Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
again i reiterate my point =flashpoint= where are you again lmao!

cuddles and wuv are great! how an you want an evil girl over one that likes cuddles wuv and has a naughty side too lmao!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I've always been slightly bitter that there was this part of the forum that I was never allowed to post in because I wasn't single... but here I am.

hug


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Every few months I pop in here... Nothing has changed. I've been single for something like 4 years now!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
How? I'm utterly bemused by how such a cute girl is still single!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
How? You tell me? I have got no idea!

Thanks though smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
PS Pinky, I's in Cheshire smile

As for you Roar, it could be that you're too pretty, and as such no guy will ask you out cos it's obvious that you're far too good for the likes of him...

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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
That is nonsense! And any guy who thinks that is severely disillusioned!

Anyway, enough about that. Let's talk about something else... smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ok,ok, hows summer over there... You gits

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Severely disillusioned?

Wouldn't that mean they were right? wink

It is supposed to be pretty common- when all guys look at a girl and think 'Waaay out of my league'.. except drunken idiots.

Wouldn't know myself.. Though I do attract my fair share of drunken idiots.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
You see? If you only get drunken idiots, then my hypothesis above fits!

There's a magical point twixt consumption and confidence where we'll (us guys) will talk to girls. However, sometimes we overdo it (I know I do) and just slur like crazy that "you're fit, you are" and that's usually where it goes wrong. This is very well illustrated in this graph. Listed as skill of programming, it still fits smile
https://xkcd.com/323/

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I got sad about being single today. And my first instinct was to log onto HoP and post here. Is that normal?!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


GlitterTitsCorean Spinner
34 posts
Location: Corea, Maine


Posted:
where would the world be without drunken idiots to laugh at or join every once in a while?? for every drunken idoit there's someone either laughing or doing the whole 'if i don't make eye contact, they won't notice me' thing! So i figured i would mosey my single ass over here and at least say hi to all the other single people around, cause i figure we have nothing better to do at 11:30 at night than to post and spin, am i right??
though i gather that you're all from very far away, or at least i am, down east Maine is about as middle of nowhere as you can get, and having just graduated from college, i'm having a hard time adapting to a fairly non existent social life. and so i've put all my spare time into the fine art of spinning, which i've done off and on for about 2 years.

and so i'm here

and single

talking to all of you

cause it's fun.

excelsior!

Tori

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Clarence - Define normal?

Glitter - get yourself to a festy and meet peeps. We is fun!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Compared to the other people in this thread- yep, totally normal.

Compared to the world in general.. probably not; but who'd want to be like them anyway.. bunch of freaks wink

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah. Freaks! They all like, look the same and dress the same, and define people by a set of moral codes imposed upon them, rather than making up their own mind. Wierdos.

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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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GlitterTitsCorean Spinner
34 posts
Location: Corea, Maine


Posted:
haha, i prefer to make up my own mind, thank you, even though my mind is still a dirty, freakish thing!
You know why we don't fit in with the freaks? cause we've killed enough of our braincells by whacking ourselves in the head spinning that we just don't have the same innate thought processes of the 'freaks'...we've evolved into something way more cracktastic and awesome.

also, =Flashpoint=, where do these festys occur? like i said, i'm in the middle of nowhere at the moment, but i'm looking to relocate westward, hopfefully by attaining a job with the National Park Service in the Fall, i would love to actually get the chance to physically meet some people who spin. I've only recently just met a chick who spins at my old college, and my belly dance instructor is actually getting into it as well...so hopefully once the thaw comes around i'll actually have some people to spin with, but right now it's just too damn cold!!

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Well, keep an eye on the events and performances thread! smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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ZephSILVER Member
Wolf-Zombie
3 posts
Location: Tx, USA


Posted:
Hey!

How's everyone doin? I'm new to this. Yes even spinning!

So how is everyone doing? I usually just read what people talk about and figured I'd interrupt! lol XP

So the other day I got too confident and hit my poi with my "poi" lol hahahaha....on accident of course!

You have to be smarter that what you're dealing with: Focus on people acts, words, and expressions, don't say anything, then you'll have the element of surprise.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Zeph! I'd like to encourage you to go to the Introductions section, and then post a little about yourself, using the template! welcome to HoP!

Anyone got any news? Or are we still all single? frown

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Aye I'm still in here, but I'm actually pretty happy about it right now. My housemate moved out last month which has added up to me spending a lot of time on my own and I think the space is doing me good.

Plus its fun hanging out in here - theres loads of comfy seats, ice cream in the freezer and cool single people everywhere! grouphug

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
What? When did I become cool?

(thanks WWFFJr) smile

Sound off all the cool singles! smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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GlitterTitsCorean Spinner
34 posts
Location: Corea, Maine


Posted:
we're all still single, or at least i hope so or i won't have anybody to talk to!!

news? i sucked it up and upgraded to some LED poi, actually found a wicked deal on ebay for em and i can't wait for them to get here! who needs a boyfriend when you've got poi, right? i mean, they're still a set of balls...

O_O

i could take that in so many bad directions...i'm going to stop...right now.

Excelsior!
GT

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.


harasuSILVER Member
journeyman
51 posts
Location: that cute valley in the south, Slovenia


Posted:
*staring at the floor, leaves thread to give LynxLynx a little kiss on the cheek*

Commander Schutz: Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.
Jewish Barber: No, I'm a vegetarian.


EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Hey wow! This old place! I haven't been here in ages, nice to see that there are still a lot of the same familiar faces, wink
Whats been happening? Do I need to start cooking pancakes again for a feast and gossip catch up?

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
I'll have mine with lemon and sugar please grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Could I have mine with mixed fruit and Nutella please?

People keep leaving. I'm going to bake some cake smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I'm not going anywhere fast..

I think I may try make some biscuitty things... Or mince pies.. Hm.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Mince Pies!

Yum!

Can I have a cup of chocolatey horlicks too please?

hug

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*stands in the kitchen on stilts flipping pancakes*
Right! Someone hand out the plates the first 6 are ready - teehee! can you catch?!

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!


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