Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I'm just me. Speaks for itself really. ubblol

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I'm 71% Donatello.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because giant mutated turtles are soo sexy umm

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Hell yeah they are. Within the first 2 minutes of Donatello appearing in the TMNT movie, he was accused of playing 'hard to get' biggrin

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:I'm more or less vindictive. Time to fool around for a bit (and not care if I end up breaking any hearts) then deciding to look for someone.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Be single for a while, fool around for a bit and have fun, but don't be vindictive. And don't do anything you might regret later. hug

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Amanda13



I'm more or less vindictive. Time to fool around for a bit (and not care if I end up breaking any hearts) then deciding to look for someone.





Takes two to tango - no sense fooling around with someone you know is going to grow attached to you as opposed to someone who just wants to have fun and is on the same wavelength as you: To do otherwise just causes problems later.



Sense of self is first & foremost the most important - you need to find that before you find another person. hug


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: clarence_quack


Boys are stoopid. Who knows why we put up with them. hug



Because they have that boy smwll...and they do those things that only boys do so well...and because boys are cute.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:I'm not.

I do smell of boy though.

And I can do boy things, like taking the lids off jam jars etc.


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:don't forget your cow taming abilities, and mighty teaching skills biggrin ubbrollsmile

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:pete, on your sig, shouldnt it be 'insanity' ?

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:dunno, should it? Measuring sanity on the scale of 1 to Jen? where 1 is sane, and Jen is insane? smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Ooh ooh I can do boy things like smell, I mean take the lid off jam jars. I can fix engines an stuff too. Manly grrrr!

Does that mean its time for somebody to stroke me loveingly? bounce bounce2 bounce biggrin


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted: Written by: Brenn


Takes two to tango - no sense fooling around with someone you know is going to grow attached to you as opposed to someone who just wants to have fun and is on the same wavelength as you: To do otherwise just causes problems later.

Sense of self is first & foremost the most important - you need to find that before you find another person. hug


Yeah, I know, I was more or less pissed. I'm really all words. It's enough vindictiveness that this guy will not ever have my friendship back again.

Plus now I'm getting more of the good thing. Hooking up with a guy and having fun but as far as I know neither of us are looking for anything now.

I'm just really wanting to make use of my empty house right now.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted: Written by: Amanda13


I'm just really wanting to make use of my empty house right now.



Make it one huge ball pit!


Kupo!

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:That would be fun... but it would be more fun to have sex in the ball pit.

What can I say, when I'm getting sexed I horny.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:How very grown-up of you!

Kupo!

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:Why did you have to give me another web comic to get into.

Though I must say, that one is funnier than the cyanide and happiness one for today.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:It took me a while to get that one - I missed the title!

xkcd is mainly mathematician/romance humour, but always good for a laugh.


Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I heart xkcd

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:I <3 it too.

Just read all of them. Because that's what I do.

YAY for comedy.

The e, pi, i one made my head hurt. There's a reason I don't do anymore math than I have too.


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:I less than three xkcd.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: darkness-before


Ooh ooh I can do boy things like smell, I mean take the lid off jam jars. I can fix engines an stuff too. Manly grrrr!

Does that mean its time for somebody to stroke me loveingly? bounce bounce2 bounce biggrin



Defenitly! Present yourself to be stroked! biggrin

I did lots of stroking this weekend...HOP boys are just so darn cute! ubblove biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 2474
Posted:wavehello well for the first time in quite a while i can legitimately post in here ..... mmm singleness .....

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Lose a single, gain a single...

Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:You do realise you missed out on one of the awesomest things in this thread, ben-ja-men.

I am of course talking about.....




FOOD FIGHT RESURRECTION!!


*Sprays ben-ja-men with a chocolate mousse gun before diving behind a sandbag-like wall of caramel fudge*


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted::snuggles up to lo:

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted::strokes the pete: biggrin ubblove hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted::covers them in skittles: biggrin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted::cream pies Brennn before covering him in custard: ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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