Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Broach it. BEFORE you get really drunk tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh come on! nothings more romantic than a slurred
'iiii reeaaallyy luuuuurve yoooo' at 2am

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
unless you have accidently dialed a wrong number

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Or your ex-girlfriends number.

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You've done that?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*puts his hand up*

I have frown

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've been there too!!!

well, my hopes have been dashed again! looks like it was just the alcamahol that made me think she was flirting with me. I didn't get any impression that she liked me when we met for a drink the other night. GUTTED!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I came close. I sent a text message saying 'Last night was damn fun! Let's do that more often!' in reference to caving.

Easy to see how THAT one got misinterpreted.

Kupo!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
is THAT what you call it wink

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I have guys in their 30s falling all over me...but I go and do crosswords with the old guys instead.

I'm such a loser.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
But.... crosswords get *more* fun as you get older, guys appear to get less so, so you may have it right..

Besides, who wants a guy that falls over you, it'd get really annoying after a bit.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
"did you enjoy your trip dear"

smile

Girl I kissed a few weeks back turned up tonight. Must remember to take my beer goggles off next time...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
oh dear, but surely it could be worse??

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
She wasn't a grizzly bear was she?

Kupo!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Or one of these?




Non-Https Image Link




The bottom middle is kinda cute, but standing dude at top left looks like the overprotective sibling type.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hmmmm. I think Brenn's just brought back to my mind the fact that I don't like hairy much.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh come on...we've all pulled a complete munter once! i once got off with a girl who looked exactly like scary mary from the phones 4 u adverts!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I really am a Star Wars geek. I just double-checked to make sure I couldn't recognise any Wookies.

Kupo!


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
Thats rather unlucky dude, but at least she wasnt violent. I once went out with this girl she was sweet but me and my friends used to call her miss piggy (she didnt know this) and one night we all went out and it came out that we called her this, she head butted then kicked me in a tender area the next thing i know is waking in hospital with concussion, 3 broken ribs a broken nose a big gash across my head (7 stiches) and various other ailments

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Ouch...

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
"she was sweet" - sounds like it. Though calling your gf Miss Piggy behind her back sounds like you're sweet, too wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Um, lets just say she was a little... lopsided... wink

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
tue that weve all done that, my mates knickmaned one of my exes "the mole" thank goodness he never found out ubblol

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Sarah_PBRONZE Member
Member
78 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
ubblove I think I'm in love with this thread.

As one who only recently left the MEN SUCK! train, it's still nice to see others who've had worse experiences than me. What can I say, misery totally loves company. :P

willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
*Moves in and collapses down on a beanbag*

Well, I guess I belong in here now, shes off to Thailand for 3 months on a spiritual retreat, which doesn't leave too much room for me...

I knew all this was coming when we got together though, and if we both feel the same way in 3 months time then it might work out. In the meantime, come on the single life!

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
shout out who ever hasn't called their gf or bf a pet name without their knowledge.

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
sadly, i have to join this thread ;( my gf couldn`t handle it that i`m in the army and we almost never get to see eachother :/

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


JaqueDarkBRONZE Member
journeyman
55 posts
Location: Liverpool England


Posted:
I be single and Proud XD

Them menfolk are nothing but trouble. I'm having meh time and focusing on making me happy before I worry about anything else. Yee!

JD
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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
being single still sucks ass! its crap not having anybody to even just huddle up to on cold nights.... i repeat...being single sucks ass!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


JaqueDarkBRONZE Member
journeyman
55 posts
Location: Liverpool England


Posted:
 Written by :the_mods_stole_my_name


being single still sucks ass! its crap not having anybody to even just huddle up to on cold nights.... i repeat...being single sucks ass!



Hm I gotta agree with ya there. I do miss cuddling, but I have meh Kumagarou when I's is sad so it's not all bad. =:3

JD
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