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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
This post is for all those people that are on the net and have nothing do to.

there are no rules. well maybe one. every now and then someone as to just drop a completly ramdon post in ubbloco

i finanily figerd out how to start up my own post (have merce on you all now! mwahaha) im just new to all of this you see

so anyone can just drop in a line and talk about a whole lot of random stuff. anything goes. be if about fire pois or staff or fire fingers or partys or tattoos -specking of which dose anyone no of any good site for tattoo desings? i want to pain a glow in the dark one on my shoulder or back (im very felixable you see tongue) - glow in the dark stuff or frogs or munchies or the colour pink... whatever, and hopefully someone well write back and help youz all out

well hopefull you guys right something in here some time. i gues if you dont it will just fade into the past. s'all good. ill just write in here ever now and then and talk to my self tehehe ubblol

keep the good time rolling peace wave

ubbrollsmile

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
why thankyou *takes bow* biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Nx keep's tryin' to shove eels down my pant's ubbcrying

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i crave a chocolate milkshake from maccas. and a berrynice yoghurt crunch wouldnt go astray either

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Rood awakening I adore thee not.

Ye takes the cup and drops upon my brow, yet you spill your load....where are you now?!?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
poi poi poi poi poi poi

the letters are next to each other! makes it so easy to type!

poi poi poi poi poi poi poi

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
omg i never thought about that before! thats SO COOL!

poipoipoipoipoipoipipoipoipoipoipoipoipoi

you can just run your fingers along the keys

poipoipipoipoipoipoipoipoipoipoipoi biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
iop...

it doesn't work as easy as you think...
you guys must have a backwards key board or something...

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Quote:

I WILL DECIDE WHEN I WANT TO LAUGH THANKS




So true! ubblol

I'm all alooooone in the HoP chatroom.... mech and Neuron are busy and Ela's asleep *said in the voice of the donkey when he sings, I'm all alone"

rargh rargh rargh it's all back to the dark starr to eat narr and have a chocolate barr and drive in a carr and go farr and put millenium in a jarr and get a full round of golf in under parr OoARR! - see the extent of my boredom

Woot!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
twas the night before christmas and all through the house, the only creature snoring was just a little mouse. he was lying in bed thinking about bacon, this surely would be the stuff he'd be makin. with an oven preheated to four hundred degrees. pass him the bacon now please please please. he'd cook ten, fifteen minutes untill its real crisp. it'll be so good it'll cure you lisp. this stuff would be great, this stuff would be good. he'd like it he'd love it he knew he would. but where was it now, where was his bacon, the yummy good stuff he'd been making. he now realized it was a dream, but he still tasted the bacon and the taste was extreme. so he went to the kitchen in search of a bacon filled platter, and to his surprise he heard a loud clatter. it was santa clause here to have a good snack. he took some cookies but gave them right back. he smelled that bacon and couldnt let it pass. bacon, bacon at last. he ate the bacon then started to go. told a dumb joke and laughed ho ho ho. to bed at last a good night its been, santa, the bacon, and him.

i love myself
i think im grand
when i go out
i hold my hand
i put my arms
around my waist
when i get fresh
i slap my face

it was midnight by the ocean not a streetcar was in sight.
the sun was shining brightly for it rained all day that night
it was a summer day in winter
and the snow was raining fast
as a barefoot boy with shoes on
stood sitting in the grass

one fine day in the middle of the night.
two dead boys arose to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew their swords and shot eachother
a deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those 2 dead boys
if you dont believe this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too.

little miss twitter the babysitter
i think she's a little bit crazy
she thinks a baby stitters
supposed to sit upon the baby.

imsoboredthatimgoingtotypethismessagewithoutanyspacesandhopethatyouallcantrytofigureoutbecausesometimesitsreallyhardtoreadbutitmightbeeasierifyoueatlotsofcheesebeforeyoutryimadramapersonandimreallyboredbutimgoingtogotoapartytodayalthoughimthinkingabouttakingacakecausetheirgoodgoodgoodithinkyouallshouldgotowww.badgerbadgerbadger.comitsreallyfunbutquiteaddictivesoyoumaybelistiningtoitforacouplehours.manitshardtotypewithoutpressingthespacebarbecauseitssuchahabbit.

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Quote:


imsoboredthatimgoingtotypethismessagewithoutanyspacesandhopethatyouallcantrytofigureoutbecausesometimesitsreallyhardtoreadbutitmightbeeasierifyoueatlotsofcheesebeforeyoutryimadramapersonandimreallyboredbutimgoingtogotoapartytodayalthoughimthinkingabouttakingacakecausetheirgoodgoodgoodithinkyouallshouldgotowww.badgerbadgerbadger.comitsreallyfunbutquiteaddictivesoyoumaybelistiningtoitforacouplehours.manitshardtotypewithoutpressingthespacebarbecauseitssuchahabbit.




you spelled habit wrong

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
I understand that this a random thread and thought that i would types some random random's. Although i randomly change what i am thinking about i don't know how random my random's are going to be. But since this is a random thread i guess all i can say is random..... Random!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


The poi told me to do itmember
6 posts
Location: Perth, WA, Australia, southen hemisphere, Earth, m...


