Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: HikkaisPuppet


Hey! I only did that ONCE!

And when I wasn't slaughtering my own home town, wife and kids, I was SUCH a good person that I had a halo, shiny stuff coming from my hands and butterflies flying around me!



Respect starts with bees flying around you tongue


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:And if you can manage this... we worship you.
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:erm... what the?!

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:He doesn't look very happy, when they put the smiliy faces with their faces like an upside down...I didn't realise you could actually DO that...

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas, Australia

Total posts: 404
Posted:eek errmm.....

"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:And people who do that and then possibly scare the bees go and wonder why they die so fast.

Cause I'd bet money at least a few of those things stung him and died.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I bet he isn't smiling because he's seen a friend pull out an airhorn biggrin

Kupo!

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:I guess i`ll join this thread now.. broke up with my gf today ;( we went out for nearly 5months, but we decided that we shouldn`t see eachother anymore cause her iceskating took so much of her time that we didn`t get to see often enough.
I`ve been up for like 30hours and havn`t had anything to eat or drink exept for one pint of beer.

I really don`t know how to handle this situation, any tips? this is my first break up and i had no idea it hurts so much :s


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:You could try the traditional method, and add to the one beer...? It doesn't really help, but it seems like it does for a bit.. hug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Alcohol isn't the answer, but it'll do till you find the real one. hug
On egood method is constant HoP and lots of hugs. biggrin
hug hug hug


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:Alcohol doesn't do it for me.

I just go and have fun with myself. Dance, party, do whatever and be looking at the same time.


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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted:*Walks up to bee-man. Points*

You missed a spot.

Okay, the last time I was hit on was two days ago and it was immensely embarrassing. I was dancing around in my car singing along to "Stacey's Mom" at the top of my lungs - think trying to do the 'sprinkler' while being restrained by an overprotective seat belt. And some hairy biker types drove up to my window and started cat whistling and tapping on the door. I nearly ran the red light in embarrassment redface

Note to self: You are not invisible when you drive a car... wink


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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:lol phai.. neither is the car sound proof.. found that out whilst commently on a ladies UGLY wig.. my window was open.. she wasnt happy!

Fyre.. it will get better.. come for a beer in london down.. we'll cheer you up.. otherwise focus on something else! i found my concentration improved when i was heart broken .

otherwise huge hugs!!


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Did she not have an alibi? wink

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:Hugs i need =) and friends. but yea, i have quite a lot of drinking inclueded in my plans.
And i`d love to come to england and get a drink or two with you guys tongue my financial situation is not up for that tho :/


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:*yaaaawwwwwnnnnsss*

still here - admittedly more due to my own habit of being far too busy for my own good more than any heart renching sob story.

in a slightly wierd place of being entirely happy with my own existance and life - and not needing any type of relationship... and then wanting a partner to shift things around to make life more interesting.

hmmmm...

oh well... go with the flow... ubbrollsmile


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Yay!

High five to Dentrassi! ubbrollsmile


Kupo!

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Lucy_DeLunatic
BRONZE Member since May 2006

Lucy_DeLunatic

stranger
Location: , Switzerland

Total posts: 16
Posted:Thats why I feed my cats every morning.
As long as they know I will feed them, they will crawl under my blanket and purr at night. So I never feel lonely as a single (except of sometimes).

*takes a plate of pancakes*
*hands a cat around*


The Burning Woman
Fire of the Scorch and
The Singe that Bleeds

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted:*accidentally sprays whipped cream on cat instead of pancake*



Oops!



Er. Here's your pancat. I mean catcake. biggrin



Ed, you're in a better position than I. I agree to the latter, and envy you for the former.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:At least you didn't pour maple syrup on your cat...

Kupo!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Or marmite.. yet. biggrin

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Awww! Free kitty!!!
hug


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:You giving away free kitties?

I want one! biggrin


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas, Australia

Total posts: 404
Posted:*staggers around scratched and bleeding*
Erm.... kitty dosen't like me methinks...


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:*takes your malevoilent kitty*
All you need to do is show it some love!


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted:ubblol At this rate we'll end up like the crazy cat-throwing spinster on the Simpsons...

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:*sneezes* i think i am allergic!
grabs a pancake and thinks.. what are the pros of being single??

- you get to slob around without make up
- you get to watch what ever you like on tv
- double bed to yourself (whoo hoo)
- no snoring in the middle of the night to wake you up!
- all the time in the world to focus on your skill of choice.. no more explaining that poi is more than just swinging balls about (it's trying to not hit yourself as well )

....


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas, Australia

Total posts: 404
Posted: Written by: HikkaisPuppet



*takes your malevoilent kitty*

All you need to do is show it some love!



Maybe that's why I'm still single frown


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Bahaha.

I have a question,
Is it okay to have a crush on someone, but still go out with someone else because you think it'd be fun?

And can you like more then one person at once??


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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scosh
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

scosh

non stop uber rocking electro rock party
Location: hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 122
Posted:not if that person is unaware that u are just in it for the fun but other than that hell yeah lol
and aparently you can because guys with girlfriends seem to be hitting on me a lot which is rubbish cos im not that girl and its horrible.
guys i like however...invisible


"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"

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