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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*dons massive vanilla slice helmet and remote-detonation vanilla slice bombs and charges at the cupcake flinging duck*
*explosion of vanilla custard and icing ensues*
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
this thread is so not PG Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Neither is your mind, you dirty dirty boy!
*throws chocolate cake at ben-ja-men*
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Begun, the food fight has.
*dons apron, chefs hat and brings out the pastries!*
Kupo!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
bah this whole single thing sux, theres no sex and people throw things at you, i totally signed onto the wrong plan *ponders how to get a refund*
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: ben-ja-men
*ponders how to get a refund*
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
You can get a refund for being single?
I wasn't aware I payed anything in the first place!
Kupo!
member
91 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
Written by: ben-ja-men
bah this whole single thing sux, theres no sex and people throw things at you, i totally signed onto the wrong plan *ponders how to get a refund*
No sex? You're just doing it wrong then.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Written by: BrennWritten by: ben-ja-men
*ponders how to get a refund*
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harsh man, so harsh! Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
346 posts
Location: Midlands
I'm still single. Been almost 18 months now. Had a flingy type thing in the interim, but nothing came of it (Still working on it though!).
Is it weird that I now think that maybe I'm meant to be on my own .... and that actually I quite like the idea even thought I'm pathetically hoping on someone ?
Grrr. Slap me with a kipper someone!
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*slaps evil with a kipper*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
:drags loi from work so she can go swimming:
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
EVIL, it's not wierd at all to feel that way. I've been single for roughly the same amount of time, not counting a couple of flings myself.
Once I realised that I didn't need to be with someone else to make life worthwhile, I've been much much happier than when I was in a relationship, and thus I'm single by choice.
Of course this could be just an elaborate excuse for shyness/fear of rejection, but the point is still the same: you might meet someone worth your time later on, and if so, go for it and all the best. In the mean time, there's no point in holding yourself back from enjoying life simply because you're single!
Kupo!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Hear hear!
I have more fun when I'm single...thats for sure 
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I'm single!
And I hates it
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
14 posts
Location: London
I'm not too sure if I'm single or not, as I only see the guy once a month, I've woken up next to mates more time than I've woken up next to him this past few months. Stupid grown up job, why can't he be like most 24 year olds and have a crap paid job and a social life...
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Song Breeze - LOL - That sound a bit sucky! Don't worry I'm 27 with a crap paid job !
I guess I'm happy enough just chillin with my xbox or mates or reading etc. I'm trying to get something with someone, but besides her there really is no-one else I could see me being interested in that I've encountered lately.
More time for spinning I guess! What a shame! lol
Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon
"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
14 posts
Location: London
The guy is an oil trader, so he never has time to do anything with me these days. I prefer the days before he was an oil trader. He was way more fun back then. Ah well I'm off to the Bulldog Bash on Friday and going to have a great time. The poi are coming too.
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
jarle said:
"Once I realised that I didn't need to be with someone else to make life worthwhile, I've been much much happier than when I was in a relationship, and thus I'm single by choice. "
This is a wonderfully useful and healthy realisation to have, good on you.
"Of course this could be just an elaborate excuse for shyness/fear of rejection"
Please, i beg you, don't tell yourself this.
We are each our best chance at happiness...
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
14 posts
Location: London
I find my happiness in my friends, they're my second family.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Written by: jarle
EVIL, it's not wierd at all to feel that way. I've been single for roughly the same amount of time, not counting a couple of flings myself.
Once I realised that I didn't need to be with someone else to make life worthwhile, I've been much much happier than when I was in a relationship, and thus I'm single by choice.
Of course this could be just an elaborate excuse for shyness/fear of rejection, but the point is still the same: you might meet someone worth your time later on, and if so, go for it and all the best. In the mean time, there's no point in holding yourself back from enjoying life simply because you're single!
my last real relationship (where i knew i was in one
) must have been 3 years ago now! damn me thats a while. had a few flings etc and met some good lads but just not found anyone 
ive know one lad for a while, we see each other every so often, he got into a unhappy relationship but i doubt we will ever get together but thats life, im holding my place in the queue, it cant last forever.
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
346 posts
Location: Midlands
Bulldog Bash ? Christ. I remember going to that a good few years back when I did look like some biker-type. Got in more trouble there than walking into Chav-land on a Saturday night! Still, usually have some decent bands on! Have fun!
My mates are my family, I don't get on with my real blood that much. Also I'm kinda glad at the moment as my mates either live waaaaaaaaaaaay too far away, are very busy, or the few I used to be around all the time all went weird about me having a tough time after my best mate died last year (That was oh-so-compassionate of them!) Be a lone wolf, it's more satisfying knowing that you're moving through life on your own.
Well, that's the excuse I use. ; )
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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
I'm sick of this game. Can we play something else please?
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
272 posts
Location: midlands!
if this is a singles thread then i think i nearly belong here. nearly. *really stupidly big sigh* it might be about time i was single again.
if i could be a busy busy bee...
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
for lizzy Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
272 posts
Location: midlands!
thankyou
hugs are amazing they make it all better. if i could be a busy busy bee...
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
They certainly do. I could've used some over this weekend
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I should probably leave this thread. But is so much fun bouncing around in here!!!
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
That just reminded me of that family guy scene in the School PE change rooms.
Female PE Teacher: "Alright girls. Shower time. Take it all off and bounce around for me!"
I should leave this thread too.
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143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Ya...I broke up with my boy last friday. Needless to say we both do poi and obviously showed up to the weekly sunday burn at Confluence in Denver. AWKWARD! I brought a friend for protection, he brought a small posse. He lit and started doing some random I don't even remember what...I threw on my pointe shoes faster than I ever have before and practically chased him onto the performance area, where I enacted a little fiery rage...turned out to be a good three minutes of performance too! Betch!
"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)
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