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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

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Posted:This round of hugs is on me hug smile

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Sezzie
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Sezzie

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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

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Posted:87 Your story reminds me of a couple of years ago when I was in a similar situation; sitting on a tube train in London and the georgeous guy opposite is checking me out. Then he stood up as it was his stop, it wasn't mine but he said I had to get off the train so I could give him my phone no. I paused for sec and then thought "censored it" ,and got off the train. We talked , swapped numbers and went out on a date!

Worst bloomin' date of my life. The guy turned out to be a complete moron and psycho. I thought the night would never end ubblol But hey it still felt good to take a chance!

hug to everyone!!


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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

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Posted: Written by: Sezzie


87 Your story reminds me of a couple of years ago when I was in a similar situation; sitting on a tube train in London and the georgeous guy opposite is checking me out. Then he stood up as it was his stop, it wasn't mine but he said I had to get off the train so I could give him my phone no. I paused for sec and then thought "censored it" ,and got off the train. We talked , swapped numbers and went out on a date!

Worst bloomin' date of my life. The guy turned out to be a complete moron and psycho. I thought the night would never end ubblol But hey it still felt good to take a chance!

hug to everyone!!



Aww...well, i'm glad you took a chance smile There are good people out there and they're looking for you just as much as you're looking for them smile


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:wow! thats a great story! good on you for taking the chance!!! that's so cool!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Hugging_Lion


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Posted:That was a cool story smile

All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration. Life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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Posted:Teeheee, thanks for sharing sezzie! Well done for having the cajones to give it a go!

Pity that he had to be a psychomoron, but I guess that's the risk you take.. (makes me feel slightly better about passing up the chance though!)

Come on then, anyone else got any similar horror or success stories? Doesn't have to be public-transport related! wink


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:This one is public transport related. On the tube I was stood up when i realised I was facing this uber-cute guy sat down on the seat with his girlfriend. After a few corner-of-my-eye glances I noticed throughout the entire journey he would not STOP adjusting his crotch - which was very obviously no longer a sleeping giant - whilst whispering sweet nothings into his girlfriends ear...

Pure torture...


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Posted:Hahaa!
"scuse me, I couldn't help noticing you're obviously in some discomfort. Do you need a hand with that?"


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I met a very nice boy at Heathrow when we both had to spend the night there. I was going back to Germany and he was going to Prague to teach there.

I gave him my address, and 2 months later I got some friends together, we took the car and drove to Prague. My 3 friends stayed in his bed and me and him on the sofa biggrin

The bad story was the world's last 70s porn star. He sat next to me on the plane, had ginger hair with huuuuuuge sideburns, sunglasses, a gold necklace, too tight jeans and a leather vest. He had a porn mag hidden in his newspaper and got really paranoid when I read it over his shoulder. I mean, come on, if you want to read porn and are embarrassed by it, DON'T do it on a plane wink


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Circus Midget
SILVER Member since May 2005

Circus Midget

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Posted:I'd love to be able to read body language better! I've read books about it, but I just can't tell when someone is looking at me, and when someone is "looking" at me.

Especially on the train! Then there are the hurdles of making coherent sentences, and not freaking the girl out by seeming like a catatonic psycho who is trying to rememer which pocket he keeps his knife in...

And "Hi, you're pretty." then looking at the ground, is NOT an effective pick-up line!


"It was me! I was the turkey all along!"

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted:oh, I dunno, midget... if you were a chick and you were cute, it would prolly work on me... biggrin

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i *&^%ing hate it how when you have friends who are in long term relationships and you never seem to survive past the "honeymoon period" they give you *&^%, not for being single, but because you've seen so many people lately. "yeah, remember that guy? oh and dont forget that guy you were with for about a week, oh and that guy you met at that party..."

