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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I've given up, I'm just gonna treat it as 'he wants to be friends'. Even more effective if I believe he just wanted me to pick up for him shrug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Ah man!! I was hoping karma would smack you with the lucky stick.

hug hug

Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oh dude hug

Never a good thing, even if the person was a nightmare to be with...

hug


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Zenooph


hug hug

Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.



No way! You ok?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks Dave

It always hurts, but I've done my sulking and crying, so now it's time to move on.

Get up, dust myself off *chokes on dust* and carry on with life.

I was thinking of coming ove to the UK sometime, providing I can save enough cash.


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Meh, Karma owes me big, thought I'd lucked out in the summer and then BLAM, like I fool I let myself fall for her .... only to have her run off, pull the "still in love with my ex" card and then proceed, on my birthday weekend, to go off and start sucking face with some other goober who hates me.

Oh, the joy of it all. Still, just means I know their next incarnations will be painful, nasty and full of misery. That cheers me up. devil


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks blu,

I'm ok now. I wasn't last week. It happened last Monday and it was my mates funeral on Thursday, so I don't want to re-live last week.

Back to my old happy self now.


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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:Dave, give up on this bloke and have me! i'd snap you up in an inatant, especially seeing as you are such a cheap date! wink

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh evil and Zen. Hmmm, well,to make you feel even better we need cake, theres nothing that cheers me up more than cake.. BRING ON THE CAKE! biggrin



Zen: a question you once asked me: Why on earth would you leave sunny South Africa?? Because it was just time biggrin

Hint: Come over in UK summer time if you can, winter will make you miserable.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Cheap?!

You sure know how to flatter a guy don't you(!)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:come on, a 20 bag and a packet of liqourice papers is all it takes!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:What cake you guys in the mood for?? I think cake sounds like a good idea.

*shuffles into the kitchen to bake a cake*

Evil, I know how you feel mate, we'll just let karma sort them out and hopefully karma sorts us out before we're to old to enjoy it.


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:ubblol

Cake ... Mmmmm .... cake is good, but at the moment I have a hankering for raw eggs and then weights ! That helps, put all my anger and frustration to good use !

But cake ... Angel Cake ... reminds me of my yoof. Yum-yum.


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:ooooooooooh new members!!! bounce (and no, I don't mean that in a bodypart way, Dave, don't even start!!)


 Written by: wiki

Perversion is a term and concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal.



So yeah, I think most of us here are perverts, and quite happy about it, too.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I fancy trying to make a double chocolate and mint Battenburg...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:mmmmmmmmmmm......battenburg! i know it aint a cake, but i recently made a huuuuuuge hobnob as previously featured on pimpmysnack.com. that was reeeeeaaaaaaly nice!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:*shuffles back with some angel cake*

Anyone else want a piece???


According to Birgit's description I am one serious pervert!!!!

Yay for perverts!!!


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:It's not MY description... I have many personal descriptions of perverts, some of them are quite attractive ubblol

We have leftover apple pie and fairy cakes and about 3 variations of gingerbread in the office, come over and have some and make me less bored!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Ok, guys, one cake at a time. I'm not Jamie Oliver...yet

*runs back into the kitchen*


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Yup, I fit that description perfectly.

Angel Cake ... yum. Only things better are the afore mentioned Battenburg (Summers day cake for me!) or Blueberry muffins ... which make me giggle for some reason !

Scares people that does. 6'3" of stocky me, pierced and hairy, giggling like a child when I see a Blueberry muffin. *lol*

I can't help it though and I don't know why !


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Apple pie! ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I know what you mean EVIL, I went for a hot choccie and a muffin with my 6'6'' long-haired and bearded friend in Copenhagen ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:ubblol

Yeah, us big'uns get the oddest looks. Forgot that I too have a beard ... maybe it's facial hair thing.

Might explain why some of my exs got odd looks too ... not that I'm bitter. angry


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oooh, You're tall! ubblove

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:*walks in pushing a trolly*

Ok, we have battenburg, blueberry muffins, apple pie, double chocolate cake and just for good measure I've baked some blueberry cheesecake and some 'special' muffins for Dave.

Hope you guys enjoy!

Dave, take it easy on those muffins.


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Aye. And I forget how big I am. I once saw a video of a mosh-pit in my local nightclub and asked;

"Who's that big nob pushing everyone around" and was trying to be insulting.

My mate then pointed out it was me. Ooooof.

Was best-man at my mates Wedding. He's realllllly small. The pictures look almost like father and son it's that noticeable !

But, I'd like to be taller. I always wanted to top out at 7'ish. Still, dread to think about shoes for me at that height. I'm a size 13(UK) at the moment and have enough problems finding stuff now thats decent !!!!!!

Tallish people FTW!


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahahahaha, I'm SO tempted to post that shoesize conversion chart again now...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Dave and MUFFins? Are you sure? spank

Yeah I'm 6'1" and a size 9. Unfortunately most shops only sell girls shoes up to an 8. But I'm quite happy the size I am smile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I have disproportionately big feet.

I'm 5ft7"/8" and my shoe size is anything (depending on the shoe) between 9-12!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Brigit - Shoesize conversion chart ? If it'll make me laff send me a link or summat !

Blu - I'm happy the size I am ... well, relatively. My weight fluctuates a fair bit, but height wise I'm chilled. biggrin


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