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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:I'll try to stay P.G. 13 with this,

Doesn't everyone watch International F**king on ESPN8? "The Ocho."

Oh well, first you select your routine, choosing the different elements in it for difficulty level or quality of presentation. Bear in mind a bad attempt at a particularly difficult bit (like a "full buckeroo") will score more highly than a well performed basic element (like a one handed whacking bonobo.)
But as long as you cover your compulsarys you should qualify for the next round.

Watch out for those difficult to please Swedish judges though! They're all ex-champions. wink


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:How will the 'Swimming Pool' scene in 'Showgirls' fare in this points system...?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Well depending on the judges.....
Water scene: A possible 9.8 available (depending on execution)
Artistic interpretation: Pretty much standard fare, with a slight multiplier for Mu'ardeeb's facial contortions.

If I were judging I'd give it about 5.8. Nothing really new, all a bit sloppy, and he's hardly the Quzadshaderack.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:damn! now I know why I'm single, I recognised those Dune references. It's true, I am a geek.



(and it's Maud'dib and Kwisatz Haderach wink)


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Thanks for the spelling. (Can you tell I never read the books.)

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:can you tell I read them far too much?!? tongue

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Chemistry or Dune.

Science of sci-fi.

Which is the more geeky/least sexy?



Answers on a postcard please....





wink


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:I'm a geek and I think that's the whole problem. I'm just doing geeky things and when I meet another geek, we're just geeking around. So nothing ever happens. or at least nothing that would lead to a relationship. *sigh*

and that's why I'm in this thread.


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hahaha, you should sign up to cupid smile It's full of geeks looking for relationships (and even fuller of silly personality tests, and slightly full of Edinburgh jugglers due to peer pressure) smile



My friend once called it "Date a Geek International"...



(and no they don't pay me for advertising it tongue)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oh God. I'm a film, comic and sci-fi geek. The last guy I went out with was a fellow geek and initially I thought I found my perfect match but I found myself extremely bored at him spouting geeky trivia I already knew and thinking 'I don't sound like this do I?' The fact that he was a moody sod didn't help either...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:According to this test, I'm a Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Is that supposed to make me feel better?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Funny, I "apparantly" am 'The Playboy' a Random Gentle Sex Master.
Nice smile


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'm a random brutal love mistress I think.

It's alright though, I wouldn't worry about those types too much wink Unless you're "the last man on earth", that's a really bad one I'm told.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I'm 'half cocked' - random brutal sex dreamer.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:have you all signed up then? I'm trying to make jugglers and spinners take the whole thing over biggrin (and then go for world domination since we own about 1 million geeks who can probably manipulate computers and make propaganda movies and all that)

oops, got carried away again ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:signed in - did the test - signed out again (the other people there were just too scary)

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I just did the test. I don't think I'm willing to try online dating - I don't usually have trouble meeting nice people in real life.

Now I've said that, I bet I've just jinxed myself and I won't meet anyone nice for yeaaaaars. ubblol


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahahahahaha! well, given that you said that on HoP, where it's all full of nice people, it was a bit mean wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:maybe she won't be online for years?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:maybe she'll get BANNED from HoP for saying that ubblol

hug to Claire!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:You all took that completely the wrong way! ubblol



I meant meeting nice people in an 'I'm interested in you in a relationship' sense, which is something I've always done in real life and not had set up on a dating site. I didn't mean 'Oh my god, no-one on HOP is a nice person.' I've met loads of lovely people on here and have gone on to meet up with them in real life as well.



Dating sites: I don't think there's anything wrong with using them, I just don't think they're for me. At least not yet.



I give in trying to explain myself. I now have the horrible feeling of 'hole' and 'digging oneself deeper'. I didn't mean to offend anyone. frown


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahaha! No, the only thing you got wrong is that we were in any way offended! We were just being silly biggrin hug



note to self: something's wrong with the world, all of a sudden, people are taking me seriously ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:biggrin

Fair enough! It's just that I'm usually a big sufferer of what I like to call 'foot in mouth' syndrome and I hate upsetting people. Also, I'm fairly new on HOP - so I should never take you seriously? ubbloco


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:That's how you usually break a hip Claire... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I didn't say I put my OWN foot in my mouth now, did I? nana

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Why would you want to put anyone else's feet in your mouth? eek

On second thought, a fetish may come in handy in a singles thread tongue

And, well, I don't know really, I try and not take myself too seriously, so I can't really ask others to!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:It was a joke - I can't stand feet or people touching mine. Imagine then, my horror last summer when I stayed over at a friend's house and passed out drunkenly on the sofa - to be woken by a very drunk friend licking my toes.

The horror. The HORROR. *shudders*


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:not sure I like that test thingie... I'm "the boy next door". they seemed to be telling me I'm too nice to ever score, so the best I can hope for is to be someone's cabana boy... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:But...I thought you liked your new position!!!

If you'd like a new one...shift!

wink biggrin



I'm the Random Gentle Lover Dreamer!

Apparently we're compatible!!!

So are you coming to the US or am I coming to OZ?

EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1159234143)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by:

apparently we're compatible



no surprises there, bek... biggrin

 Written by:

so are you coming to the US or am I coming to OZ



well... there's the catch... dunno about u, but I don't think I'm close to being in a position to fly 10,000 miles round the world, much as I'd ubblove to...

the US is the only place I've ever been overseas... went for 4 weeks with my sister, but that was over a decade ago... and we never got as far south as north carolina... got down to washington, dc and headed back up to new york...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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