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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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shpongled
Mr. IWantYouToGetDown
Location: Ohio
Member Since: 16th Jan 2009
Total posts: 86
Posted:haha thanks a lot. i dont know how long i will be away for...we shall see smile

have fun poisters.


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:
I just thought I'd put up a nice valentine's day picture I drew specially for us all in the singles thread:

my interpretation of the phrase 'bah, humbug'


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From someone who has only ever received one valentine's card- and that (disturbingly explicit one actually, considering) was bought by my Grandmother in mistake for a birthday card.

Have a nice commercial guilt-fest.

Bitter? Me? Never! grin


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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ishtarpixie
goddess
Location: London
Member Since: 14th Aug 2008
Total posts: 5
Posted:I don't know anyone that is on either so hello!!? smile

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ishtarpixie
goddess
Location: London
Member Since: 14th Aug 2008
Total posts: 5
Posted:I'm not sure I know how to work this sight. or there may actually be only me talking to myself! what a great thing. I actually keep wondering whether the world really exists or is it just my imagination and when it is this quiet on the web I begin to question my own existence, what about you?just a thought before i go to bed which means i won't be here to answer you. so now the universe is your imagination. do with it as you will and I will check in later.xx

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Puff
Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Member Since: 10th Jun 2007
Total posts: 134
Posted:Originally Posted By: hamamelis


my interpretation of the phrase 'bah, humbug'


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Just cause I wanted to look at it again.

Happy Saturday!! Right, I'm off to get my drink on.


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Nice drawing!

*applause and e-chocolate*


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Derwyn
Derwyn

Lightworker
Location: New Mexico
Member Since: 10th Jan 2009
Total posts: 88
Posted:It is quite lovely, I love the heart on his butt. I'll take some chocolate aston.

"When we dance with the faeries, we dance with the reflections of our true selves and the true inner self of the world."

"If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get to meet a Unicorn."

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willworkforfoodjnr
willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Member Since: 8th Aug 2007
Total posts: 1046
Posted:Mmmm goodness smile

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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LazyAngel
LazyAngel

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2895
Posted:*wanders back into thread again*

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:*shouts %$@&# from the rooftop*

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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willworkforfoodjnr
willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Member Since: 8th Aug 2007
Total posts: 1046
Posted:I hear your "%$@&#", and raise you a "grrrrmumblegarrhrumph"

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:*shuts up and went to bed happy for being single again*


woooohow!


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:ill take your mumble and raise you a "Frakking Hell! Why are there no nice girls in Chester (that I've met and are single and amenable)"

darn.


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:i concur! lol tea anyone?

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:I went tea shopping today- would that be: chai; chilli and cherry rooibosh or moroccan mint with gunpowder?


Or just borin' ole tea? smile


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Twinings Everyday, Please.

White, two sugars, and some bread and jam too!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Peasant. tongue2

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Could I have a peasant special with only one sugar please?

And I'd like to mention I'm happy being single. Since I go to uni I meet a lot of nice single girls. . . but damn do I miss cuddles.


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willworkforfoodjnr
willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Member Since: 8th Aug 2007
Total posts: 1046
Posted:Aww yes please, tea is exactly what I need at this time of the morning smile

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:i technically dont belong in here... but tea is worth a covert thread entrance until anyone kicks me out smile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:hug for ed!

We love you even if you are a trespasser!


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Daedra
Daedra

The Dae Walker
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury
Member Since: 26th May 2006
Total posts: 75
Posted:Mmmm loves tea does I!!
Gotta be a proper builders tea though. Not too much milk and 2 sugars all the way! That and an orange juice can get me awake at the best of times!! (^_^)

It almost feels like I'm in some sort of singles anonymous!
I can almost hear the banter now! grin

"Hi, my name is Dave, I'm 21 and I've been a single for 5 months!
When did I find out I was a single? Well it probably was the day me and my other half mutually broke up because we both lived on opposite sides of the country."

But no, I'm fairly happy being single! Though there are points where I could just use a really nice warm hug that only a girlfriend can give (^_^)


Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja

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LazyAngel
LazyAngel

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2895
Posted:mmmm nice cup of tea... almost as good as a warm hug on cold days!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:A teabag of mango flavored green tea combined with a teabag of black tea infused in a 16 oz cup, black with no sugar and cream... yummmm... i like it black even with coffee... Dip some churro in it, hell of a day made heaven!

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Lovo
Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 23rd Nov 2008
Total posts: 74
Posted:Sorry guys! but I be leaving you all! frown
A little blonde black belt has captured me away...


Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Ahh damn. Nice stuff, Lovo, I hope she doesn't break your heart... or your limbs.

I might have to leave too. . . do new fire poi count?


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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:oooo beware Lovo, they're sneaky and scary in a way... grin

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Not in the first three months. They're lovely for the first three months, its only after that that they turn evil.

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Lovo
Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 23rd Nov 2008
Total posts: 74
Posted:What if shes already evil and plotting on world domination as well as kicking puppies and taking candy from kids?
Am I doomed?


Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Haha, no it sounds like thats what you were after, Lovo. tongue2

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