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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
I hear your "%$@&#", and raise you a "grrrrmumblegarrhrumph"

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
*shuts up and went to bed happy for being single again*


woooohow!

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ill take your mumble and raise you a "Frakking Hell! Why are there no nice girls in Chester (that I've met and are single and amenable)"

darn.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
i concur! lol tea anyone?

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I went tea shopping today- would that be: chai; chilli and cherry rooibosh or moroccan mint with gunpowder?


Or just borin' ole tea? smile

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Twinings Everyday, Please.

White, two sugars, and some bread and jam too!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Peasant. tongue2

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Could I have a peasant special with only one sugar please?

And I'd like to mention I'm happy being single. Since I go to uni I meet a lot of nice single girls. . . but damn do I miss cuddles.

hug


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Aww yes please, tea is exactly what I need at this time of the morning smile

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
i technically dont belong in here... but tea is worth a covert thread entrance until anyone kicks me out smile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
hug for ed!

We love you even if you are a trespasser!

hug


DaedraSILVER Member
The Dae Walker
75 posts
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury


Posted:
Mmmm loves tea does I!!
Gotta be a proper builders tea though. Not too much milk and 2 sugars all the way! That and an orange juice can get me awake at the best of times!! (^_^)

It almost feels like I'm in some sort of singles anonymous!
I can almost hear the banter now! grin

"Hi, my name is Dave, I'm 21 and I've been a single for 5 months!
When did I find out I was a single? Well it probably was the day me and my other half mutually broke up because we both lived on opposite sides of the country."

But no, I'm fairly happy being single! Though there are points where I could just use a really nice warm hug that only a girlfriend can give (^_^)

Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
mmmm nice cup of tea... almost as good as a warm hug on cold days!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
A teabag of mango flavored green tea combined with a teabag of black tea infused in a 16 oz cup, black with no sugar and cream... yummmm... i like it black even with coffee... Dip some churro in it, hell of a day made heaven!

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


LovoLord and Master
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Sorry guys! but I be leaving you all! frown
A little blonde black belt has captured me away...

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Ahh damn. Nice stuff, Lovo, I hope she doesn't break your heart... or your limbs.

I might have to leave too. . . do new fire poi count?

hug


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
oooo beware Lovo, they're sneaky and scary in a way... grin

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Not in the first three months. They're lovely for the first three months, its only after that that they turn evil.

hug


LovoLord and Master
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
What if shes already evil and plotting on world domination as well as kicking puppies and taking candy from kids?
Am I doomed?

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Haha, no it sounds like thats what you were after, Lovo. tongue2

hug


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I'm still here I'm just in denial.

5 years and (unfortunately) counting! laugh3

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Originally Posted By: johndhaiveA teabag of mango flavored green tea combined with a teabag of black tea infused in a 16 oz cup, black with no sugar and cream... yummmm... i like it black even with coffee... Dip some churro in it, hell of a day made heaven!

churro? what's that? And tea with coffee, really?

Sounds yummy otherwise though, I like my tea and coffee black with no sugar too.

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!



Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
CHURROS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

had some at the vic markets last time i was in melbourne.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
:unintelligibleangryvent:

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
hug
Doesn't sounds good..

*hands over chocolate and kitten*

Or you can carry on ranting if you'd prefer?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
churros sound tasty..

hug Brenn

*wanders out of thread again*

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
*picks up the kitten*

*scowls at the chocolate*

hug


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
*scolds kitten on kettle* oops where did that come from!? confused2

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I dunno either, since you've got the kettle you wanna make me a cup of tea?

Majestik is doing cuppas! Anyone else want one? ^_^
EDITED_BY: Mother_Natures_Son (1242405984)
EDIT_REASON: forgotten to ask if anyone else wanted one.

hug


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