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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i would like to start with that i dont mean offence to anyone who is a jehovas witness or mormon. to be honest i actually think they have a lot of guts to do what they do!

but i had a visit from 2 today. the first ive had in years. and of course now that they've left i think of all the smart-ass questions.

but to start off with my bloody dog! she's big. and usually she growls when people come at the door (cos she's a cowardly thing!)....and guess what! the JWs arrive and she decides to just pace the hallway!
so i was poilte at first...said i didnt believe in god, believed in evolution (she found it difficult to believe in evolution! and creationism isnt more hard to believe??!!) then i asked why they didnt take blood transfusions...that was more like it! things got more interesting!

but of course i thort of all the other really good questions once the door was shut...the reason they dont take blood is cos it says so in the bible...but in the bible it says "thou shall consume the herb of the land" which is the rastafarians excuse for the pot smoking...so i should have asked about that! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:So the newest trick:

Jehova's Witnesses Spanish Harlem Style!

Same claptrap, same annoying door-pounding, same insipid flyers.

But in Spanish!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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TinyPixie
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...

Total posts: 394
Posted:Maybe accompanied by some reggaeton?

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:Put on a card beneath your doorbell:

READ BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON OR KNOCKING ON DOOR.

By pressing this button or knocking on this door you confirm that you are either:

Not here to preach any religion, sell or otherwise advertise any product or service, or to gain support for any political party or candidate.

or:

Here to receive a bucket of water full in the face.



If anyone unwanted turns up, just go and fill a bucket of water.


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by: polarity


Put on a card beneath your doorbell:

READ BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON OR KNOCKING ON DOOR.

By pressing this button or knocking on this door you confirm that you are either:

Not here to preach any religion, sell or otherwise advertise any product or service, or to gain support for any political party or candidate.

or:

Here to receive a bucket of water full in the face.



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:I think that would fall under the term of 'No Solicitation'

I generally just tell them that I'm a pagan and point to the huge pentacle that hangs on my front door...then tell then I don't care to listen to anything they have to say...works a treat... biggrin

My ex-husband had a friend that was sitting around watching TV one day when a group of them came along...he told them to come on in and as soon as they saw the porn flick that he was watching, they turned around and walked right back out the door...and he never had a problem with them again...


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Thats classic


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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