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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
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Posted:Today I heard a new joke and just have to share it with the world....

Two monkeys were sitting in a bath....one says to the other (in Monkey speak) "hoo hoo hah hah hee hah hoo hoo hah hee hee hah"
and the other says
"Well put some cold water in then!"

Laugh?!.....I nearly wet my pants!!

ubbloco biggrin ubbtickled ubbrollsmile ubblol



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sunbeam
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old hand
Location: Madrid
Member Since: 20th Nov 2001
Total posts: 1032
Posted:ubblol

lol

here have a monkey for your trouble
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DeepSoulSheep
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Posted:Was it Simian and Bovril? tongue ubbtickled

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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GottaLoveIt
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Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Took me a while but I got it, very funny ubblol

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Location: Warwickshire
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Posted:2 nuns sitting in a bath, one nun says to the other nun "where's the soap?". The other says "yes it does doesn't it"

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff ubbangel
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pounce
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:Quote:
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff ubbangel
ubblol



LMAO. see that's the kind of jokes i like. they crack me up.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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pounce
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Posted:Quote:
Today I heard a new joke and just have to share it with the world....



just noticed this.....does that mean us people at home of poi are the world?

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wow, i feel important!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
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Posted:Me too Pounce. I like simple jokes. (Ok granted thats because i'm slow ubbangel)

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pounce
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:did you read my jokes on make me smile?

i think you'll enjoy them wink


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Yeah, i did read them.

I was laughing my glasses off (well i wasn't really laughing my head off as it's still attached but my glasses really did fall off)

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pounce
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Posted:i've got a new one for ya!

what did the farmer say when he lost his truck?

(in best hillbilly accent) damn i lost my truck!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?
Pink...?

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Posted:Oh that's brillaint ubblol

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:
how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
dont know
TO RIGHT YOU DONT YOU KNOW YOU WERENT THERE!!!

whats yellow and dangerous?
shark infested custard! (so old it has great grandkids)

what goes ping pop bippedybippedybopbipbopbippedpoppedbipbopbipbopbipopbipbopbbipbipboppedy bippy bipbopbipbop
a ping pong ball in a tornado

man walks into a bar "ouch"

maybe not such a wasted youth after all wink



my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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pounce
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Posted:LMAO

**happy sigh**

i love stupid jokes. they're the best.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Posted:Why did the rabbit walk down the mall with a canoe on his head?
To get an icecream

You know what... I still dont get it.


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
just noticed this.....does that mean us people at home of poi are the world?



There's a world outside of HOP??!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY!!!!!

HEE HEE, Ok, today's contributions are....

What kind of Fence goes on strike? confused
A PICKET FENCE!!!! ubbidea

Why can't a bicycle stand up? confused
IT'S TWO TIRED!!! ubblol

and finally....

How do you make a venetian blind?
POKE HIM IN THE EYE!!! rolleyes

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pounce
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Posted:**giggles**

what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

ODOR! ODOR IN THE COURT!


**giggles**

what do you call a flying skunk?

a smellicopter!

**giggles**

i crack myself up!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
Mand

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Location: Calgary Canada
Member Since: 24th Oct 2003
Total posts: 2317
Posted:Quote:
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff ubbangel



Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath biggrin

Whats green and slippery?
A green slipper ubblol wink

Hehe- a major part of my job is telling kids cheesy jokes! I love it!


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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pounce
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Posted:Quote:
Quote:
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff ubbangel



Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath biggrin




OMG that is so freaking funny!!!!

wow. simple things really do amuse me.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
Mand

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Location: Calgary Canada
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Posted:Yippee, a better response than i get off a lot of kids! (they usually think a joke isnt funny if its not rude).

Hmmm... lets see...
Whats green and fluffy?
Pink fluff being sick biggrin ubblol

Whats white and fluffy?
Pink fluff disguised as a cloud. biggrin ubblol


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
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Posted:hehe!! ubblol

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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pounce
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Posted:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

omg, you could tell me jokes for hours. ahh, the pillow talk we would have! ubblol

er, um, **blushes** ubblol

ok, so i'll share my ridiculously stupid, makes no sense, but cracks me up every time, joke with ya.

(i made this joke up when i was little. what's scary is i met someone who apparently also made the joke up. weird.)

knock knock.
who's there?
MICKEY MOUSE'S UNDERWEAR!!!!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

ahh.....wanders away, shaking head and muttering, "simple things...."


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
Mand

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Posted:Hehe ubblol ubblol

What do monkeys and acid rain have in common?
They both f*ck up trees. ubblol

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field! biggrin ubblol

Hahaha- well at least i manage to keep myself amused!


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pounce
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Posted:ubblol

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead!

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was stapled to the first monkey!

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!!!!


ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

yes i know, bad jokes...


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
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Posted:Thats my favourite ever joke- i love it! Hehe!
To carry on...

Quote:
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead!

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was stapled to the first monkey!

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!!!!



Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a monkey!

Why did the giraffe get a headache?
Three monkeys and an elephant fell on its head!
ubblol ubblol ubblol

(yes i know- small things, small minds...) ubblol


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pounce
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Posted:oh my goddess i nearly fell out of my chair laughing!!!

ahhh, i need to go buy some laffy taffy and get more stupid jokes ubblol those tend to have goods ones on them too.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?

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Posted:ubblol Oh those are brillaint jokes, although i didn't get the Mickey Mouse one frown (i know i know i'm slow and thick)

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Dunc
Dunc

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Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
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Posted:What's Yellow and Orange and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff on Fire!!

What's brown and fluffy?
Pink Fluff that's been up my bum!!

OMG!! I've been lead astray by the pink Fluff Jokes ubbloco and I'm not sure if there'll ever be any return!! Will my life ever be the same again??!!




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Dunc
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Posted:What do you call a fly with no wings??

A WALK!!! HA AHA HA and not a mention of fluff....d'oh! I've said it now! rolleyes


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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
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Posted:AND!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?


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