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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i'm the boy next door....random gentle love dreamer.

seems a bit boring really.


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:just as I suspected, Boy Next Door. Not sure what to make of Random Gentle Love Dreamer though!

so... any Maid of Honours or Peaches around??


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:Yeah apparently I'm a play station "Easy to turn on. Hard to beat" !! random gentle sex master

I'm with you Birgit - i like the individual descriptions but don't like the title, it somehow doesn't portray the subtle nuances of flirting, or delicate selectiveness of recruitment.... there is a refinement that the test fails to capture.

So then - any takers?! wink


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


it somehow doesn't portray the subtle nuances of flirting, or delicate selectiveness of recruitment....



recruitment?
As in "tell me why you applied for this *ahem..* position"?


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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted:So it seems that two random gentle sex masters are not compatible. I was matched with the dirty little secret, and the nurse.

I want a playstation!


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


I want a playstation!



well hello wink


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


recruitment?
As in "tell me why you applied for this *ahem..* position"?



lol, sounds like an interesting role play....


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


 Written by: ArthurBrown


I want a playstation!



well hello wink



I apolagise in advance, I just can't resist....

[smut]
You're a playstation?

Are you backwards compatible?

[/smut]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
It must be Neon-Shaolin rubbing off on me.
wink


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:lmao... I have created a monster.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


It must be Neon-Shaolin rubbing off on me.
wink



Have you given consent? Remember the safeword!


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted:The safe word will be "More!"

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:you want Neon to rub off on you more?? ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:eek



Arthur spank



Monserat. Do you know where that jar of peanut butter has been... devil



No possibility of confusion then... Remember another word to stop me when I roll out the Ostrich...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted:I thought Ostrich rolling was made illegal weeks ago?

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:No, it was illegal for Ostriches to roll splifs using pages of books written by J.K.Rowling...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted:Ah! I remember now, it was the "Harry Pothead" bill.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I was trying to come up with something ending with 'Ostrich Bill' but it won't... frown

SOOOOOO!!!

Singledom! That sucks doesn't it?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown
CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Member Since: 30th May 2006
Total posts: 280
Posted:Who's this "Ostrich Bill?" Tall fellow? Do I know him?

Singledom is poo.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:singledom dont suck
my ex sucks and the freaks that phone me at 2 in the morning to tell me they are in love with me suck
ok its cool at first but its pissing me off now


life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:but its fun being single no one to stop me doing crazy things with my life hold me back from what i want to do in life

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Singledom's fine smile Especially when you don't have much free time and don't know where in the world you'll end up working in another few months, and have some fwbs to keep you happy tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:fwbs?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:means Friends With Benifits, non?

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:friends with benefits! wink

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:and we ain't talkin mates on the dole, neither!

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Better known as a Frack-buddy?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:buckfuddie, yes. wink





well, that's how i'd use the term. Birgit might, for all I know, have mates on the dole..

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:ubblol Well if they give the dole money to me that'd be a bonus...

I don't have any fwbs in Preston. My previous fwbs have been exes and I'm not sure if I wanna go there again. Maybe with one or two but I'm sure they don't feel the same (always the case isn't it?)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:exes? eek noooo! of course they don't feel the sam cause if they did they wouldn't be exes tongue

do student loans count as benefits? If they do, I've got hordes of fwbs biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:Im keeping my numbers down and refusing to sleep with any one till Im in a relationship and I don t want to have one for at least a year as I have to many plans they would hold me back on so watch this space for sexual frustration lol

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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