i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she raises her voice in the public squares; at the head of noisy streets she cries out, in the gateways of the city she makes her speech:
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
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He does it so well too,
isn't he just scrummy ?
squarefish
(Raymund? oh Raaymuund...I know you're in here... somewhere)
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Personally anyone who holds no allegiance to a country shouldn’t live there.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
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Also your little script is bogus man, sure you got woken up but wow your just an ass hole!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she raises her voice in the public squares; at the head of noisy streets she cries out, in the gateways of the city she makes her speech:
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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If you don't like it don't read it, don't listen to it, don't watch it, etc...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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what are you going to be like when a life saving operation isn’t going your way? Are you going to get pissed off and then start getting sloppy
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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On the other hand, many of the comments almost made me pee myself laughing, I like Dentrassi's exagerated gayness!! Adding humor to an otherwise annoying situation has got to be one of the best ways of dealing with i
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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If he is trained for the worst when it comes to a life saving operation, perhaps he should use that training in other aspects of his life.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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It was a question to make Mike and Mike alone think about why he was really getting pissed off. If he is trained for the worst when it comes to a life saving operation, perhaps he should use that training in other aspects of his life. I am sorry, but you just read into that wrong. The quoted questions are very much to the point and were not a personal attack. I'm sorry you felt otherwise, have a nice day
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Why don't you go after people like that Kaji kid who was so kind as to post his rather vulgar comments. Why don't you put him under the neighborhood watch program instead of coming after me?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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for me a JW encounter would go like this:
asleep in bed minding my own business
Kazeko (grumbling sleeply and poking me): There's someone knocking on the f**king door.
I'm now half awake with no intention of untangling myself from Kazeko and geting out of our warm bed to answer the door.
Me ( thinking it's just the super saying she's going to be away for a week): They'll go away just go back to sleep hun.
they don't go away
Me (grumbling as I walked to the door}: This had better be bloody important...
I open the door and look out into the hallway. oh you're f**king me!
JW 1 and 2 (as the always travel in pairs): Good Morning!
Me (thinking): what the h*ll's morning?
JW 1: Have you found Jesus yet my son
oh I ain't your son buddy, if I were I'd shot myself
Me: Yah he's in the living room drinking beer and downloading porn off kazza
provided they don't leave at this point
JW 2: To speak of the king in such a way is sinful
ignoring that
Me: Why are you still here? How the f**k did you get in here anyway?
JW: I think you need to read Watchtower my child your language is vile
if he calls me child or son one more time that stack of watchtowers is going up his @ss
Me: If I take your hate material will you bugger off?
JW: yes
I take the WT and slam the door. And walk over to my patio doors while crumpling the WT in a tight ball. Then Opening the door I throw the WT ball with all my strength at the head of the nearest JW walking away from the building. Then going back to bed and telling Kazeko it was JW's and going back to sleep. The alarm goes off 5 minutes later. AARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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I'll look in from time to time, just to see who is causing what grief, perhaps if you are lucky I'll cause a little of my own!
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Well… I see that people have been talking about me once again! You would think that when someone leaves for a little while that they would all just let the past be the past, oh well… it does remind me of a line from a song by my favorite rapper Eminem “Everybody wants to discuss me, this must mean I’m discussing, but it’s just me I’m just cussing”
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"