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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Depends on the context!! Wanna be a =POPE=, too? I can make you one!



With an invitation like that, How can I refuse?! ubblol


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Fr34k


Lol no no the dwarf wifes just have beards so you cant tell the difference lol



Gimli could have been a chick all along...and we'd be aaaaaaalll none the wiser ubblol


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Actually, that would make the romantic looks with Legolas just erotic and not homoerotic... good hypothesis there!

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

and

http://www.aracnet.com/~kbuxton/discordia/ in case you were wondering what the fxxk this is all about

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism if you're still wondering after looking at that other website.

"A =POPE= is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities."

Yay, it's been ages since I made new =POPE=s


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



me with a beard?! ha! with my genetics there no hope of that happening in the real world - but feel free to photoshop away.... then again i may end up looking like a female dwarf... oh well as long as no-one has a photo of me in a dress *looks nervously around*

*yaaawwwwwwnnnnn* the long monday afternoons. im going to procrastinate for the next 5 minutes by making another cup of tea.


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:I'm still happy to be the poster-boy for the new Lord of the Star Wars revolution, but I'm afraid the rest of this thread will have to go along without me coz I AM OUTTA HERE!!



I shall miss this thread. But I hope I'm not back here for a good long while, or even ever!!





*drops heart-shaped strawberry cheesecake bombs all over the thread and everyone in it from ROFLMAOcopter as it ascends and disappears off into the sunset*





bounce bounce2 ubblove ubblove ubblove


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:oooooooooooh?!? email on its way, well done Jon hug

I'm really happy for you (if you still read this... damn. Email then wink)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:He'll be back for cake. They AAAALWAYS come back for cake. biggrin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:mmmmmmmm....cake... *drool*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Cake = Yummyness.

I didn't check this thread over the weekend. Maybe I should have ..... this photoshop idea is most curious.... I really don't think I'm suited to skimpy outfits ... I do baggy allllll too well!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:so...wheres the cake then???

ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:cake... where?

*smothers lois in icecream* smile

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol Not quite what I had in mind but it will do ubblol

*covers Pete in birthday cake*

biggrin hug


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket

Total posts: 1314
Posted:should I point out I am not a medical doctor - unfortunately the geeky engineering type - not the sexy medical type . . . sorry to disapoint

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:Engineering Doctorate? so have you adorned the statutory dress code of aged tweed that most engineering academics prefer? ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Better than having a bachelor degree title ubblol


I wonder if you can get a "Spinster of Information Systems" degree biggrin


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hey, I knew about the engineering, but 87 isn't a real elf either... ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:*puts icecream on his birthday cake* wink ubblol

hug kiss ubblove


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Happy birthday, owner! hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:ubblol *whistles on his beanbag*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Ummmm... reviving this thread just to say that due to unforeseen circumstances I'm out of here, too redface bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:I'm still here but now my potential dating pool has shrunk considerably as i've just come out as gay to my friends and family smile and now to HoP it seems!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:I'm one of your number currently. However, in the fall I'll be going to a college with a 60/40 females to males ratio, which is in a consortium with another college of similar demographics and two all girls' schools. Add to that the prominent homosexual community as a result of the liberal atmosphere and I'm a real commodity as a heterosexual male with a decent personality. I imagine I'll be snatched up pretty soon.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556
Posted:*sigh* I think I'm back for a bit *sigh*
I don't want to be here biggrin


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: DR_Matty_B


should I point out I am not a medical doctor - unfortunately the geeky engineering type - not the sexy medical type . . . sorry to disapoint



still sexy!

wicked beth! hug i doubt youve decreased the pool, theres plenty of wicked pretty ladys im sure youll meet in due course smile

still here, quiet but still here. did however meet a cute guy recently, but ill doubt ill ever stop my 'oo he's nice, ill ignore him or rip the [censored] out of him' trend ubblol ubbloco


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Mr_Chutney
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire

Total posts: 1711
Posted:hug for Beth biggrin

I'm single as of a few weeks ago... first time since the Uni years.


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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:*le sigh*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:smeh.... found out my current crush on a lovely lad in swimming team member already has a boyfriend...

*le sigh*

oh well. now to find a new target.


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:wave byebye birgit

yeh, im still here smile

hug :kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Bye Birgit...

Beth: Bubbles is practically a gay, all her friends have told her she is anyway biggrin

You never narrow down the dating pool, you can only really increase it by admissions of sexual alignment. You had 50% of the population, now you still have 50% of the population. The easiest way is to be bi, then there's no limits.

But for gods sake dont go my way. Im a gay heterosexual. I'm gay in most aspects of my life (i'm camp, I like show tunes etc) but i like girls! That way you just confuse everyone, and get nowhere! smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:Flashpoint: If only i fancied men, then bi would be the way to go smile

One of my best mates is a gay heterosexual as well Flash, you're not alone!!


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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