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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas

Total posts: 404
Posted:*tumbles and ends up upside down on the couch*
hey, gentle there smile

 Written by:

This love stuff is rubbish!


argubly, love could be viewed as merely a series of rules, conventions, and ideals with which to justify our lust and/or need for attachment. either that or i'm looking at it particularlly pessimisticly tonight.


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:*checks oracle is ok and turns him the right way up*

I agree with you on that one!


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri

Total posts: 91
Posted:Love isn't rubbish. It's the game playing that you have to go through before love that is.

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:My opinion, love is just a strong emotion we feel when we see someone we want to be with. Except that doesnt really make sense...because people don't want to 'be with' chocolate...and what about animals...WAA! So confused!! confused2 shrug

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:Being single is lonely frown

But thats what I get for being me I guess, nobody else can stand me. Oh well, I like being me.

Mainly because I have chocolate! *hands around chocolate*


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I can stand you!

If you're who I think you are and not someone who's stolen his pic... in any case, hooray for chockie!


Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Brenn, Clarence, I mean this in the nicest possible way - get the f*ck out of the singles thread... tongue hug

(Not bitter at all eh...? wink)



Fine. I'll go start my own party in the "Hooked up HoPper's" thread!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Gah! My sister did te worst thing to me today...The boy I like was at Basketball today, and my sister called him over and went to me "I'm going to ask him, I'm going to ask him!" By this point I was blushing madly and he came over an asked how his sister was. By THIS point I was bllushing to the point of tears. ><

Wouldn't it be great if life had checkpoints? You could go up and ask someone you like out and if it didn't turn out well you could go back and try again.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Because you're REALLY good when it comes to save points...

HP: Hmmm, I'm bored with Fable. *saves game, goes to nearest village, starts slaughtering everything that moves*
*reload*


Kupo!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Hey! I only did that ONCE!

And when I wasn't slaughtering my own home town, wife and kids, I was SUCH a good person that I had a halo, shiny stuff coming from my hands and butterflies flying around me!


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: HikkaisPuppet


Hey! I only did that ONCE!

And when I wasn't slaughtering my own home town, wife and kids, I was SUCH a good person that I had a halo, shiny stuff coming from my hands and butterflies flying around me!



Respect starts with bees flying around you tongue


&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:And if you can manage this... we worship you.
Non-Https Image Link

EDITED_BY: hamamelis (1192427753)


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:erm... what the?!

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:He doesn't look very happy, when they put the smiliy faces with their faces like an upside down...I didn't realise you could actually DO that...

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas

Total posts: 404
Posted:eek errmm.....

"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri

Total posts: 91
Posted:And people who do that and then possibly scare the bees go and wonder why they die so fast.

Cause I'd bet money at least a few of those things stung him and died.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I bet he isn't smiling because he's seen a friend pull out an airhorn biggrin

Kupo!

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:I guess i`ll join this thread now.. broke up with my gf today ;( we went out for nearly 5months, but we decided that we shouldn`t see eachother anymore cause her iceskating took so much of her time that we didn`t get to see often enough.
I`ve been up for like 30hours and havn`t had anything to eat or drink exept for one pint of beer.

I really don`t know how to handle this situation, any tips? this is my first break up and i had no idea it hurts so much :s


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You could try the traditional method, and add to the one beer...? It doesn't really help, but it seems like it does for a bit.. hug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Alcohol isn't the answer, but it'll do till you find the real one. hug
On egood method is constant HoP and lots of hugs. biggrin
hug hug hug


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri

Total posts: 91
Posted:Alcohol doesn't do it for me.

I just go and have fun with myself. Dance, party, do whatever and be looking at the same time.


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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:*Walks up to bee-man. Points*

You missed a spot.

Okay, the last time I was hit on was two days ago and it was immensely embarrassing. I was dancing around in my car singing along to "Stacey's Mom" at the top of my lungs - think trying to do the 'sprinkler' while being restrained by an overprotective seat belt. And some hairy biker types drove up to my window and started cat whistling and tapping on the door. I nearly ran the red light in embarrassment redface

Note to self: You are not invisible when you drive a car... wink


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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:lol phai.. neither is the car sound proof.. found that out whilst commently on a ladies UGLY wig.. my window was open.. she wasnt happy!

Fyre.. it will get better.. come for a beer in london down.. we'll cheer you up.. otherwise focus on something else! i found my concentration improved when i was heart broken .

otherwise huge hugs!!


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Did she not have an alibi? wink

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:Hugs i need =) and friends. but yea, i have quite a lot of drinking inclueded in my plans.
And i`d love to come to england and get a drink or two with you guys tongue my financial situation is not up for that tho :/


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:*yaaaawwwwwnnnnsss*

still here - admittedly more due to my own habit of being far too busy for my own good more than any heart renching sob story.

in a slightly wierd place of being entirely happy with my own existance and life - and not needing any type of relationship... and then wanting a partner to shift things around to make life more interesting.

hmmmm...

oh well... go with the flow... ubbrollsmile


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Yay!

High five to Dentrassi! ubbrollsmile


Kupo!

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Posted:Thats why I feed my cats every morning.
As long as they know I will feed them, they will crawl under my blanket and purr at night. So I never feel lonely as a single (except of sometimes).

*takes a plate of pancakes*
*hands a cat around*


The Burning Woman
Fire of the Scorch and
The Singe that Bleeds

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:*accidentally sprays whipped cream on cat instead of pancake*



Oops!



Er. Here's your pancat. I mean catcake. biggrin



Ed, you're in a better position than I. I agree to the latter, and envy you for the former.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:At least you didn't pour maple syrup on your cat...

Kupo!

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