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Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
blu: Yeah, but Neon is in a class of his own.
point_blank: Warped we can fix, apply heat and beat lightly with a hammer, twisted might takes some more beating, so I guess what I'm trying to mumble is that the difference between twisted and warped is the amount of beating you require.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm not a pervert!
Just frustrated...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Anybody interested in a free beating???
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Require or request ?
That's the true mark of a pervert.
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Frustrated ?
Try 6 months of nothing with a libido that could dwarf the sun in both size and fiery intensity.
Ready. To. Kill.
Beat me! Beat me!
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Dave: frustrated pervert, that makes you good enough for the club kid
I'm not into pain so I'll just watch
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Not into pain? You live with Lee don't you...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Me too
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Blu: you seem to like watching...I like that in a woman
Dave: How's your friend doing? Any development there?
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I've given up, I'm just gonna treat it as 'he wants to be friends'. Even more effective if I believe he just wanted me to pick up for him
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Ah man!! I was hoping karma would smack you with the lucky stick.
Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Oh dude
Never a good thing, even if the person was a nightmare to be with...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
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Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.
No way! You ok?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Thanks Dave
It always hurts, but I've done my sulking and crying, so now it's time to move on.
Get up, dust myself off *chokes on dust* and carry on with life.
I was thinking of coming ove to the UK sometime, providing I can save enough cash.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Meh, Karma owes me big, thought I'd lucked out in the summer and then BLAM, like I fool I let myself fall for her .... only to have her run off, pull the "still in love with my ex" card and then proceed, on my birthday weekend, to go off and start sucking face with some other goober who hates me.
Oh, the joy of it all. Still, just means I know their next incarnations will be painful, nasty and full of misery. That cheers me up.
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Thanks blu,
I'm ok now. I wasn't last week. It happened last Monday and it was my mates funeral on Thursday, so I don't want to re-live last week.
Back to my old happy self now.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
Dave, give up on this bloke and have me! i'd snap you up in an inatant, especially seeing as you are such a cheap date!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Oh evil and Zen. Hmmm, well,to make you feel even better we need cake, theres nothing that cheers me up more than cake.. BRING ON THE CAKE!
Zen: a question you once asked me: Why on earth would you leave sunny South Africa?? Because it was just time
Hint: Come over in UK summer time if you can, winter will make you miserable.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Cheap?!
You sure know how to flatter a guy don't you(!)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
come on, a £20 bag and a packet of liqourice papers is all it takes!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
What cake you guys in the mood for?? I think cake sounds like a good idea.
*shuffles into the kitchen to bake a cake*
Evil, I know how you feel mate, we'll just let karma sort them out and hopefully karma sorts us out before we're to old to enjoy it.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Cake ... Mmmmm .... cake is good, but at the moment I have a hankering for raw eggs and then weights ! That helps, put all my anger and frustration to good use !
But cake ... Angel Cake ... reminds me of my yoof. Yum-yum.
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
ooooooooooh new members!!!
(and no, I don't mean that in a bodypart way, Dave, don't even start!!)Written by: wiki
Perversion is a term and concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal.
So yeah, I think most of us here are perverts, and quite happy about it, too.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I fancy trying to make a double chocolate and mint Battenburg...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
mmmmmmmmmmm......battenburg! i know it aint a cake, but i recently made a huuuuuuge hobnob as previously featured on pimpmysnack.com. that was reeeeeaaaaaaly nice!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
*shuffles back with some angel cake*
Anyone else want a piece???
According to Birgit's description I am one serious pervert!!!!
Yay for perverts!!!
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
It's not MY description... I have many personal descriptions of perverts, some of them are quite attractive
We have leftover apple pie and fairy cakes and about 3 variations of gingerbread in the office, come over and have some and make me less bored!!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Ok, guys, one cake at a time. I'm not Jamie Oliver...yet
*runs back into the kitchen*
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Yup, I fit that description perfectly.
Angel Cake ... yum. Only things better are the afore mentioned Battenburg (Summers day cake for me!) or Blueberry muffins ... which make me giggle for some reason !
Scares people that does. 6'3" of stocky me, pierced and hairy, giggling like a child when I see a Blueberry muffin. *lol*
I can't help it though and I don't know why !
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
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