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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
cake... where?

*smothers lois in icecream* smile

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Not quite what I had in mind but it will do ubblol

*covers Pete in birthday cake*

biggrin hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
should I point out I am not a medical doctor - unfortunately the geeky engineering type - not the sexy medical type . . . sorry to disapoint

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Engineering Doctorate? so have you adorned the statutory dress code of aged tweed that most engineering academics prefer? ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Better than having a bachelor degree title ubblol


I wonder if you can get a "Spinster of Information Systems" degree biggrin

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hey, I knew about the engineering, but 87 isn't a real elf either... ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*puts icecream on his birthday cake* wink ubblol

hug kiss ubblove

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Happy birthday, owner! hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
ubblol *whistles on his beanbag*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ummmm... reviving this thread just to say that due to unforeseen circumstances I'm out of here, too redface bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
I'm still here but now my potential dating pool has shrunk considerably as i've just come out as gay to my friends and family smile and now to HoP it seems!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I'm one of your number currently. However, in the fall I'll be going to a college with a 60/40 females to males ratio, which is in a consortium with another college of similar demographics and two all girls' schools. Add to that the prominent homosexual community as a result of the liberal atmosphere and I'm a real commodity as a heterosexual male with a decent personality. I imagine I'll be snatched up pretty soon.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
*sigh* I think I'm back for a bit *sigh*
I don't want to be here biggrin

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: DR_Matty_B


should I point out I am not a medical doctor - unfortunately the geeky engineering type - not the sexy medical type . . . sorry to disapoint



still sexy!

wicked beth! hug i doubt youve decreased the pool, theres plenty of wicked pretty ladys im sure youll meet in due course smile

still here, quiet but still here. did however meet a cute guy recently, but ill doubt ill ever stop my 'oo he's nice, ill ignore him or rip the [censored] out of him' trend ubblol ubbloco

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Mr_ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Herefordshire, England (UK)


Posted:
hug for Beth biggrin

I'm single as of a few weeks ago... first time since the Uni years.

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
*le sigh*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
smeh.... found out my current crush on a lovely lad in swimming team member already has a boyfriend...

*le sigh*

oh well. now to find a new target.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
wave byebye birgit

yeh, im still here smile

hug :kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Bye Birgit...

Beth: Bubbles is practically a gay, all her friends have told her she is anyway biggrin

You never narrow down the dating pool, you can only really increase it by admissions of sexual alignment. You had 50% of the population, now you still have 50% of the population. The easiest way is to be bi, then there's no limits.

But for gods sake dont go my way. Im a gay heterosexual. I'm gay in most aspects of my life (i'm camp, I like show tunes etc) but i like girls! That way you just confuse everyone, and get nowhere! smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
Flashpoint: If only i fancied men, then bi would be the way to go smile

One of my best mates is a gay heterosexual as well Flash, you're not alone!!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
It's a right pain in the arse... Or not... smile And thats a good point. If only I fancied men too. Pah. I give up on this whole dating thing...

Mind you, in about 2 hours i'll forgte, and remember that i'm in fact, very lonely. frown

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
hug me too, strangely even more so since coming out, tis an odd world!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
you are not the only poeple that feel alone in a crowded room..

I do too..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
me too... *sigh*

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Amen to that

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
AND MY AXE!

ubblol

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Sambo_Flux


ubblol ubblol



hug How've you been mate? smile

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Very good, very busy, moderately drunken and still single. And still rocking out to Viking Metal. biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ubblol axes.... vikings... im noticing a theme here.

well im at home polishing off few beers while reorganising my music collection... a delightful activity for a bachelor.

 Written by: beth

If only i fancied men, then bi would be the way to go

well you never know... life might throw you a curve ball down the track - it did for me wink

hey flashpoint - an old mate in uni used to have that problem. for his 21st we made him quite a funky t-shirt which said 'despite what you think i am straight' on the front. He found it quite a useful conversation starter with the ladies smile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


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