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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
spank

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thanks guys hug it's such a shame, she seemed keen and I kinda liked her.

Rejection's not that bad, no worse than torturing yourself with 'what if..'.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
"What if....?" sucks.

The girl in my situation - I had a what if about 3 years ago with her, and now it's another. She hasn't told me anything, just stopped talking to me and stuff.

I get the feeling she's leaving it as another "What if...." so she can call it in if/when she's ever wanting to give things a go.

Which is callous of her, but like a moron I'll of course merrily pootle back. Gah.

Shoulda got out early really.

Monserat - go drink Tequila. I find that helps.

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
*walks into thread and sits down*

Stupid stupid stupid! I'm just gona stay single for a long time....

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug 's Tara.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
*hands out tequila, lime and salt*



On three everyone. 1 ... 2 ... 3!

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
87 - Not too forcefull, but a little formal, don't you think?
Relax dude and compliment her, not too much, but think of what stood out for you and compliment her on that. Make some small talk and then casually tell her you like her company and ask if she'd like to join you for a drink.

Well that's my approach.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
Seeing as we're all singles, who's up for body shots??

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7



Maybe, maybe... just going up and saying "hi, you intrigued me and here I am again under no pretense of purchasing anything, but instead I'm asking you to go out for a drink or some other social activity" a BIT forceful, don't'cha think?!!
I open this question to the floor...



That would work for me. A guy I had never even considered before came up to me with a similar approach...we ended up going out for months ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


[Maybe, maybe... just going up and saying "hi, you intrigued me and here I am again under no pretense of purchasing anything, but instead I'm asking you to go out for a drink or some other social activity" a BIT forceful, don't'cha think?!!
I open this question to the floor...



Something a little less Hannibal-esq me thinks.

"Hi, I was buying "X" the other day and didn't wanna say owt in front of my mate and embaress you or myself, but, well, doshgarnit, your cute and I'd like to know if you'd like to got for a drink sometime?"

Mate it a bit more human, put a slightly nicer slant to it, make a bit more charming and hey presto ... redface

hug

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Hannibal-esq. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Excuse me? I'm well-behaved and don't do body shots!*


*I've 86% given up alcohol for lent. And am staying with not one, but TWO cute friends/*Friends with a capital F* next week, so I'd better save the 1 day a week I'm allowed to drink for then. Dammit, what awful timing.

Apart from that, yeah, go for shop assistant girl. Something like that happened to me at a summer job, and I found it very sweet.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
In my case it would go something like this:

"Hiya, was just in.... errrrr...... mmmmppppphhghggg......flengle, wibble, I mean.... I was just kinda.... wobbbbleeeee.....

Sh*t.

Bye."

rolleyes

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
In my old skool charm offenseive ways when I was the male-ho or our town I'd have been supremely confidant and just asked straight up.

Now I wouldn't dare. I'd have a quite look, think about it, then run off !

I'll know I'm ok when I get the gojangers to appraoch someone again!

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Sambo_Flux



In my case it would go something like this:



"Hiya, was just in.... errrrr...... mmmmppppphhghggg......flengle, wibble, I mean.... I was just kinda.... wobbbbleeeee.....



Sh*t.



Bye."



rolleyes





maybe just hold out cardboard signs with the words you intend to say instead. i seem to remember a guy did it in that UK movie 'love actually' and it was terribly tearful and romantic...



then again you might just look wierd wink
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1172752425)

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Or you could just wear Dentrassi's doofing pants. You'll have woman swarming around you.

I love those pants!!!!! I also want a pair.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
What are doofing pants? Forgive my ignorance... confused

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
pants that you doof in?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Have a look in dentrassi's gallery.

Doofing is what you do at trance parties, well I do.

*doof, doof, doof, doof*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
You could always come and visit South Africa, there's a big stomp on the 20th of March.

*bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
kiss make you own like i did. all it requires is some 3/4 pants, some fake animal fur, a sewing machine, and some patience.

in Oz and some other part of the world a 'doof' refers to outdoor electronic music parties in the middle of the bush, under the stars, with psytrance pounding through the night.

because you're completely isolated from conventional society, people tend to dress up a bit - thus the pants. alas those particular pants are disintergrating rather rapidly - but my beloved tail is still quite healthy ubbrollsmile

am off to a party this weekend in fact. yay yay yay! hopefully there will be some single beautiful people there ubbrollsmile looking forward to pounding some emotional energy out thru my bare feet into the earth, whilst admiring the amazing stars overhead. smile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Dentrassi I'm gonna go and find fake fur this weekend and make myself a pair for the 20th. What did you use to stuff the tail?

I take it, it's not a good idea to do leg wraps with fire in those pants?

How big is the psy scene in Oz?

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: Dentrassi


a 'doof' refers to outdoor electronic music parties in the middle of the bush, under the stars, with psytrance pounding through the night.



ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

waaah! I want one NOW!
*sulks*



Well summer is on its way, theres loads about once it hits... biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
I see! That's cool, that means I'm actually wearing my doofing pants RIGHT NOW.

Coooool!

biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
I usually take at least 2 pairs of doofing pants and 3 t-shirts, 1 pair that smell like parafine and the other pair to stomp in and a spare t-shirt in case I get too sweaty.

Yay!!! I can't wait to go bounce around under the stars.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: blu_valley


Well summer is on its way, theres loads about once it hits... biggrin



yeah yeah yeah!
didn't realise you were a doofhead too, blu! I'll look out for a tall girl who falls down a lot at the next party.
And then I shall hug you.



And I'm usually wearing wings too, so I'm easy to spot ubblol hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
You have wings but still fall over ? Obviously you evolutionary path is leading you to a subterranean existance as even above ground you fall over.

Doof pants ? Sound ... too warm ... gimme 3/4 combats and some room .... boom-boom-boom-slam!

Still, psytrance open-air night event does sound rather groovy.

I think a series of meets for HoPpers would be cool, meet new peeps and stuff. Need to do some more events ....

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Wings... can't help it, but that always makes me think about this:
https://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20061009.html

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
do I dare click on a link that contains 'devilspanties' whilst at work???

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
yeah, it's quite safe smile WAY safer than this thread anyway ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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