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Location: South Wales
Yay
or
Nay?
It's Nay for me.
Cant stand people that wear speedos, or infact, speedos themselves.
The designer must have been a SERIOUSLY odd chap.
You thinketh?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
and you just cant seem to look away......
gnor pokes her eyes out
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
old hand
929 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Maybe thats why they think they're so studly if you guys keep staring at them
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883 posts
Location: Stevenage
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Here's an image: You're lying on a golden sand beach with surf crashing nearby, when your light is blocked by a slightly pugdy bloke with bright red speedos nestling in a sea of black curls....
"Hey baby, check me out."
It's not even 0900 and I'm going to throw.
Got a better one, it's 10:30am, you're in Newquay (best place to surf in England) and the guy you drove down with is sittin on the beach in speedos and the guy's 25 going on 50, balding but you can still tell that he's ginger. This notion that he's ginger is reinforced by the speedos....... *hurls*
stupid manMonkeys monkeys and bananas
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
ithink we should start a petition to ban them from public places!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
43 posts
Location: London UK
Nay...unless they are on Freddie Ljungberg then a definate YAY!
Hugs
Kelly
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
They look pretty cool when you put 'em on your head like a swiming cap....Grooooovyyyy
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old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
when i wore speedos to swim in, (when i swam at school, and for the county) i found that my tool kept falling out the sides, when i was on the starting block!!
so a definate nah, for wearing speedos ever!!
long live boardies,
frodo.....
why does it seem that ucof generally always starts these sickk threadS! lol
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Thats very funny...
.... Did it cramp your style having your willie waving in the water.. Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
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Thats very funny...
Depending on how happy he was it could have helped him to steer or turn quicker!!
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883 posts
Location: Stevenage
[quote
Depending on how happy he was it could have helped him to steer or turn quicker!!
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Quote:
Depending on how happy he was it could have helped him to steer or turn quicker!!
Of course water temperature may have an impact on this, and erm...the size of the rudder to start with!
Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:
when i wore speedos to swim in, (when i swam at school, and for the county) i found that my tool kept falling out the sides, when i was on the starting block!!
Yeah yeah, brag about size, why dontcha?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA
I seem to be in the extreme minority by saying some guys can look good in speedos. I find it kind of odd that alot of women claim that men look bad in speedos, I mean men love women in skimpy bekini's (sp?). Think the less fabric the better, but apparantly not.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Jello, the difference is that most women take better care of their bodies than men do.
A young, fit athlete looks great in a speedo. Most men don't.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i don't know. even a really fit guy doesn't appeal to me in a speedo. i think it's the bulge. same reason we don't always like guys in really tight pants. something about the bulge just turns me off....
**shudders**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
This is very true. However, I'd much rather see the really fit guy in a thong bathing suit than a speedo. There's something about the way a speedo covers the butt funny that I'm not entirely fond of.
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Location: sitting on the step
WHAT!!!!! sprite have you gone mad!?!?!??!!?! thongs are the cheese slice of the devil!!! and on a bloke!!! it doesnt bare thinking about!!
*blegh!!!!*
she who sees from up high smiles
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
You obviously have not seen the right guy in one...
Then again, I've got a thing for a nice ass...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ewwww men in thongs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSS
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
goes off to sulk in lightning's thread...
they CAN be sexy, dammit 1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
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Originally posted by Pounce
same reason we don't always like guys in really tight pants. something about the bulge just turns me off....
We call it a cut lunch over here...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yuck a cut lunch....
*claps hands and yells franks and beans*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya maybe it's cause i'm not an ass girl myself. now a nice set of pecs and cut arms? mmmmmmmmmm.......
and washboard abs. ohhhhhhh.
**melts**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I think pounce would like my body.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**giggles**
yes i probably would
and you are free to make out with me if you'd like master i have quite nice breasts too, so i'm told.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*giggling uncontrollably*
Watch it. I might take you up on that.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hunny, anytime. anytime.
you know, i just realized, wouldn't be the first time i've made out with a gay guy. it was quite fun actually.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
Careful, or you'll lose your gay street cred.
E pluribus unum, baby.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Regyt, sweetie, my Gay Card is tattooed to my a$$.
But I'm not the only bendy boy who likes to make out with girls from time to time.
It just has to be understood from the beginning that this is just for fun. Making out in general is fun.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
940 posts
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