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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:i know what you mean, but i often find i get complacent and lazy in long term relationships. even though i try really hard it just seems that (so far) i have boredom point around the 2 year mark lol

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:if someone not happy with me coming home at 3 in the morning and drunk then i have to think if its worth it or not cuz its just me i wouldnt change the way i live my crazy life for anything atm well maybe true love or a shot at it hay maybe its just mike having been single for to long lol....

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:i havnt even reached the 1 year mark with anyone.
not through lack of trying, lol.
i just seem to meet complete losers. hm.


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:i dont think anyone could survive with me for a whole month lol let alone a year i have a habbit of going off the random fests or places alot lol plus the paraffin smell would put them off me thinks

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:haha. i love the smell of parafiin. is that not normal? confused

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:lol nah i do to just a lot of people are put off by it lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha i would love it if a partner came home reeking of paraffin- at least is know they had a great time out. unless they were randomly attacked by someone who likes to throw paraffin on people from great height... ubblol

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:alas for me that fantasy cannot happen atm as theres hardly anyspinners in glos frown

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:what theres noone around who will throw paraffin at you from a great height? eek wink

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biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:no i mean the horror of it all i feel so depressed knowing that no one will do that to me :*( lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri

Total posts: 91
Posted:I think I may be having to leave this thread.

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:have no fear. i'll travel down there all special like, just so i can chuck some over you if you like?

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Greatest pickup line ever: look out belooooooow!

Kupo!

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:i think it would be pretty nifty!
i know i wouldnt be able to say no biggrin


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You'd have to get the timing pretty accurate though, lest you pick up someone you weren't aiming for.

Or you could go to the other end of the spectrum and throw buckets wildly biggrin


Kupo!

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:hehe thats what that was?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:*sneaks in*

*throws chocolate mousse across thread*

*runs out*


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:get with the scene clarence its all bout paraffin lmao.... Think u might aresseted if u tryed that around here lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:hmmm. i shall have to plan this very carefully then.
i'll get you. you'll see.
and you wont be able to resist me. lol


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:The perfect plan is when the opponent (or target as the case may be) has no options but to do what you want them to do.

Poking someone until they give you a reaction is one.
Chucking parffin from great heights is also one.
Using the Force to trick stormtroopers into thinking 'These aren't the droids you're looking for' is a third.

Here's my kind of girl and proof there's still time.


Kupo!

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:ubblove shes out there somewhere

ubblol hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:One More!

Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:How can I get with the scene? I'm not supposed to be in here at all!!!

*runs off into the Hooked up HoPpers thread*


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha thats great. though im not sure how effective posting comics of relationships is in terms of acquiring them lol wink

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Fenie


Fenie

member
Location: Norfolk, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:its damn effective. dont doubt the power of posting comics. biggrin

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha i like how when you run your mouse over the dating pool chart one it says "the full analysis is of course much more complicated, but i can't stay to talk about it because i have a date."

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peace
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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Those jokes are usually the best. I can't go past one without scrolling over it biggrin

Kupo!

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...

Total posts: 160
Posted:i didnt even realise they did that until i went back and looked at it again

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok, so I saw the boy this weekend, and it all went very very well. I am on my way out of this thread for a while. ubblove wave biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:byebye lolo hug kiss

good luck bounce2


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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