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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
sorry blu, nothing i can do about it, am still chained, apparently smile

mmmm, the UK couch surfing is becoming more and more tempting. am still not sure how ill be able to afford it

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
hitchhike? tongue

I release you from your chains of Pineappley one... Go play...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
tea tea tea tea, tea tea tea tea, batman!


oopppsss.......sorry....

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Mmmmm ... just brought more green tea from Asda ... might go brew up I think. Anyone want owt ?

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
They don't have any of that instant Chai Latte I had at Nat & Tommy's here up North!

frown

Guess this means buying black tea, cinnamon, cardamom, Cloves, and ginger then...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Cinnamon ? Eugh.
Cardamon ? Double eugh.
Cloves ? Oh-theHuge-Manatee !

Don't do it, it's wrong ! Wrong I tell thee !!!

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
how dare you dave, blu, me, carub, chain think of the possibilities.. gone wink

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Oi, spice hater!! I hope you won't say anything against ginger. I'm ginger, and ginger's good.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
ubblol

Nah, I love ginger, that's why I didn't say owt about it.

I like spices in general, and I love currys and chillis (The hotter the better!) but I just don't like Cinnamon as it's not very nice (Reminds me of cheap nasty biscuits), Cardamon (Whilst in curry it's lovely) is just too strong on it's own and not at all pleasant and cloves are plain 'orrible!

But, gingers nice, as are those who are ginger. smile

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Mmmmmmmm, curry.

EVIL, have you ever tried some star aniseed in curry. Adds a lovely flavour.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Nah .... aniseed is another of those things that I don't really like - although in fairness I've never tried it in a curry. Star aniseed you say ? Have to grab some and see what it's like.

But yeah ... curry. 'cept Korma. Bleugh. Gimme a nice Rogan Josh or Madras or even a Tindaloo. Mmmmm.

Seeing as this is the singles thread - first date - go for a meal - curry ? Good idea or bad idea ? (And no Zenooph, this ain't me askin' you out mate!)

Blarg. Brains on overdrive this morning .....

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Star aniseed has a bit of a different flavour to the normal aniseed pips. Just don't bite it.

Well curry on a first date depends if the lady likes curry. If she does then yeah, but I've found that when taking a lady to dinner, ask her what she feels like having and take it from there, just my personal opinion.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Curry on a date! Oh yeah!

Spices and chilli are supposed to be an aphrodisiac... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
So I've heard. Can't say that I've experienced it first hand, but then again, I don't really need aphrodisiacs. For me it's pretty much always 'go' time.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Spices and chilli are supposed to be an aphrodisiac... wink



unless ofcoarse like me they just make you violently ill, unless thats my body's way of saying I'm up for it? ubblol
Ewwww.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Maybe they're so effective it bypasses the horniness and skips straight to the morning sickness... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol I wouldn't be surprised

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I don't like onions. So someone on a first date ordering a very oniony curry (or onion pizza, that one has actually happened!!) is vastly decreasing his chances of getting kissed ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I hear you on that one! ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
That kinda defeats the purpose, really. Morning sickness without the fun. I'd say it's a rip off

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
...thats why I stay away from spicy food ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
I have that problem with milk. It gives me really bad heart burn, so does spicy food, but that's why Rennies were invented.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
See ... not such a daft question.

Aphrodisiac vs "Ew, not snoggin you!".

Age old conundrum - get 'em horny or play it safe and just go for face sucking .... will mankind ever find the answer.

I'm in a bizarrely philosophical mood ... but for nothing important.

Personally I love the stuff and there's very little, besides Marmite or Bovril, that could ever put me off snoggin' a bird I liked. Unless she'd been doin' owt realllllly gross, like Cartmans mom.

See ... told ya ... bizarre mood.

Orange Penguin anyone ?

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Orange Penguin??? Am I missing something?

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'll have one! biggrin

https://www.office365.co.uk/Catering/580926-McVities-Penguin-Biscuits.htm

And I've never, EVER, heard of onions as an aphrodisiac. You can have perfectly onion-free meals with lots of chilli (I do all the time)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Oooo, they look nice, I'll have one, please.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Erm ... didn't mean that. I meant a literal orange penguin.

One penguin, painted orange. An odder looking creature ne'er walked the Earth.

It's from the Bash Street Kids strip in the Beano album from about 88/89. One of them's told not to think about an orange penguin, then he can't stop thinking about them.

And since I read it, they've been in my head too. I used to draw them everywhere, they were my tag in effect.

Told you I was in an odd mood. ubbloco

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Well in that case.

YES!!!

I want an orange penguin.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Knew ya would - I mean; Who wouldn't ?!?

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Indeed, what could be cooler than an orange penguin??

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


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