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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:vaperlocs head exploded from trying to keep up with this plot,fortunately flame boy and shen shui helped collect the bits and peiced his head back together using toothepaste and scotch tape.
the general giggled like a little schoolgirl a the whole mess and said.......


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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PyroMonkey
PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 370
Posted:"its a good thing bigfoot didnt kick me, otherwise i might have ended up in an orbit circling the earth" but before they could laugh at this fantastically funny remark (considering that he had just been bitchslapped out of his ship and that they were all stoned of their nuts) they all stopped to see....

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:a teeny little cauliflower that had radishes for eyes and an orange slice for a mouth. he said, "you three are the coolest dudes ever. now pass me that bong."

those cool three dudes all turned and looked at each other, laughed in the crazy way that stoned people laugh, and trotted down to the local "no-one else there" place to spin fire. the cauliflower hurrumphed and pressed a button on his abdomen, which made him turn into a really snazzy looking javelin.

meanwhile, those three cool dudes (flame, valporec and shen) were having a fabulous time, as...

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those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:they all liked to play with fire. when they arrived at the local "no-one else there" place, they found a strange person type thing spinning a fire staff, so the place then became the "some-one else there" place. the person type thing the revealed it's ture identity, and it was none other than...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Sir_Sheep, back from the dead. Sure, he was a bit chewed up a bit, and smelled a bit funny, but it was him none the less. he pointed a half digested finger and said... ahve a J!" So they all sat down and...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:handed sir sheep a coconut smelly cardboars pine tree, being half digested he smelled something awful,
as they ;loaded the solar powered 5 speed manual turbo charged bong, they were once again interrupted by.....


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:that bloody gimp bob. All their brains fried up and they started to belivie that cpt birdseye was talking to them..

he said "i cant believe what some people put in their chicken nuggets. The only chicken i use is 100% chicken breat. Thats it..."

Bob said..


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:"my job here is done" and buried himself into Flame Boy's chest, so that Flame Boy was permanently stoned, but the rest weren't. Bob realised...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:taht flame boys lungs were far to red for his likeing, so he magicked in a ton of weed and tobbaco untill the lungs looked like a bloody lump of charcol. Having done this, bob...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:proceeded to spin faster and faster inside this guys chest, until suddely, he combusted and this guy's chest turned into lots of pretty flames...
the other 2, who had their spinning paraphenalia ready, light their toys and spun.
george w. bush just so happened to be walking by, and he exclaimed in an awed, hushed voice...


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:" The elves told me to invade iraqistan.. *his lame as giggle/laugh that sounds like a horse".. "Now they are telling me to...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:go back to texas and become the country loving bumpkin that i always longed to be" so bush-e went back to texas and forgot to take his elves with him. the elves liked to...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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silverbear
silverbear

newbie
Location: plymouth
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 14
Posted:hang around in menacing gangs on street corners drinking 20/20 and smoking cheap fags pretending to be...

sum ov the fings that shood 'ave been dun 'aven't, and sum ov the fings that shoodnt 'ave been dun 'ave

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:rupert murdoch. as they did this many small elephants were building a civilisation under two square foot of sand in ....

back

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:in another thread about answering a question with a question.
unfortunately, that thread is not as good as this one, so i posted something along the lines of...


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Bretch
Bretch

enthusiast
Location: Cork, Ireland at present
Member Since: 19th Nov 2004
Total posts: 247
Posted:of why questions should be asnwered with more questions.... so there I was sitting under this tree when....

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:i realised how deep, meaningful and full of love everything is, and that how you perceive something determines how you relate to your experience of reality... of course, however, the converse of this is also true... gradually,

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Incnus
Incnus

newbie
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 10th Mar 2005
Total posts: 17
Posted:my spirit vibrated faster and faster as i became more enlightened. i then found my self sitting not under a tree anymore but in the hands of Buddha who spoke to me and said..

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:"aum... go to where there is no longer any you observing this experience, or any buddha. this is still an illusion, this is still an obstacle on your path to true enlightenment."

as i realised that there was no i to realise this,


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Incnus
Incnus

newbie
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 10th Mar 2005
Total posts: 17
Posted:i proved white is black and got myself ran over on the next zebra crossing by a.....

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:by the sound of a didgeredoo and a drum or two, being played..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:school bus of the clinicly obese water buffolo polo players, that had a taste for...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Incnus
Incnus

newbie
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 10th Mar 2005
Total posts: 17
Posted:McDonalds and Candy. But Candy normally had objections to them eating her because..

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LostSurfer
LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly
Member Since: 5th Dec 2004
Total posts: 278
Posted:she was only in season once a year, but seeing as it was March she let them have a bite of her...

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:..........tiny, tasty tushy. As the water buffalo polo players muched on her @rse, she let out a tiny f@rt which scared off the buffalo and killed the small lame one that was too slow to get out of the way! Then a friendly passer-by saw the buffalo and decoded to help by giving it mouth-to-mouth resucitation.............unfortunately, some of Candy's fart was still in the buffalo and the passer-by promtly collapsed, dead.
At this point Candy realised half her @rse was missing! So she ran to hospital and had fat extracted from her cheeks and feet and put into her bum! With a new, nicely rounded bum she strolled out confidantly into the street where..............


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:she was hit by a bus full of enraged water buffalo! Revenge for our fallen comrade they screamed before driving on to...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:the rotating blades of a helicopter, where they spun around very fast indeed as the helicopter wisked them off to the vietnam war, where they disembarked, a little woosey, into a..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Ry
Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 2nd Feb 2005
Total posts: 4496
Posted:...quaint little tavern, full of American soldiers and Vietcong, side by side, laughing merrily and spinning poi. A bell in the corner sounded and a frumpy old lady reverberated the room in an unpolished, gruff voice, "alright.. break's over back to war..". The merry bunch went all sulky and proclaimed in unison, "......."

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Silvur
Silvur

sumthin sumin smmnm....
Location: home sweet home
Member Since: 4th Sep 2003
Total posts: 372
Posted:"buhidonwannaaaah....." in the most bestest whiny-little-kid voices that they could come up with.

Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills...


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Ry
Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 2nd Feb 2005
Total posts: 4496
Posted:...B grade actors were gathering to protest for the abolition of their B grade status. Noone took them really seriously, of course, because they had roles in shows such as...

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