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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'll have one! biggrin

http://www.office365.co.uk/Catering/580926-McVities-Penguin-Biscuits.htm

And I've never, EVER, heard of onions as an aphrodisiac. You can have perfectly onion-free meals with lots of chilli (I do all the time)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Oooo, they look nice, I'll have one, please.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Erm ... didn't mean that. I meant a literal orange penguin.

One penguin, painted orange. An odder looking creature ne'er walked the Earth.

It's from the Bash Street Kids strip in the Beano album from about 88/89. One of them's told not to think about an orange penguin, then he can't stop thinking about them.

And since I read it, they've been in my head too. I used to draw them everywhere, they were my tag in effect.

Told you I was in an odd mood. ubbloco


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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Well in that case.

YES!!!

I want an orange penguin.


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Knew ya would - I mean; Who wouldn't ?!?

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Indeed, what could be cooler than an orange penguin??

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:A dead orange penguin.

nana

Easy. Next question !

ubblol


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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:How about a stuffed orange penguin??

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Now you're just being perverse. ubblol

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks for the compliment

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:*sigh*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Why are you sighing?

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: blu_valley


*sigh*



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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted: Written by: Zenooph


Why are you sighing?



I bet it's either one of two things.

1 - Our rather odd and slightly juvenile conversation about Orange Penguins, the relative body temperatures of them when alive vs dead and the idea of stuffing one. biggrin

Or

2 - She wants me and is frustrated that it isn't fated. ubblol

Seriously, hope it's nuffin bad, forgive my flippancy !

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Hey Brenn... How are things down under...?

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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:"down Under"

wink

Ooops.. i should leave this place... for i am not single... And I don't want to get people's hopes up... wink


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:'Hope'...? umm



Is that Spanish for 'knackers'...?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'm sure you mean "knickers"...?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:We've had 'knackers', then 'knickers', so the next logical step is 'knockers'

wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Yakumo
Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire
Member Since: 31st May 2006
Total posts: 1237
Posted:I brought up the 'don't think about an orange penguin' thing at the burnt toast party smile

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:How the hell did that come up in the conversation...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:And there was me thinking the burnt toast parties were all about drunken debauchery and making fun of Strugz... Didn't realize it was THAT type of party... wink

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Soul is the Ocean

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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted: Written by: Yakumo


I brought up the 'don't think about an orange penguin' thing at the burnt toast party smile



Woohoo! A fellow devotee of the Church of the Orange Penguin!!!!


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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:Blasphemy!

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true religion. Convert! I too was once heathen, before I was Touched by His Noodly Appendage


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Soul is the Ocean

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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:I forsee a new Crusade beginning ... or at least an Inquisition.....

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:The eating-choccie-off-other-people church I joined is true, too. AND non-exclusive, so they accept pastafaris.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted: Written by: Birgit


The eating-choccie-off-other-people church I joined is true, too. AND non-exclusive, so they accept pastafaris.



Sounds like my kinda faith !

AMMMMMMEN ! biggrin


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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:I'm converted! biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Nononononono! Not that easy. Converting involves eating chocolate off, or having chocolate eaten off you by, an existing member who finds you attractive or who you find attractive. But everyone you've ever eaten chocolate off, or who has ever eaten chocolate off you, is automatically converted in retrospect.

I myself had a double-initiation by the church's founder, the Mighty Alan, and another new member smile I'll happily convert you though, apparently good converters can become saints.


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Hey Brenn... How are things down under...?

hug



Things are okay smile I'm going to a 21st birthday party tonight where the dress-up theme is "B-Grade Horror movie" ubblol

Since I left this to the last minute i'm going as the modern-day vampire biggrin fangs and all!


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