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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:He converted me...
"would you like any tiger balm for your nipples"
in a cracking accent smile

Dave: Frenulum, not Septum.
Honestly, you'd have thought a guy would know, y'know?

Aimee: You know it wink

Bubbs: Me in a leaf? Tap dancing? Sometimes I wonder about you. Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Oooh, I can see that:
"Alright men. Today we're taking a break from pillaging and raping - bring out the maracas! Bring out the fig leaves and grease! Tonight, we boogey!"


Kupo!

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:my god im like a teenager again! i meet someone for 3 minutes and ive been feeling impossibly smug and happy for the next three days. didnt even get a phone number cos heart was beating through the brain... thankfully a mutual friend does though smile

ubbrollsmile


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Don't call... ubblol Keep it as it is - enjoy the image and the heart-beating... wink as long as it lasts.

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:hey, I've been single for 2 days, perhaps my days of strattling the fence are over

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Sorry to hear about the break up, but good to hear you're no longer indecisive (I hope)! hug

I have been single for.... about 17 months.


Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: =Flashpoint=


Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.




I'm trying to, but all I can conjure up is an image of a Viking in a helmet: Electric guitar in one hand and battle axe in the other.

Praise Finnish metal! ubblol


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Praise Be!

biggrin


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:three days, hmmm, leaning over to one side of the fence more

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Did someone mention Finnish metal? smile

I'm still here as well. Hopefully not for much longer though, I've got an interesting "will they / won't they" situation going on with a lovely lass I'm very interested in at the mo. We're both going to Glade and Play this year, so I'm biding my time, and will unleash my nefarious plans next week...

*rubs hands together and tries to look sinister and cunning*

*succeeds only in looking like a lost puppy*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:hug for fif! My sister recently went back over the fence, but her boyfriend is now on a very short leash. And scared of practically every family member. Our clan sticks together!

Good luck Sambo! If you want to look maniacal, simply add in shifty eyes and an under-the-breath chuckle.


Kupo!

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: Brenn


 Written by: =Flashpoint=


Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.




I'm trying to, but all I can conjure up is an image of a Viking in a helmet: Electric guitar in one hand and battle axe in the other.

Praise Finnish metal! ubblol



ubblol ubblol ubblol

where did the maracas come from?


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Going on a date tomorrow. Wish me luck biggrin

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:oooo good luck aimee! have fun biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:WOOO go Aimee!

And the maracas were a result of my feverish underused imagination. smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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_G_
SILVER Member since May 2005

_G_

enthusiast
Location: Paris, United Kingdom

Total posts: 372
Posted:It is with great sadness that i find myself here but none the less here I find myself. It must be time to learn how to live by myself.
hugs to you all.


You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Inca_poi


It is with great sadness that i find myself here but none the less here I find myself. It must be time to learn how to live by myself.
hugs to you all.



hug's back


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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:hug and by that you find yourself you will find that you can only be (happy) with someone else, if you can be (happy) with yourself.

Nobody else is responsible for your happiness, but your self.

So choose wisely, who you connect with - never mind the timewasters.


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Well, my "will they/won't they" situation is now minus the "won't they" option, and the "Will they" has turned into a "they will".

Or "They did" if you will. Result!! biggrin

I'm outta here, at last! You lot have been/are bloody amazing, this thread has got me through some difficult times, so thanks to everyone here.

You all rule. hug


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:congrats hug

one down, many to go...... tongue


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubblol umm

Lucky chum... hug


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


Well, my "will they/won't they" situation is now minus the "won't they" option, and the "Will they" has turned into a "they will".

Or "They did" if you will. Result!! biggrin

I'm outta here, at last! You lot have been/are bloody amazing, this thread has got me through some difficult times, so thanks to everyone here.

You all rule. hug



*sends him out with Finnish power metal* biggrin


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:*squeeee*

Hurrah for internet dating!



This guy was certainly something...

We watched movies and talked and watched more movies and playfought and talked.

He drove me up to the station when it for time for me to go home, when he'd parked up, we hugged, then I looked down to get my bag off the floor and he leant over and gave me a sneaky peck on the cheek whilst I wasnt looking! biggrin



I'll put one foot in, one foot out for the time being...



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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


my god im like a teenager again! i meet someone for 3 minutes and ive been feeling impossibly smug and happy for the next three days. didnt even get a phone number cos heart was beating through the brain... thankfully a mutual friend does though smile




 Written by: Firetom


Don't call... Keep it as it is - enjoy the image and the heart-beating... as long as it lasts.



bugger that mate! said phone number has been procured smile now just to pluck up the courage to call and say
"hi, youve probably forgotten me, but we met for about 3 minutes last week, i tracked down your number, and think your really cute, and promise im not a stalker, would you like to catch up for dinner sometime"?...

hmmm need to work on that a bit more....


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:"Hey! How are you going? I want to see <insert movie here> and was wondering if you'd like to join me for that and maybe dinner or drinks? Would be great to catch up with you."

My 2 cents smile - go get him! Eye of the tiger! wink

hug


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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:ubblol 'i promise im not a stalker...' smooth!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:Goddamn [censored] assholic bastards.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Amanda13: You might want to elaborate a little for us wink

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:Tell guy I like him. He says back and wants to spend time with me. Last time we hung out he appologized about canceling on dates now and then and said we'd see more of each other when he got back from LARPing.

Talking to one of my friends and turns out he's been seeing her to.


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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Okay... not to be pedantic, but when he said he wanted to spend time with you, was that exclusively as a couple?

If yes, then there is some deceit going on. If not, he probably does like you but is not certain if it's enough to commit to exclusively if that makes sense.

Hope you get some answers soon. hug


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