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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: fyrespirit


Oops...thought those were covered!!!

*pulls shirt closed* wink hug



hehehehe... ok... 2 shiny objects... tongue


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:*walks away.....whistling innocently*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:tee hee hee ubblol wink

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Well, I was officially dumped last thursday, but it took me a day to get over it.

So now I'm free to flirt and have fun! Any willing men around? hehe!

hug


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I joined the "church of alan" on Saturday. It's a good religion for singles and involves the licking of chocolate off skin by a church member as an initiation ceremony.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


Well, I was officially dumped last thursday, but it took me a day to get over it.

So now I'm free to flirt and have fun! Any willing men around? hehe!

hug



Pick me! Pick me! biggrin


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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


tee hee hee ubblol wink



that's genius, that is... ubblol


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: Birgit


I joined the "church of alan" on Saturday. It's a good religion for singles and involves the licking of chocolate off skin by a church member as an initiation ceremony.



now, that's what I call "rolling with the times"... good, progressive practises, not confined to all that "thou shalt" rubbish...

*nods approvingly*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:It's also
a. non-exclusive, so you can still believe in the spaghetti monster if you want to, and
b. retrospective, so anyone you've ever eaten chocolate off, or who has eaten chocolate off you, is automatically a member, too.

In other words, it's the best ever excuse for fun with chocolate biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:hello single people! Hope you're all well. i haven't had much time to be on line lately, but I was thinking of you all today as one of my friends is doing a study on chat up lines (no really!) and i know how you like your quizes. check it out Chat up lines

It's amazing the stuff you can get published in psychology journals....

So yeah anyway, how are you all. What have I missed??! hug


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted: Written by: Brenn


 Written by: Lost83spy


Well, I was officially dumped last thursday, but it took me a day to get over it.

So now I'm free to flirt and have fun! Any willing men around? hehe!

hug



Pick me! Pick me! biggrin



I knew you would reply, teehee! Of course I'd pick you!

Oh, now I'm blushing redface

hug biggrin


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Wait a second Mr. Susan... Chris Bale is your friend?!? I can see why you're not in the singles thread anymore eek hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:ok, birgit... I like it... it`ll take off for sure, but... I think maybe a name change may be in order?

I mean I have nothing against alan... I`m sure he`s a lovely fellow and all, but... I`m just not comfortable with the idea of licking chocolate off him...

so... how about:

*church of creative chocolate consumption*

biggrin bounce bounce bounce biggrin


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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


 Written by: Brenn


 Written by: Lost83spy


Well, I was officially dumped last thursday, but it took me a day to get over it.

So now I`m free to flirt and have fun! Any willing men around? hehe!

hug



Pick me! Pick me! biggrin



I knew you would reply, teehee! Of course I`d pick you!

Oh, now I`m blushing redface

hug biggrin



awwwwww... and they all lived happily ever after... ubblove ubblove ubblove

biggrin hug


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


hello single people! Hope you`re all well. i haven`t had much time to be on line lately, but I was thinking of you all today as one of my friends is doing a study on chat up lines (no really!)

...

So yeah anyway, how are you all. What have I missed??! hug



allo, mr susan!! biggrin hug

I won`t presume to speak for all, but... I`m *VERY* tired... overworked... and under (whatever the opposite of work is)...

but otherwise... fab-U-lous, thx...!! missed? ummm... not much, I don`t think... we`ve all been very quiet and ubbangelic in your absence... tongue


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


 Written by: Brenn


 Written by: Lost83spy


Well, I was officially dumped last thursday, but it took me a day to get over it.

So now I'm free to flirt and have fun! Any willing men around? hehe!

hug



Pick me! Pick me! biggrin



I knew you would reply, teehee! Of course I'd pick you!

Oh, now I'm blushing redface

hug biggrin



You would?! eek Yaaaaay!! *flying ninja tackle hug of doom* hug kiss biggrin


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I'm happy now! biggrin

Lots of hug and kiss for you Brenn

biggrin hug ubblove


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


I'm happy now! biggrin

Lots of hug and kiss for you Brenn

biggrin hug ubblove



Right back at you Lost! hug kiss wink


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:hey! youre online! cool bananas!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Yes indeedly doo I am! biggrin

hug


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:No name change needed, Mr. Pogo, just one of the people involved in the chocolate eating has to be a member of the church. So I could technically convert you. If I had a tongue that went all the way to Australia. ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:ubblol you could get yourself quite legitimately into the "what weird things can do with your body" thread with a tongue like that!!! not to mention being the pin-up girl for aforementioned chocolate licking religion...

baaaaahahahahahaha... that just reminded me of something:

here's a tongue that knows what it wants...


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I can't watch that video but I can say that I'm one of those freaks who can knot a cherry stalk with my tongue.

But then again, I'm not single anymore either! tongue

I never really posted here when I was single but now that I am, I can't!!! So you'll get nothing out of me!!!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Somehow I think that if I could do such fancy things with my tongue I wouldn't have to live in the singles thread... *sigh*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:*gasp*

how rude, dave... paul comes in here all the time and he's not the slightest bit single... rolleyes so spill...!!


birgit: have to agree with u there... tongue hug


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Thanks Pat, now I'm really cheered up frown

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:but Birgit, isn't this the perfect place to start practicing and get impartial and helpful feedback on your technique? tongue biggrin

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:ditto Would have to agree with martin there! wink

I hope you feel better soon Brigit hug


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:ditto Agreed!

My problem is not my technique, but in getting to the point where I get to practise it! rolleyes Guess I'm too shy for my own good really.


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hmmmmm I don't know, I think there's something wrong with me. I have plenty of opportunities for testing (well maybe not right now and in Bedford), but I just don't find people I really want to be with.

Which is probably good cause at least I won't be disappointed, but ya know, I'm beginning to think I'm somewhat emotionally challenged shrug


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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