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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax

Total posts: 366
Posted:women such strange creatures ! i'm begining to think about becoming a monk(if only women weren't so attractive ) smirk meditate

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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The_Real_Sean_A
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

The_Real_Sean_A

Flirts with Death Way To Much.
Location: Fort Myers, Florida USA

Total posts: 8
Posted:Willworkforfoodjnr I know just hoe you feal I had the sam Sh** happen to me about a mounth ago, sad thing is I found out by walking in on them

The Real Sean - Why is it only dragons have fire breath... Oh, I see.

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Being a monk has its upsides though - wicked robes, no rent, simple food, no possessions, long days... wait, that list started going downhill somewhere, maybe not after all!

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:No beer, no icecream...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:i know what a depressing thought

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Need to get homework done so I can go into work to perve on hot trivia boy who has promised me cuddles....*slou*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Whats a slou?

Can I have one?

grin


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:mmmm hot trivia boy....must. not. get. cocky....

a *slou* is a sort of optimistic, dreamy, positive thoughts smiley smile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Monks cannot have ice cream? What about nuns? I was just contemplating monastery life (but only in one that makes decent beer).

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:A dwarven monastery then?

Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:As long as they stick to the dairy variety it should be ok wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:lolsign how random the thought of dairy beer sounds rank i gotta say

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I was more thinking dairy icecream redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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meshunderlay
BRONZE Member since Sep 2008

meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA

Total posts: 612
Posted:So long as it's good ice cream.

Not all monks take vows of poverty, it depends on what order you're part of, but ALL monks get wicked robes!

>^_^<


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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:lolsign dont worry rougie it is probably me being a dumbass this morning ubbrollsmile

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Aaaah! Time differences hurt!

I once had lavender ice cream. I can't remember how it tastes, but I do remember that it was yummy.


Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Does it taste like lavender? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Could be just lavender colour..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:why on earth would you want to invent lavender icecream that smells like your nan and her panties draw?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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meshunderlay
BRONZE Member since Sep 2008

meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA

Total posts: 612
Posted:I've never had lavender ice cream, but I once had this weird round chalky gum that tasted and smelled of lavender dish soap.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:I once had pumpkin icecream...rather horrible.

Had to option to try wasabi icecream, but when it was single figures in temperature I wasn't up for any!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:After shifts at work I get ice cream for free. Our chocolate is yummy!

Edit: Please don't take that the wrong way!

EDITED_BY: jarle (1223532620)


Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:wink devil spank

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Parma Violets FTW

smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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meshunderlay
BRONZE Member since Sep 2008

meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA

Total posts: 612
Posted:You know, I don't think I ever knew the name before.

Cheers Flashpoint.


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The_Real_Sean_A
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

The_Real_Sean_A

Flirts with Death Way To Much.
Location: Fort Myers, Florida USA

Total posts: 8
Posted:i don't know... *thinks of a nun licking an icecream cone*

The Real Sean - Why is it only dragons have fire breath... Oh, I see.

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:oh my what a dirty mind u have The_Real_Sean_A laugh3 spank

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Coming home to an empty bed after a night at work like mine is just depressing. I want to cry.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax

Total posts: 366
Posted:it would be more depressing if it was full , and you couldn't get in it

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:I would have exercised the homicidal tendencies I had last night.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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