Posted:
RANDOM YOU SAY!!

Just like to say that I am a keen suporter of anything random, obscure or chaotic ( in the random sense of the word)

I would also like to say sammy snake slithered sighlently, seductively and solemly through the swift swaying waves of the misssssisssippii serenading his sleeping supierior sessel by hissing consisstantly... ... ...ispsipsissipiispisispiiisssssisipisissssssss

but I can't because i have a lisp... and because that last word doesn't

I have a joke

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

...

...

...

hit it in the face with an axe.

ok that was a little off wasn't it. More of a christmas joke.

vimstrange/r/st/-ish
142 posts
Location: upside down


Posted:
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
- African Proverb


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
'Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the complaints Department spaceport on Eradrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read 'Go stick your head in a pig', and are no longer illuminated, except on special celebration.




ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
tea.

dried leaves, boiled.

it is also a strong brownian motion producer.
when a brambleweeny57 sub-meson brain is linked to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a nice hot cup of tea, finite amounts of improbability are produced.

as that wasn't very random (by being connected to the last quote as although tea is considered a delicacy in many parts of the galaxy, the proliferation of sirius cybernetics corporation nutrimatic Machines has made it very hard to get a good cup of tea) here is a real random number list (integers between 0-99):

Code:

97 82 41 41 89 77 56 66 63 59
13 91 26 71 67 3 52 6 19 72
66 63 75 84 88 6 86 95 75 70
52 34 45 66 47 68 24 69 20 84
13 63 92 13 96 77 86 61 62 0
73 56 42 79 98 5 74 41 63 0
29 50 10 18 29 19 95 18 79 91
9 52 31 35 2 33 78 67 96 71
6 92 20 38 14 66 63 36 68 80
20 88 32 36 81 19 79 85 51 88
24 8 32 60 63 33 95 87 9 1
64 86 84 2 22 67 51 79 33 86
47 19 72 0 25 47 90 41 5 76
72 45 67 90 29 8 31 82 69 37
30 91 47 45 85 61 67 1 18 22
36 52 53 35 68 89 25 50 67 88
54 77 39 73 23 73 73 15 5 70
87 68 30 46 25 86 83 33 73 17
66 33 62 74 55 81 76 84 40 6
87 65 31 57 15 28 79 57 73 20
91 0 86 36 96 66 95 44 55 88
30 13 21 89 63 96 13 70 32 78
13 11 2 97 63 59 53 96 0 36
20 87 77 93 88 56 98 64 91 73
59 76 49 81 62 83 88 54 0 79
23 47 70 66 48 24 51 61 29 3
10 27 83 4 22 17 47 42 93 18
37 97 55 47 57 55 39 4 85 86
4 51 43 37 10 49 53 10 63 79
3 85 4 53 0 93 90 55 59 0
0 40 77 21 39 71 26 87 28 76
82 71 26 23 10 28 87 86 9 78
44 15 40 83 28 90 72 53 41 6
49 83 91 49 98 4 50 58 76 10
85 78 25 77 53 26 70 88 87 49
77 31 87 73 13 73 29 43 16 16
79 47 88 21 75 87 23 43 34 32
24 77 39 19 73 81 22 15 56 59
3 99 6 88 59 81 4 61 99 84
22 39 19 99 1 53 74 90 53 56
94 51 65 33 62 98 20 72 22 35
42 10 28 65 51 67 97 68 77 47
51 67 22 58 61 20 76 95 15 14
59 52 88 36 13 76 1 57 55 65
88 57 43 77 62 13 76 79 17 85
74 29 55 39 14 30 51 36 50 33
83 89 52 78 40 97 39 51 45 97
46 6 16 8 54 11 56 14 56 47
16 44 28 85 83 8 23 46 60 87
12 65 77 59 36 21 32 20 22 98
21 11 84 64 34 34 74 2 36 80
88 59 77 96 26 39 84 16 35 67
66 35 68 45 28 70 17 24 22 54
77 3 43 50 6 89 40 3 1 67
96 95 14 11 74 15 84 92 99 78
55 92 60 16 70 39 92 72 14 6
53 69 45 37 63 38 80 98 72 46
5 67 16 59 78 55 47 47 85 96
50 73 12 0 66 70 52 50 8 64
90 80 29 36 8 22 37 63 87 66
87 70 92 22 88 90 89 41 73 84
12 13 52 33 0 4 54 48 78 76
51 4 39 41 37 8 89 51 29 75
63 54 49 91 98 20 20 94 60 64
15 97 64 95 98 17 26 71 6 12
16 91 84 43 42 78 88 41 67 82
28 14 53 98 11 23 33 57 82 12
63 0 0 76 25 48 93 2 27 13
63 0 50 84 71 7 34 20 49 76
10 47 72 86 81 36 13 37 46 58
11 76 20 11 19 60 49 39 45 93
66 28 60 27 31 38 49 27 57 79
85 41 98 30 64 59 12 53 56 98
31 78 56 38 23 22 34 37 83 98
87 46 24 48 89 28 84 76 9 85
32 34 28 29 23 26 98 8 58 69
73 38 78 66 12 83 40 49 52 6
74 28 69 15 3 16 9 28 38 28
61 84 1 47 53 44 3 10 43 21
54 34 21 39 79 58 25 41 56 77
29 70 94 95 12 33 86 69 54 2
60 66 16 38 79 37 15 17 12 32
24 49 28 98 71 25 78 18 77 5
67 87 14 26 35 21 0 2 20 34
48 60 55 73 74 3 22 77 84 58
60 75 85 24 59 44 6 43 78 70
74 38 49 38 69 41 51 19 29 59
96 93 96 89 44 20 31 88 64 93
65 87 23 67 95 74 9 5 4 55
19 10 99 93 15 45 9 68 96 8
64 18 65 15 83 46 4 5 89 66
63 88 43 45 33 45 99 63 2 8
5 93 85 57 77 74 8 44 42 73
75 14 13 51 73 34 94 8 96 67
96 85 80 44 41 72 34 81 46 90
16 22 52 82 72 97 45 22 54 9
24 73 32 24 39 68 62 56 81 97
26 23 36 65 27 86 9 38 46 96
78 30 78 84 21 67 59 56 28 82
98 61 93 15 99 90 83 93 98 0



