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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


Maybe I should start carrying my guitar around and just rocking out when I see someone I like... Hell, if works for Tenacious D it should work for me? Right? biggrin



Oooooh, you've got a guitar? ubblove ubblol

Yakumo, if there's still an ex on your mind you wouldn't be doing yourself a favour even if the new person was mind-blowing... better take all the time you need to get over it!

And Pogo, have you ever heard ME complaining about being too shy? Thought so biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:There definately has to be a spark. the number of people I know who would rather be with someone and miserable than on their own, I've never understood it shrug

I tend to get shy around someone I like if I'm trying to think of something to say and almost always end up saying something that makes cringe afterwards! I really should just say the first thing that comes into my head, although that has got me into trouble in the past... ubblol


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: Birgit


 Written by: Sambo_Flux


Maybe I should start carrying my guitar around and just rocking out when I see someone I like... Hell, if works for Tenacious D it should work for me? Right? biggrin



Oooooh, you've got a guitar? ubblove ubblol




you know, sam... my guitar went a long way towards winning the heart of my ex (ok, obviously it didn't work for keeps, but I can't blame the guitar for that). you wanna make sure you choose you songs wisely though, I think... wink

 Written by: Birgit


And Pogo, have you ever heard ME complaining about being too shy? Thought so biggrin




ummmm, no... can't say I have... tongue which is why I'd never make a blanket statement... if anything, birgit, I think you probably tread dangerously close to the opposite side of the spectrum... ubblol


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:Birgit: Yeah, I've got the most ROCK guitar ever! ubblol

 Written by: monserat

There definately has to be a spark. the number of people I know who would rather be with someone and miserable than on their own, I've never understood it shrug



Yeah, its a weird one. I think in my case, it was the fact of it being my first really serious relationship, and we were living together, and besides that, I did love her. I guess I was so freaked out by the prospect of being alone again that I just kinda put up with all the crap that came with it. Another reason was that a lot of the problems were caused by her depression, and I kinda felt that I shouldn't abandon her over something that wasn't really her fault. Damn my hideous guilt complex.

Actually, it was only after things got so bad that we decided not to live together anymore that I finally twigged that being on my own=freedom not loneliness. I've met so many cool and lovely people (ie you lot) as a direct result of being able to do what the hell I like! And when I hang out with my ex now (we're still good mates) and she goes off on one, I now get to kick back, chill, and let someone else deal with that sh*t. wink


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Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: pogo

you wanna make sure you choose you songs wisely though, I think...


Yeah, I think serenading a loved one to the dulcet tones of Tenacious D's perennial classic "F**k Her Gently" may not have the desired effect...
ubblol


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Or 'Closer' by NIN...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


 Written by: pogo

you wanna make sure you choose you songs wisely though, I think...


Yeah, I think serenading a loved one to the dulcet tones of Tenacious D's perennial classic "F**k Her Gently" may not have the desired effect...
ubblol



I've got a friend who pulled a girl (not me - I swear *ahem*) by playing her that at a party once.....apparently it made her laugh so much she couldn't resist....rolleyes ubbangel ubblol


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:ubblol

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I miss the days when girls were prudes...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:Damn, maybe I've got it all wrong! Maybe I should ditch trying to be nice and gentlemanly, and go for suggestive and crude instead wink

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'd be all over you in a second!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:biggrin Well, I've been told that it doesn't work with many girls, so maybe pull her chair out and buy her a drink before you start singing....ubblol wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:ubblol Or I could combine the two:

"Good evening dear, your looking truly delectable this evening. May I take your coat? Here, I've cooked dinner. Would you like stuffing? How about some pork?"


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:"Ladies and gentlemen - we have a winner........!!"

ubblol ubblol ubblol hug


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Yakumo
Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire
Member Since: 31st May 2006
Total posts: 1237
Posted:slllllaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp

echo's round the room ...


Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:Hahaaa! I was going to put up a pogniant and thought-provoking post about how (it seems to me) it's important to balance the gentlemanliness (for trust) with the comedy (laughter being the best aphrodisiac an all) with the slightly brusque/a bit rough (to let her know that you're not a doormat and she can't get laffs on demand), and how it's so difficult to get that balance right and if you get it wrong you either get thrown in the 'just friends' bin or the 'icky creep' bin...

but now i'm just giggling at "I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me? That's _ucking TEAMWORK!" ubblol


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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:as long as you've got a cheeky grin on your face I've found you can get away with saying almost anything. You do have to get the balance between gentleman and humour/innuendo right though.

I took a girl out for cocktails once. I asked her what she wanted and she said 'a double entendre' so I gave her one.

wink biggrin tongue


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: monserat



I took a girl out for cocktails once. I asked her what she wanted and she said 'a double entendre' so I gave her one.





Hahaaa!
+1


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:When I was working behind a bar a girl asked me for a Double Entendre and so I asked her 'Would you like a large one'?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Whats a Double Entendre ? ubbangel

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Well if you have to ask I'm not gonna give it to you...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:you just need to find something with two sides to it and slip it in, as it were...

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:A War perhaps?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:lots of people handling their weapons hoping they go off at the right time. could work...

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:Lots of soldiers with their shiny helmets.... big bazookas.... hmmmm......

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:penetrating enemy strongholds....

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Looks at the title of this thread and Smirks*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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monserat
monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven
Member Since: 27th Apr 2006
Total posts: 737
Posted:oh stop being smug, you're just as bad as we are!! ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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