i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Quote:
I mean doing drugs is fine if you're not hurting anyone
The Confusion Squid has many tentacles
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
Formally known as kat224
We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you
Formally known as kat224
We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you
Written by: kat224
Oh and my favorite 'have you found God?' reply is...
'No, i didn't know he was missing. But when you find him can you ask him to bring sexy back!'
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Written by: Rouge Dragon
I probably said it earlier, but I can't respect a religion which condones the murder of innocent children.
Yes, I consider the refusal of life-saving blood-transfusions for children murder, and the state has every right to take the child away from the abusive parents.
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
if i could be a busy busy bee...
Written by: Doc Lightning
A friend of mine who grew up Jewish in Salt Lake City once answered the door to two LDS (Latter Day Saints/Mormon) missionaries wearing nothing but a towel.
Since they are supposed to keep their minds pure for the two years of their mission, they both turned heel and RAN.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Written by: dizzypheonix
Round my way all of the door knockers are little old ladys and young children.
I'm an evil sod at time so if the JoHo's knock on my door I attempt to convet them to a differnt religion.
I allways keep my manners about me because it's more fun to scare them away when you are being nice to them.
I converted to Paganism a few year ago (as it feels more natural to me) and I just so happen to have a book case with pagan books in very close proximity to my front door
From this bookcase I will grab any book with a big pentagram on the front cover and I will invite them in for a chat about religion and a cup of tea.
The book trick offten scares them away but I did have one couple that came in, 2 little old ladys.
I had to laugh coz my lounge looks like halloween all year round and the look of terror as the little old ladys ran (or a very brisk hobble) from my door is somewhat amusing.
* this thread really belongs in the social discusion forum*
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Idolized by Aurinoko
Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
Bob Dylan
Written by: Hanz
What would happen if pagan's did start door knocking for their beliefs like the JoHo's do?
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Written by: polarity
Put on a card beneath your doorbell:
READ BEFORE PRESSING BUTTON OR KNOCKING ON DOOR.
By pressing this button or knocking on this door you confirm that you are either:
Not here to preach any religion, sell or otherwise advertise any product or service, or to gain support for any political party or candidate.
or:
Here to receive a bucket of water full in the face.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura