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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
well, all uk spinners need not worry, lady Stix is right, the festy season is here...lots of things could/will happen
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
specially since I got a new tent with room for a double mattress..
If the tents'a'rocken don't come knocking.. but if the door is open..
I'm a hussy.. I know..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Nothing wrong with that!
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: _Stix_
specially since I got a new tent with room for a double mattress..
Classy
I got one too "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Written by: _Stix_
specially since I got a new tent with room for a double mattress..
If the tents'a'rocken don't come knocking.. but if the door is open..
I'm a hussy.. I know..
never although did look tasty in your "toast" bikini I like toast
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Really Mynci?
Butter up then...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
urm.. thanks.. I'm trying to forget the fact that I was not wearing very much in front of a lot of people and half of my out fit was in effect just breakfast
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Stix, you are cute, what the hell are you doing in here? Its for gays like Dave and uglies like me! Dave, the man who never responds to a pm. Damn him.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
meh.. who'da'thunk it eh?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Yeah, i'm personally disgusted that pretty people like you are in here. You pretty types (Dave included) should be banned from the singles thread on the basis that you are "between partners"
Terminally single people like myself should be allowed planning permission to build a temple of self indulgent loneliness where we mope around all day and be sad
[/selfindulgent moping]
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
hmmm.... this is the reason why I'm staying single for awhile:
Recently an old guy friend, whom I havent seen in years, phoned me up and we started hanging out again. Sunday night we saw each other and before I left to go home he kissed me! Well, I wasnt complaining bcoz he is so sexy! hehe! It was just a kiss but I know we wont hook up (sadly). Anyways, last night a few of my friends came over for coffee and we started chatting about this kiss. Big mistake bcoz one of my guy friends got upset and wouldnt talk to me for the rest of the evening! I find out later that he likes me but wont admit it! Then, later on while chatting to the old friend I kissed, I told him what happened which was another big mistake bcoz he wanted to know who this guy was!
Argggg! So many complications! *runs to the corner of this thread, pitches a tent and makes herself at home*
I'm not moving! hehe!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
AND MY AXE! *hides in the corner with Lost*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Ooo! I'm not complaining! hehe!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
I'm gonna stay single because life is too complicated..
*sits down in corner and starts to rock back and forth mumbling profanities incoherently*
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
aww stix
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*Reminds =Flashpoint= of Buffy's speech to Jonathon in the season 3 episode 'Earshot'*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I bake your pudding?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Mmmmmm...pudding
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Pudding
Just saying Pete, that the people you think have it easier because they're prettier than the next person. They don't...
again...
Pudding
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
So, what your saying is, i need pudding to fine a life partner?
And now, i present JELLY WRESTLING!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
*Door bursts open*
Did someone mention jelly wrestling? Can I referee?
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
I made some good chocolate brownie the other day . . . any want a piece, tis good warm
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Woohoo! Chocolate Brownie! Me please!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Me and my axe will have some too!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Pudding may not be the way to my heart, but it's damn close
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*runs down the store for pudding mix*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
It's more the way to your hips right Blu?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
nah..even closer to my heart than my hips... My belly!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Ever thought of taking up belly dancing?
We'll bring pudding...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
yeah, we will
mmm, friday tomorow... another friday night, dateless..
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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