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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I'm not.
I do smell of boy though.
And I can do boy things, like taking the lids off jam jars etc.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
don't forget your cow taming abilities, and mighty teaching skills
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
pete, on your sig, shouldnt it be 'insanity' ?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
dunno, should it? Measuring sanity on the scale of 1 to Jen? where 1 is sane, and Jen is insane?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Ooh ooh I can do boy things like smell, I mean take the lid off jam jars. I can fix engines an stuff too. Manly grrrr!
Does that mean its time for somebody to stroke me loveingly?
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
member
91 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
Written by: Brenn
Takes two to tango - no sense fooling around with someone you know is going to grow attached to you as opposed to someone who just wants to have fun and is on the same wavelength as you: To do otherwise just causes problems later.
Sense of self is first & foremost the most important - you need to find that before you find another person.
Yeah, I know, I was more or less pissed. I'm really all words. It's enough vindictiveness that this guy will not ever have my friendship back again.
Plus now I'm getting more of the good thing. Hooking up with a guy and having fun but as far as I know neither of us are looking for anything now.
I'm just really wanting to make use of my empty house right now.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Amanda13
I'm just really wanting to make use of my empty house right now.
Make it one huge ball pit!
Kupo!
member
91 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
That would be fun... but it would be more fun to have sex in the ball pit.
What can I say, when I'm getting sexed I horny.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
member
91 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
Why did you have to give me another web comic to get into.
Though I must say, that one is funnier than the cyanide and happiness one for today.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
It took me a while to get that one - I missed the title!
xkcd is mainly mathematician/romance humour, but always good for a laugh.
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I heart xkcd
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member
91 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
I <3 it too.
Just read all of them. Because that's what I do.
YAY for comedy.
The e, pi, i one made my head hurt. There's a reason I don't do anymore math than I have too.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: darkness-before
Ooh ooh I can do boy things like smell, I mean take the lid off jam jars. I can fix engines an stuff too. Manly grrrr!
Does that mean its time for somebody to stroke me loveingly?
Defenitly! Present yourself to be stroked!
I did lots of stroking this weekend...HOP boys are just so darn cute!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
well for the first time in quite a while i can legitimately post in here ..... mmm singleness ..... Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Lose a single, gain a single...
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
You do realise you missed out on one of the awesomest things in this thread, ben-ja-men.
I am of course talking about.....
FOOD FIGHT RESURRECTION!!
*Sprays ben-ja-men with a chocolate mousse gun before diving behind a sandbag-like wall of caramel fudge*
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
:snuggles up to lo:
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
:strokes the pete:
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:covers them in skittles:
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Owned by Lost83spy
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
:cream pies Brennn before covering him in custard:
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
missed you lois 
!missed you too brennicles
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
missed you too sweets *cream Pies Pete *
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Why oh why is there cream pies everywhere?
Kupo!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
why not
:creampieface:
*snuggles up with the lois*
*gives lois glitterhair*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
OOOH!!! Did I see skittles?! I want a leaking skittles ceiling.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*improvises by dumping an elephant-sized bag of skittles on Clarence*
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*steals elephant-sized bag of skittles, runs away*
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
What are you going to do with an empty elephant-sized bag?
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Sugar high!
*starts dancing and flinging cupcakes at people's heads*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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