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Viva UGLY STAFF
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
In order to achieve what most people cant, you must do what most people wont
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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i dont mean to be rude or start a fight or anything... but is there really a reason to make fun of Michael Jackson? how does his problems , IF they are true, effect your life? if he does molest little boys which i dont believe, then thats his problems and he'll pay for it. i dont understand why you should be making rather mean remarks about him... and lol good one with the chinese guy
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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YEA! i wanna hear some jokes on Howard Dean and his rampant pcp usage!
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
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"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys
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how many golfers does it take to change a lightbult?
just one, but he needs to use at least 3 lightbulbs.
Step (el-nombrie)
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The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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how many golfers does it take to change a lightbult?
just one, but he needs to use at least 3 lightbulbs.
i dont get it!
Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys
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'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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what goes oooooooooooooooo?
a cow with no lips!
similar theme there...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*