Just because they're hitched and haven't seen anyone else in the last few years doesn't mean that i'm suddenly some cheap thing because i have seen more than one person in the last year.

mad2


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
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Brenn

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


i *&^%ing hate it how when you have friends who are in long term relationships and you never seem to survive past the "honeymoon period" they give you *&^%, not for being single, but because you've seen so many people lately. "yeah, remember that guy? oh and dont forget that guy you were with for about a week, oh and that guy you met at that party..."
Just because they're hitched and haven't seen anyone else in the last few years doesn't mean that i'm suddenly some cheap thing because i have seen more than one person in the last year.
mad2



They only give you [censored] because they're secretly dissatisfied with their own arangements wink


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Circus Midget
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Circus Midget

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Posted:*batters eyelids at Pogo*

Don't let those smarmy couples get you down Rouge! Think they're sooooo good with their kissy faces in public, and their eyes only for each other, and their hand in each others back pockets. All-of-a-sudden they're relationship experts? Bah humbug! (Not that I'm bitter or anything.)


"It was me! I was the turkey all along!"

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Posted: Written by: Circus Midget


*batters eyelids at Pogo*

Don't let those smarmy couples get you down Rouge! Think they're sooooo good with their kissy faces in public, and their eyes only for each other, and their hand in each others back pockets. All-of-a-sudden they're relationship experts? Bah humbug! (Not that I'm bitter or anything.)



No i wouldn't say bitter either..... much. wink biggrin Rouge you should even bother listening to them. If you didn't try them out you wouldn't know if they were right or wrong for you. And if they are wrong as these one seem to have been then you are certainly better off without them.

Friends in relationships are the worst aren't they. rolleyes ubblol ubblol


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

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Posted:Rougie, one of my best friends from school had her first boyfriend for about 4 years or so, while I "tried out" a few. She said she couldn't understand how I had "so many" (actually it was only 3, all of which lasted for half a year to 2 1/2 years!!).

Then they split up wink

Different things for different people though smile

And... stupid question from a non-native English speaker: Do you actually batter your eyelids? Or do you bat them? I thought batter was what you did with overfished cod before you drown them in boiling oil? ubbloco


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Never underestimate the exfoliating properties of boiling fat...



I really think I need to sow my wild quakers before I can settle down as I was always a hopeless romantic...



Btw it's 'bat your eyelids' Disney-style *Blink Blink* rolleyes

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i thought it had 2 Ts..."batt"

Birgit, 6 months to 2 and a half years is long for me! longest for me has been 15 months. shrug

and dad, friends in relationships do suck. however parents still together rocks....so you and mum stay happy please smile ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Birgit

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Posted:that's what I meant! To me it seemed like long "proper" things that didn't work, so time to move on, but to her it seemed like I was going through lots of boys wink All a matter of perspective!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:ubblol must seem like i'm going through a lot of boys to you then! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Posted:not exactly... go and read Banshee Cat's intro thread ubblol

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:banshee cat doesnt seem to have an intro thread confused

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:ohhhh wait a sec, she changed her name...

http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...ll/fpart/3/vc/1
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The Multiples Thread wink


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MikefromGlos
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MikefromGlos

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Posted:aparently i am a "player" because girls keep breaking up with me it does my nut when people say that about people because there not in the relationship

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Posted:I prefer fluttering eyelashes than battering eyelids; less bruises.

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Sezzie
SILVER Member since Sep 2006

Sezzie

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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

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Posted:and fluttering is so much more ladylike!

Life moves pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you just might miss it!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Birgit; you sound like how I can get when I like more than one person and am trying to chose ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Birgit

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Posted:I'm not trying to choose, I can't really be with any of them for reasons such as not being in love or not living in the same country, so I won't try, and therefore avoid drama. I *like* them all, but they know that biggrin

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:not being in love? i just let that happen if it happens. if it happens, i can guarantee i'll get my heart broken, and if it doesn't - YAY! non heart-breaking fun! biggrin

...that sounded really dodgy didn't it frown i didnt mean for it to be dodgy redface i just mean that i'm not necessarily looking for love right off the mark redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:That's not really what I meant... oh how to say stuff in English!!!!

I'm not saying that I have to be in love to start seeing someone, but sometimes you can just tell that it's more friendship with some physical attraction and it won't be love? So you can still enjoy being together very much, but it seems wrong to go for a real relationship?


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