Let's relight this forum
What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
Written by: native
by the way not cool calling my people red safe.
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
Written by: meghann
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
It's smashing to be back x
Written by: Wonderlush
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"?
FIRETRUCK!
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
Written by: flid
what do you call a chav in a box?
innit
what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
safe
i like breaking the Law , of Gravity !
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