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Today I heard a new joke and just have to share it with the world....

Two monkeys were sitting in a bath....one says to the other (in Monkey speak) "hoo hoo hah hah hee hah hoo hoo hah hee hee hah"
and the other says
"Well put some cold water in then!"

Laugh?!.....I nearly wet my pants!!

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lol

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"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

Was it Simian and Bovril?

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

Took me a while but I got it, very funny

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff




LMAO. see that's the kind of jokes i like. they crack me up.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Today I heard a new joke and just have to share it with the world....



just noticed this.....does that mean us people at home of poi are the world?



wow, i feel important!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Me too Pounce. I like simple jokes. (Ok granted thats because i'm slow )

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

did you read my jokes on make me smile?

i think you'll enjoy them

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Yeah, i did read them.

I was laughing my glasses off (well i wasn't really laughing my head off as it's still attached but my glasses really did fall off)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Oh that's brillaint

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
dont know
TO RIGHT YOU DONT YOU KNOW YOU WERENT THERE!!!

whats yellow and dangerous?
shark infested custard! (so old it has great grandkids)

what goes ping pop bippedybippedybopbipbopbippedpoppedbipbopbipbopbipopbipbopbbipbipboppedy bippy bipbopbipbop
a ping pong ball in a tornado

man walks into a bar "ouch"

maybe not such a wasted youth after all

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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just noticed this.....does that mean us people at home of poi are the world?



There's a world outside of HOP??!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY!!!!!

HEE HEE, Ok, today's contributions are....

What kind of Fence goes on strike?
A PICKET FENCE!!!!

Why can't a bicycle stand up?
IT'S TWO TIRED!!!

and finally....

How do you make a venetian blind?
POKE HIM IN THE EYE!!!

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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff



Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats green and slippery?
A green slipper

Hehe- a major part of my job is telling kids cheesy jokes! I love it!

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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Quote:
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff



Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath




OMG that is so freaking funny!!!!

wow. simple things really do amuse me.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Yippee, a better response than i get off a lot of kids! (they usually think a joke isnt funny if its not rude).

Hmmm... lets see...
Whats green and fluffy?
Pink fluff being sick

Whats white and fluffy?
Pink fluff disguised as a cloud.

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

hehe!!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

omg, you could tell me jokes for hours. ahh, the pillow talk we would have!

er, um, **blushes**

ok, so i'll share my ridiculously stupid, makes no sense, but cracks me up every time, joke with ya.

(i made this joke up when i was little. what's scary is i met someone who apparently also made the joke up. weird.)

knock knock.
who's there?
MICKEY MOUSE'S UNDERWEAR!!!!



ahh.....wanders away, shaking head and muttering, "simple things...."

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Hehe

What do monkeys and acid rain have in common?
They both f*ck up trees.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!

Hahaha- well at least i manage to keep myself amused!

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead!

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was stapled to the first monkey!

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!!!!




yes i know, bad jokes...

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Thats my favourite ever joke- i love it! Hehe!
To carry on...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead!

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was stapled to the first monkey!

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!!!!



Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a monkey!

Why did the giraffe get a headache?
Three monkeys and an elephant fell on its head!


(yes i know- small things, small minds...)

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

oh my goddess i nearly fell out of my chair laughing!!!

ahhh, i need to go buy some laffy taffy and get more stupid jokes those tend to have goods ones on them too.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Oh those are brillaint jokes, although i didn't get the Mickey Mouse one (i know i know i'm slow and thick)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

What's Yellow and Orange and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff on Fire!!

What's brown and fluffy?
Pink Fluff that's been up my bum!!

OMG!! I've been lead astray by the pink Fluff Jokes and I'm not sure if there'll ever be any return!! Will my life ever be the same again??!!

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What do you call a fly with no wings??

A WALK!!! HA AHA HA and not a mention of fluff....d'oh! I've said it now!

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AND!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

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