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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm the boy next door....random gentle love dreamer.

seems a bit boring really.

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
just as I suspected, Boy Next Door. Not sure what to make of Random Gentle Love Dreamer though!

so... any Maid of Honours or Peaches around??

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
Yeah apparently I'm a play station "Easy to turn on. Hard to beat" !! random gentle sex master

I'm with you Birgit - i like the individual descriptions but don't like the title, it somehow doesn't portray the subtle nuances of flirting, or delicate selectiveness of recruitment.... there is a refinement that the test fails to capture.

So then - any takers?! wink

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
So it seems that two random gentle sex masters are not compatible. I was matched with the dirty little secret, and the nurse.

I want a playstation!

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: ArthurBrown


I want a playstation!



well hello wink

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


recruitment?
As in "tell me why you applied for this *ahem..* position"?



lol, sounds like an interesting role play....

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
 Written by: Carrot_Girl


 Written by: ArthurBrown


I want a playstation!



well hello wink



I apolagise in advance, I just can't resist....

[smut]
You're a playstation?

Are you backwards compatible?

[/smut]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
It must be Neon-Shaolin rubbing off on me.
wink

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
lmao... I have created a monster.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: ArthurBrown


It must be Neon-Shaolin rubbing off on me.
wink



Have you given consent? Remember the safeword!

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
The safe word will be "More!"

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
you want Neon to rub off on you more?? ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
eek



Arthur spank



Monserat. Do you know where that jar of peanut butter has been... devil



No possibility of confusion then... Remember another word to stop me when I roll out the Ostrich...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
I thought Ostrich rolling was made illegal weeks ago?

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No, it was illegal for Ostriches to roll splifs using pages of books written by J.K.Rowling...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Ah! I remember now, it was the "Harry Pothead" bill.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I was trying to come up with something ending with 'Ostrich Bill' but it won't... frown

SOOOOOO!!!

Singledom! That sucks doesn't it?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Who's this "Ostrich Bill?" Tall fellow? Do I know him?

Singledom is poo.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
singledom dont suck
my ex sucks and the freaks that phone me at 2 in the morning to tell me they are in love with me suck
ok its cool at first but its pissing me off now

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
but its fun being single no one to stop me doing crazy things with my life hold me back from what i want to do in life

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Singledom's fine smile Especially when you don't have much free time and don't know where in the world you'll end up working in another few months, and have some fwbs to keep you happy tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
fwbs?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
friends with benefits! wink

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Better known as a Frack-buddy?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
ubblol Well if they give the dole money to me that'd be a bonus...

I don't have any fwbs in Preston. My previous fwbs have been exes and I'm not sure if I wanna go there again. Maybe with one or two but I'm sure they don't feel the same (always the case isn't it?)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
exes? eek noooo! of course they don't feel the sam cause if they did they wouldn't be exes tongue

do student loans count as benefits? If they do, I've got hordes of fwbs biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I’m keeping my numbers down and refusing to sleep with any one till I’m in a relationship and I don t want to have one for at least a year as I have to many plans they would hold me back on so watch this space for sexual frustration lol

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hmmm sounds like a strange plan. I mean, just from a personal point of view, if you want sex, why not have it? I'm not saying you should go and randomly sleep around, but surely sexual frustration isn't good!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I always said I personally never wanted to reach double figures I’m on 8 now so I am gonna be wise and picky about any one I give it up to. I don t judge others and what they do but I feel better believing sex is something you save for the right people and I think the right people appreciate that. This is just my personal view on sex. I have had shag buddies in the past but this time I want to wait as it will mean more and have more emotion.

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
smile wasn't criticising you, just wondering!

*crosses fingers that no. 9 will appear at a good time for you and be the right one* hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Aww thank you
I hope he comes next year, as I have been offered a job in Spain. My best mate and I are planning to move out there next Sept and once I settle in it would make every thing perfect if I could fined a guy who is a genuine person and on my level. Now that’s some thing that’s hard to find.

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


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