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Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

Written by: Valura



* EATING/DRINKING NOISES... the whole crunch,crunch and the slurp,smacking of lips and guzzling of drinks..MY GOD!!! If we were meant to eat like pigs we would have been born as pigs!!!






someone was so obnoxious i reached out and grabbed them by the throat (i knew him) and told him never do that again
my mother chews her ice cream and scraps her teeth on the spoon
people who smack their gum, i had a teacher who compared them to sheep chewing cud only louder
people who talk really loud on the cells on the bus (especially the late night buses) usually about the party last night or who they slept with, stuff i dont care to know-or even better "omygah-no way-nooooo-what a slut-no way-i cant believe it-noooo"---SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT

ok i feel better

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

Written by: Leaning_Towards_Corruption

I think I'll add:

People who use 'lol' instead of a fullstop.

In fact, Bad use of punctuation...

Also bad spelling (when there's no excuse for it). Especially those in Higher Education. How did you get into University if you can't even spell?




You must go crazy on this bb then. How do you stand it?
I didn't have to take a spelling test to get into uni, btw.

Have a couple more to add.

People who ask for your advice, even pay for it, and then when you give it to them they make up tonnes of excuses why they can not do it/listen to it. Don't waste my frickin' time if you don't really want to hear what I have to say PLEASE!

Being dismissed with a catch phrase such as "Fair enough." or "Okay." They aren't answers. They aren't even part of an intelligent discourse. At least acknowledge what you've just heard, if in fact you listened to it at all.

BIG ONE that has developed for me in the past 3 years, being watched over my shoulder. Whether I am on the comp, doing paperwork or sewing or whatever. If I'm not actively teaching, then don't linger. It feels like I am being spied on and I am not so intriguing as to be a the spy masters greatest hits thanks.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

Blue players with counterspells.

Irritating illnesses that won't go away.

Blue players with Bribery.

Chavs.

Blue players that mill you.

Pop up ads, especially the ones that aren't blocked by anti-popup programs.

Blue players. Period.

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

people who are proud of their ignorance (yeah, chavs, you know it)

when my housemate turns his radio on at midnight, smokes for an hour or two (non-smoking house) and then when i get up in the morning, the radio's still on and the house stinks of cancer.
and he gets stroppy if anyone says anything.
and lives off someone elses shopping because *I'm totally skint* yet mysteriously has money to buy cigarettes and take-outs.

when people take a book off the shelf in the library, and then leave it somewhere around the building, or put it back in the wrong place, lazy s

freshers who talk about how drunk they were/are/are going to be, loudly, in the library, while i'm trying to write a dissertation.

when something makes me angry and i know i'm going to get wound up over it for weeks, and i just want to be chilled out

*produces sandwich- is happy*

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

ex boyfriend's new girlfriends randoming thinking you're gonna be friends with them when in fact they were sleeping with your (ex) boyfriend before you even broke up

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

i hate it when someone on the bus answers their phone (after 11 repeats of their annoying ringtone) and says "hi...Im on the bus" really loudly and then proceeds to have a loud and annoying conversation in your ear punctuating each sentence with "lol!"...... grrrrr

i also hate it when people breathe loudly especially behind me on buses. but my pet hate is when their nose whistles! its horrible. maes me want to punch them. i would even prefer a person sniffing to having a whistley nose

democracy- the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip
<3

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

*produces sandwich- is happy*

 Written by: Boz


when my dinner won't all fit on one plate.


me too!!!

I really hate not being able to sleep because a) I can't turn my brain off or b) i'm too excited about something!! GRRRR!!!

Also when you got a lush cuppa tea and you're dunking choccie biccies in it, but you wait too long and half the biscuit falls in...it's too late!! you cant get it out coz you'll scald your fingers, and you get soggy mush tea. yuck.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

*produces sandwich- is happy*

BOO!

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

naughty sym, stop scaring Bozwell.
one of my pet hates... when my boyfriend puts on my clothes and looks better in them than i do!!! he's just too hot!!!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

*AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH* *jumps out of skin, flies into a panic and beats sym to a pulp with his ipod*

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*returns to senses*

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!???



new pet hate, the fact i cannot legally kill someone who just broke into my house and scared the living sh*t out of me

*produces sandwich- is happy*

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

(it was my ipod.. first thing that came to hand. i have two knives and a scalpel on my desk and the first thing to hand for my own defence is the ipod )

*produces sandwich- is happy*

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees