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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*sits in the middle of it all, completely covered in chocolate and unable to move due to severe laughing fits*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:I'm going to need a lot more hundreds and thousands...

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*throws down the hose and starts dispensing the 100 cans of squirty cream that had been sitting in the corner randomly over HOPpers*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:*grabs 2 cans of cream*

Right, cop this!!

*empties cans over Blu*


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:not the squirty cream!!

*rugby tackles blu and tries to wrestle the squirty cream off her, but slips in chocolatey creamy goo and skids off to the other corner of the thread yelling "damn you, low-friction confectionary!"*


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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:*joins Birgit in sitting in the mess laughing uncontrollably*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*decorates 87 with some strawberries*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:*starts juggling many strawberries, occasionally taking mid-air bites*





(coz on Planet Virtual Food-Fight, I actually have juggling skills, unlike on Earth!)


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:*runs in arms flailing wildly brandishing jelly tots and glace cherries and disperses them, subsequently falling on backside and getting an ass covered in cream.....*

p.s.....im no longer single! and hes awesome. but can i still join the food fight fun...?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:why, of course you can!



*throws burningoftheclavey a giant creme egg grenade*


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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:*Enters thread to see how all the singles are coping with singledom, and offer words of encouragement.*

"Hi guys, I just thought I'd.... Oh. Well, I'll be off then."

*Exits very quickly.*


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:*Wonders round throom occasionaly picking somthing up and eating it espicaily the chocolate its good for depression stops me remembering how long i been single*

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Nado


journeyman


Total posts: 61
Posted:Throws cream pie at arthur.

"Get back here be-atch and fight like a man"


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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:MikefromGlos, no emo in this food fight please!

*choco-kersplat!*


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Wow! look what I started! How cool is that?

*stands with hands on hips, smiling proudly*


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*cream-pies lost in the face and runs off giggling*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:*runs after Blu with a lemon meringue pie*

Oi! Run slower dammit!

biggrin


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:* at the mention of lemon-merangue, turns and faces lost and dives into the pie*

Mmmm, it's delicious!


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:hee hee, blu the merangue-utan.

*majicks up a cheesecake, splats lost83 with it when she ain't lookin*


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Stealthily emerges from the Hot Pool of Chocolate waiting to strike...*


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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*bomb dives dave, sending him crashing back under than molten chocolate surface*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:*Dives off top turnbuckle after biding time for 23 posts and slamdunks trifle on 87wt2gxq7*

biggrin


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:mmmpf mmh MMMHPFFF!!!

*unable to talk or move as sitting in the choclate since last night means it has solidified and now resembles a chocolate sculpture*


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:AAARGH trifle!!
AAARGH 23 (I should've known it was significant)!

*writhes around on the floor for a bit. Gets up and and suplexes Sambo head-first into a blancmange.


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*tackles everyone into a group-hug-wrestle-mess of limbs, thereby freeing monserat from choccie-stiffness*



mmmhm trifle! Sambo_Flux, you're definitely leading the scoreboard now bounce


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


AAARGH trifle!!
AAARGH 23 (I should've known it was significant)!

*writhes around on the floor for a bit. Gets up and and suplexes Sambo head-first into a blancmange.




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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*drool*

mmm...trifel....


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:*koff* *hack* *GASP* I CAN BREATH!!!

ooo trifle...


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Bwahaaha! While everone is distracted by my trifle, I can proceed to phase 2 of my evil plan for singles thread domination! Muhahahahaha!

*Wheels in Knickerbocker Glory cannon*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:singles thread domination? who'd want that! help
that just means you're the most single of us all tongue hug


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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