed "any1 4 tennis".

A stranger stood up in tha bar, raquet in hand, and roared a challenge, that sounded like...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:i wanna be your friend!!!! he then proceeded to.....

Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

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meghann


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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...

Total posts: 302
Posted:dance the heeby jeeby dance of happiness at gaining a new friend, at least that was untill...

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:the new friend kicked him down below and .............

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meghann


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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...

Total posts: 302
Posted:as he fell, cluching his 'down below' the 6 headded tortoise and his pet breathed fire on his bum so he..

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:dropped his tennis raquet, and cried like a...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:pigeon smile he couldnt then.....

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:play tennis. Quite why the tortoise wanted to know who would play tennis remained a mystry for many years until.....

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:he wrote an autobiography of his life, describing this day in minute detail because he got famous by........

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:hitting the man who turned out to be the president of a small but highly explosive nation of semi aqutic door mice orginating from south australia where they made a living creating giant poi from the neighbouring tribe of mongeese who they would hunt with tasers that they bought from...

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:a little girl with a little red riding hood who funanly enough called herself "little red riding hood" (she got very mad, when someone from the back -most likly a stoner- called her not so little red riding hood) as she gave them to the tribe of mongeese she said "come here... come closer... i have something to tell you . . . "

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:..while keeping a shiny silver fork and knife well out of view. Meanwhile, the 6 headed tortoise caught sight of the mongeese and realised the inevitability of their apparent doom. He took out a toothbrush and..

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

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Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:BOWN BEFORE ME AND WORSHIP MY GREATNESS and I may spare you pathetic life, but first you must............

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:see ry and silvur watching a film about the untold vietnam story, where the soldiers all hung out together and smoked some hooch and basically just had a good time, but were (of course) persecuted by the fat cats back in the home country playing "go" with their nations.. a beautiful balance of yin and yang flowing backwards and fowards, 2 poi swinging all about..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:somebody who walked in from left-stage and suddenly the author himself was inside the story. stumbling about, he mimed being stuck in a box-type structure, which from 100 yards away, looked remarkably like a

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:good target to test out a high power scope on an even higher powered rifle that only shoots out bubblegum and pb&j's knowing that the architect was watchinng and he would pay a terrible price if he didnt do as he was told,the sniper fired ,,covering the author in bubble gum(bubble gum flavored) and peanut butter ,some how the jelly missed and splattered all over a nearby......

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

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Posted:hippie who had stopped by for a joint and a game of go fish with a local belly dancer who was on her lunch break from her job. with a sigh the hippie got up and started to eat the jelly once finished he got up and hit the sniper with a large inflatable....

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:blade of grass, the hippie then got a daffodil and put it into the rifle that was lying in the snipers limp hands, once he had been beaten senseless by a blade of grass, the hippo then.....

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

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Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:did what hippes do best he sat down in the grass ans stared into space untill..........

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:he was engulfed in a sudden growth of mushrooms that had red lids with white spots.
"yay," he thought to himself, "this is just...


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:.....what happened to Alice in Wonderland", so he plucked a mushroom and grwe to 10 times his size!.........

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:and cos it was magic in more ways than one, he/she/it (soz, lost track of character again) started to halucconate about...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Posted:giant pink bunnies hopping in a field situated on the deck of an aircraft carrier sailng through the clouds, then one of the bunnies .........

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

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Posted:spotted babajaga and said ' hey dont i know you?', the aircraft carrier shimmied down to the groud towards him and....

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:squashed all the tiny little people. But the tiny little peeps had super tiny little things strength and survived. But they were might pissed... drunk that is.

They invited all the big folk for a few frosty pints b4 sumone yelled...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

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Total posts: 246
Posted:arrgh, its a whitey when......

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What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:Mormons running around dressed as 16 legged versions of cousin it from the Adams family at which point he collapsed in a heap of....

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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Ki...

Total posts: 278
Posted:blue cheese. He took a bite before proclaiming...

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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