Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i got chocolate, but no puppies.

Darn it.

Still here though, unless pretty new spinners I meet are taken by my boyish charm and indescribable allure (should really be undescribable allure, really)

And for anyone I have met, please do not take note of others who say i'm a perv, I'm just lonely, and it's funny to play up to that kind of thing...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pete everyone knows you're a lovely love. ubblove

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*curls up in a corner with hot chocolate and marshmallows*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I was dumped last week frown

*hugs everyone*

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
*releases puppies into thread*

*tops up the chocolate dispenser*
grouphug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
--Snip--



Nobody shall remember...
EDITED_BY: Deamon_Llama (1206182177)

---
No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
---


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'm not really on HoP much anymore... but back in here for what it's worth wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
So....does any one else love seeing relationships fail?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Nah, not really...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Whats a relationship haha iv forgotten

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
It's something* that I wanna get into with a certain someone at uni. Curse my shyness! Hugs to all those who are going through a hard time at the moment!

*not to be confused with jumping castles, ball pits and the like

Kupo!


KrscendusBRONZE Member
Member
12 posts
Location: Ljubljana, Slovenia


Posted:
 Written by :blackrose1


Whats a relationship haha iv forgotten



You're lucky... At least you don't remember what you're missing wink

BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
back in here but hopefully not for much longer. Am currently wooing a lovely lady at uni, shouldn't take too long for her to succumb to my charm! smile

hug to all

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I'm still here!! *waves* ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Thats it! I am destined to end up in some crooked house with only a faithful dog for company. Meh, I can live with that smile

Singles all the way! wink

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Hehe...I reckon I'm going to turn out to be a crazy cat lady like on the Simpsons!

*high fives*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Awesome! I will be so jealous of you! You could be a retired cat-woman, with a bus pass! ^.^

*high fives*

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Me too.. And I'm already practicing muttering to myself, not *quite* under my breath..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Heh, it's amusing how people don't notice the little add-ons.

Kupo!


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*Throws cats and screams gibberish at Roar*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hold on, we're all suffering from broken hearts!

Get a box of kittens, stat!

smile

Yep. Still here. And not as queer as people think smile

hug

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I have a cat allergy. That means I need a boyfriend, yes?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
or a dog.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
or an iguana.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


KrscendusBRONZE Member
Member
12 posts
Location: Ljubljana, Slovenia


Posted:
or one of these pretty cats which don't provoke allergic reactions

You're sure to become popular with a bunch of these around. biggrin
EDITED_BY: Krscendus (1206987357)

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ewwww dogs frown Maybe an allergen-free cat, but having lived with cats for the last 3 months I don't think that's where my future is at wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
A Lobster!!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Lobsters pinch when provoked, Neon wink

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I like kittens!

...but I can't eat a whole one frown

Kupo!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
A) Mincer

B) Tupperware

C) Share

wink

 Written by :Brenn


Lobsters pinch when provoked, Neon wink


On Demand? biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock



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