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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:You all took that completely the wrong way! ubblol



I meant meeting nice people in an 'I'm interested in you in a relationship' sense, which is something I've always done in real life and not had set up on a dating site. I didn't mean 'Oh my god, no-one on HOP is a nice person.' I've met loads of lovely people on here and have gone on to meet up with them in real life as well.



Dating sites: I don't think there's anything wrong with using them, I just don't think they're for me. At least not yet.



I give in trying to explain myself. I now have the horrible feeling of 'hole' and 'digging oneself deeper'. I didn't mean to offend anyone. frown


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahaha! No, the only thing you got wrong is that we were in any way offended! We were just being silly biggrin hug



note to self: something's wrong with the world, all of a sudden, people are taking me seriously ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:biggrin

Fair enough! It's just that I'm usually a big sufferer of what I like to call 'foot in mouth' syndrome and I hate upsetting people. Also, I'm fairly new on HOP - so I should never take you seriously? ubbloco


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:That's how you usually break a hip Claire... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I didn't say I put my OWN foot in my mouth now, did I? nana

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Why would you want to put anyone else's feet in your mouth? eek

On second thought, a fetish may come in handy in a singles thread tongue

And, well, I don't know really, I try and not take myself too seriously, so I can't really ask others to!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:It was a joke - I can't stand feet or people touching mine. Imagine then, my horror last summer when I stayed over at a friend's house and passed out drunkenly on the sofa - to be woken by a very drunk friend licking my toes.

The horror. The HORROR. *shudders*


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:not sure I like that test thingie... I'm "the boy next door". they seemed to be telling me I'm too nice to ever score, so the best I can hope for is to be someone's cabana boy... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:But...I thought you liked your new position!!!

If you'd like a new one...shift!

wink biggrin



I'm the Random Gentle Lover Dreamer!

Apparently we're compatible!!!

So are you coming to the US or am I coming to OZ?

EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1159234143)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by:

apparently we're compatible



no surprises there, bek... biggrin

 Written by:

so are you coming to the US or am I coming to OZ



well... there's the catch... dunno about u, but I don't think I'm close to being in a position to fly 10,000 miles round the world, much as I'd ubblove to...

the US is the only place I've ever been overseas... went for 4 weeks with my sister, but that was over a decade ago... and we never got as far south as north carolina... got down to washington, dc and headed back up to new york...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:You missed the best of it!!!

We actually have countryside in NC.

Ah, well, one can always have hope!
hug kiss


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:hope springs eternal... but it don't beat plane tickets... hug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:oh... and ye... I wish we'd had more time... 4 weeks is such a short time, given the size of the US...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Need to fill me in when you have more time.

Yeah, I've had 40 years and have still only really seen maybe a little more than a quarter of it myself.

If you ever get back I'd be glad to show you my little part of it. Tell your sis that you badly need a vacation and that you love her oh so much!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:On OKCupid
Did anyone get designated as "The dirty little secret" or "The Nurse"? Apparently I should consider these types, and stay away from "The Priss"!


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Sorry, I'm the "Sudden Departure" ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:I'm "the stiletto", which in real life is pretty much the last thing you will see me wearing.
In the sense of "I ain't wearing them", not in the sense of "I'm always running around with nothing but stilettos on" (just to prevent the otherwise inevitable comments)


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:I think I'd rather be "The Stiletto" than "The playboy" Stiletto has a cool "city of thieves" quality to it. smile

And he's the crow in Dangermouse.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:I'd rather be "the playboy" than "the stiletto". Shall we swap?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Sorry, I'm the "Sudden Departure" ubblol



something to do with the way you don't reply to PMs maybe? wink ubblol


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:redface

If it's any excuse, I do feel bad about that.

*slaps own wrist*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: Aurinko


I'd rather be "the playboy" than "the stiletto". Shall we swap?



Yeah, let's swap. I've always wanted to be a henchman.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit



If it's any excuse, I do feel bad about that.




heh, no worries.

No, wait, what am i talking about?!

Let the spank-fest begin! ubblol


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jessiecat
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

newbie
Location: London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15
Posted: Written by: Pogo69


not sure I like that test thingie... I'm "the boy next door". they seemed to be telling me I'm too nice to ever score, so the best I can hope for is to be someone's cabana boy... rolleyes



What test? Am very bored at work, I wanna take the test bounce2 bounce2


fire pretty

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:previous page, jessie... but I'll save ya the trouble:

clickety click


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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poig


poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:i'm the boy next door also. thats not true, i hope ubbcrying

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:it's aimed at people over 18, so maybe you're just a bit too nice compared to them wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:how does that help me @ 37, birgit? shrug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:37??!! tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:ye dave... turned the big 3-7 a week and a half ago... biggrin

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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