probably in here already but www.random.org is where i got this list.
handy for programmers as well as being very cool for cats (for 'cats' read 'geeks').

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i think my head has just exploded, i started to add up all those intergers on my clac to see what they added up to?

and got l;ost half way through!

told you i was only 50% geek!

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

but seriously - there are 1000 of them and they add up to 50954.

you can check how geeky i am in that thread what tells you who's a big geek.

or ya can make a number up for me yourself based on my actions here.

please be gentle smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
numbers? geeky? pah!

a real geek would have written his (or her) own random nunmber generator.

(i know 'cos i've done it before confused )

and, to stay on topic:
pigs

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok who's ruined the page width?!?! (not geeky enough to be able to figure out why it's changed!)

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
it changes from people posting something extraordinarily long with no spaces (that includes smilies)

my supervisor sucks.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Monkeys monkeys poo

Flittermouse
and goo

I have a headache and the hole in the wall ate my card, I must not feed hungry walls! I must use well fed walls that sick up money

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
All i need is 11 pounds of yellow modeling clay,some toothpicks,and a meter of string and i think i could solve the meaning of life!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
well.... iv got clay..... lots of clay....

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


look a mermaid fairy!! i fink its pwetty biggrin

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
hey i have a shirt with that picture on it!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
California riding with the t- shirts candy bar tiddle over the bridge-top only to sit on a can of pineapple belly shakes.

kiss

peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
i enjoy running around in my fairie costume on a deserted island because that is where i live all of my fellow staff memebers think i am crazy.

go 74 74 74 74 go 74 74 is just a saying that must be repeated frequentley same as "squishy" and "wicked' island speak rocks bum holes

ilovephiledelphiacreamchesse


we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
Mirrors. What is it with people and durting mirrors? Serosily. I work in two retail shops and I am for every cleaning mirrors. Whats up with that? I mean I can kinda understand it in a cloth some. Although I sear some some people must fall onto the mirrors while getting changed while im sure that others lick it. In any even im shocked at how dirty they get in so sort a time. Job number two is in a shoe shop. I do not no how these mirrors get dirty. Apart from the odd child that I will see hugging or licking the mirror, or sometimes so amased to see someone else that prehapes looks like them like them that they feel they must reach out and touch it just to make sure that its real I suppose. Apart form that I just don’t know how they all seem to get in the state they do. Perhaps while people try on shoes they put there feet on the mirror. For some unknown reason. Although addmitadly I have never seen this. But then again I have never seen someone dirtying the mirrors. Yet dirty they all are. I simply don’t understand it. My mirror is clean. And I not a very clean person when im at home. I don’t clean my mirror. Yet it is clean and there is no reason to clean it. Unless someone can inlighten me… I will draw to the conclusion that there are mirror dirtying people. These people are very hard to find. They must I beleave walk into a shop and look to see where the salesperson it. After locating the salesperson they must then proceed to locat the mirror. After finding mirror they must very sneackaly dirty it. And then leave the shop. This is the only logical excpanation that I can find.

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
its a mushroom its a fungus and its growing all around and amoungus


86943 remember it it might save ur life one day

ilove lee
he loves me
we both love playing wiht fire(and each other) spank

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


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