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Location: South Wales
Yay
or
Nay?
It's Nay for me.
Cant stand people that wear speedos, or infact, speedos themselves.
The designer must have been a SERIOUSLY odd chap.
You thinketh?
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh sooo nasty. no speedos. i would dump the love of my life if he wore speedos.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
Nay.
And while we're on the topic, nay to tighty-whities as well. Boxers, m'dear boys, please!
E pluribus unum, baby.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I wear them.
BUUUT... only because I'm a competitive swimmer.
And I ONLY wear them for workouts and competition.
I wear trunks for everything else.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*slaps Lightning*
you disgust me.
you should wear surfing shorts to swin in competitivly.
Or totally starkers..
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
trunks?....isnt that what queenslanders call bathers?
when u say trunks to you mean what i call "board shorts"? i love language differences between the english speakers!
cos boardies are what guys should wear - speedos are YUKKY YUKKY YUKKY!!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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I wore denium shorts (I know it wasn't a good choice, Valura continues to tell me) and I got age champion at school for swimming all the time... Haven't continued doing comp swiming since but... and to this day... you'll never ever see me in speedos... never... ever...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya understandable for the swimming stuff.
otherwise, a big NAY!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I can't do proper swimming in trunks. Can't get proper hip rotation with all that fabric swirling around you.
Trunks are short-looking things for swimming. Usually with an underwear-like support thingie built in.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Nay nay NAY!
Unless it is competetive swimming. Then, okay.
And.... yah, I'm just going to stop myself there....
~ Bobo
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Pfeh. UCOF's right, competitive swimming should be nekkid.
And, as a girl, I wear trunks + tank top when I swim. Girls' bathing suits weird me out.
E pluribus unum, baby.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
speedos are called DT's (dick togs) or budgee smugglers over here...
if I see someone in speedos I ring my thearpist on speed dial 4 and tell him Im having "a moment"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Quote:
speedos are called DT's (dick togs) or budgee smugglers over here...
must......resist......obvious........commment......
oh i'm gonna burst. gotta run to my thread now!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Location: cleveland friggin ohio but my heart is in Vegas
OMG . . . where to begin . . .
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old hand
929 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
I'm with lighting, kind of... I only wore them at meets I'd always wear normal shorts in practice, drag resistance training.. if you try wearing anything besides them in a meet you'll lose, simple as that... as for going to the beach or something in them? oh hell now.. *shudders* if I wasn't in the water or on the blocks I had a towel around me
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Quote:
Originally posted by Valura
speedos are called DT's (dick togs) or budgee smugglers over here...
But don't forget the in the Northern Territory (Australia) their called P.T.'s... oh oh... who can guess what the P stand for...
*Waits for Pounce to explode... *
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
pantaloons?
Purgatory?
pensive?
Potassium?
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Location: Behind the couch...
damn... you got it with Potassium...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh......oh.......oh........
counts to ten slowly
no didn't work. it's just too funny..........
runs off to valura's thread to hand off extra giggles and then to my thread to get pervy thoughts out
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Location: Behind the couch...
You know Pounce, theres been studies done proving that counting to or backward from ten only postpones the feeling which you are haveing, therefore allowing the thoughts and feelings to grow larger and stronger... so maybe you should just go and stay in your thread for a few hours counting to ten over and over...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
LMAO!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wanders through modeling a training drag suit*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
dr is that you?
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
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trunks?....isnt that what queenslanders call bathers?
when u say trunks to you mean what i call "board shorts"? i love language differences between the english speakers!
yep thats what we call em over here too. board shorts. and i recon boardies are the only thing that guys should wear. they look good. speedos. no. absalotly not. never. i dont really like chicks in em either. i wear a bikein top and boardshorts.
and the counting to ten thing. that works really well. like say if you were waiting to ...do... something... and you just wait... alittle longer... that can make things alot better.
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ew ew ew ew.......can't.....stop.....staring.....at.....bulge. ok there are some things that i honestly don't need to see!!!! why do i keep coming back to this thread??? it's like crack! so bad for you but so addicting!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Location: sitting on the step
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
*runs away screaming*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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also !? why is it the guys that do wear them think they look good..normally there way to old to be out of their wheelchair and the HAIRIEST creatures on the planet!! :sick: *cringes at the thought of mass amounts of back hair*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
and usually they have multitudes of gold chains on and say "baby" a lot....ewwww
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Here's an image: You're lying on a golden sand beach with surf crashing nearby, when your light is blocked by a slightly pugdy bloke with bright red speedos nestling in a sea of black curls....
"Hey baby, check me out."
It's not even 0900 and I'm going to throw.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
its true!!! They are like that!!!! "curls get the girls"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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