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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Brains are evil to everyone - my brain gives me the same feeling if I'm really hungry or really full.

*haves his cake and eats it too*


Kupo!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:My brain just told me that I lost...:(

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Do I still count as single if I have a split personality? Just curious biggrin

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet, United Ki...

Total posts: 1228
Posted:Yes. Even if you talk to yourself biggrin

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:yeah, it just means that your are all single, or both of you.. erm.. how many of you are there?

PS .. Squeeeeeee! Its Polarity! *crash tackle hugs!*


What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:If a person with split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

*joins the bull rush tackle hugs*


Kupo!

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:YAY for the Duncan! We love him, in a platonic huggly kinda way...

Hands up who saw his NO2 canister sculpture at PLAY?


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted: Written by: HikkaisPuppet


God, I agree. I have a crush on someone too. But I don't think I'm going to do anything about it.



Yeah, I heard Vin Diesel stopped replying to those fan letters awhile back... wink


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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Wha?? Who's Van Diesel?
For all I know...thats a petrol. biggrin


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:I know someone with a Diesel Van, does that help?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:LOL Hikkais.. Vin disel is gay too frown

The object of my affections is too messed up to cope with his emotions and i have been told i'm best off out of it.

But i still care and i can't give up on him.. i am just trying to be what he wants and what i like..

now pass me a waffle with ice cream smile


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted:*waffle ice-cream passed*

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 113
Posted:*sulks* Oh man... I just went and consulted my oracle as to whether Vin Diesel was gay. Where my oracle is also known as the lucky 8-ball. biggrin

"Outlook not so good "

*points* What is that?!? Even Mattel think I'm a loser!


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:At least it has an opinion on Microsoft.

Kupo!

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:*wanders back into the room with a plate of fairy bread, pancakes and cupcakes*
whats happening? what did I miss?
oh.. unattainable crushes *sits down and gets cumfy*
The man of my dreams has just taken off to another country, chasing the girl of his dreams.. who he broke up with aaaages ago... *sigh* *chase meeee!!! *stupid boys!*
meanwhile, my ex who just broke up with me, after cheating on me with his ex.. insists on rubbing it in my face but turning up to all my friends parties with her!! aaaghh!
*Stupid boys!*

meh
pancake?


What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Oh god yes.

*stuffs pancake into mouth*

One of my friends is going out with one of my OTHER friends, but they only went on one date, so I suggested he go on another. Then, she went to Adelaide for 2 weeks and he blamed not going out with her on ME! I almost slapped him...but I'm nice, and I don't slap...
*grumble grumble* Wish I did.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:this thread is rubbish. No wonder you're all single!

*puts on some funk*

*dances*

*livens the place up a bit*

It's impossible to be miserable when you're listening to funk music. All we need now is a poncho for everyone...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:poncho sombero combo biggrin

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:you'd be 'off your t*ts on happiness' ubblol

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:What if you want to swim?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Brenn, Clarence, I mean this in the nicest possible way - get the f*ck out of the singles thread... tongue hug



(Not bitter at all eh...? wink)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted::P at Neon

*runs out again*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:I'm in here because the boy isn't ready for relationship. But there's still all that affectionate (like lightly rubbing my back while I rub his legs at school) so I'm all confuzzled. Plus he hits my heart right so I'll stay single.

*dances around*


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Bleh.. I should maybe stop in one place a while.. I'm fed up being single, and I'm apparently incapable of starting a relationship with someone I don't already sort of know (I'm neurotic).. Or when I know I'm leaving soon.. Which means I've been single waaaaaay too long now. *sulks*

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:*spins around*
Being single isn't bad. You just need to be optimistic! hug


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas, Australia

Total posts: 404
Posted:^^ that or just get used to it.
That's why I've got a comfy couch


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:I have a new shiney plan * gets up to boogy to james brown*

I'm not gonna stay in one place long enough to fall for anyone!

This love stuff is rubbish! i'm not bitter i just feel that there is more to life than being loves B*tch

* is knackered from dancing*

Bet i only think that for a week!

* Shoves Oracle over to make room for her on the couch*


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:And you can flirt with waitresses without feeling guilty!

Kupo!

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:It's good being able to yell at someone who needs the yelling. Gets rid of all the possible feelings you may have and get into being friends.


But I'm sick of singledom. I'm ready to settle down. Now I just need to find a sweet and cute hippie/raver boy.


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