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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:I don't...i'm already sweet enough tongue ubbtickled

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:rolleyes

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Flynt
Flynt

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Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


it depend on who is doing the lactating... wink



*falls off her chair in hysterics*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek you ok there Miss Flynt? Need some red wine?

*offers the nelf a glass*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Flynt
Flynt

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Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:I dont drink wine! Only cork!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*hands the nelf the cork*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*strains it through her teeth*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:YAYYYYYYY! I'm an even more internationally published author now! After contributions to the school newspaper, a local newspaper and "Xenobiotica" you can now (or next week or something) read me in a tiny Danish indie mag (run by Kiwis I think). Doesn't get much more international than that!! Thanks to my test-readers biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:OOh I like all this talk of red wine... lets have a wine tasting night!

ubbrollsmile

keep up the good work with the publications Birgit lady!


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:turns out they'll even print a piccie of me, and a little blurb ABOUT me!! And there might at some point maybe perhaps be a launch party. Oh, life is good. I have to write more, more, MORE!!!!! biggrin

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Brenn
Brenn

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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:I want an elephant.

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BlazeOn
newbie
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 10th Oct 2006
Total posts: 4
Posted:ahm... *looks around swiftly, checks he hasn't procured a partner by mistake*... yup... i'm single. LETS GET TO PARTYING!

*looks quizically at the love thread*

Why?


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Which love thread? There are a few other those! One of them was what this thread was made to counter! mwhahahaha! devil

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:mm...admin staff just suspended someone who was slandering me on another forum...that's made my day biggrin

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Does that mean we can still try here on this forum.... wink ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:I have no clue as to what the heck is going on.

Who's looking for the elephant?

I think he just stomped on my toe!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: GitasGuy


Does that mean we can still try here on this forum.... wink ubblol



Only if you want to be forced into a never ending Crocodile & Plank Yoga routine wink


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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

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Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:I think the world has gone mad

Cop a look at this Marmite

umm


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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:hahahaaa!

That's brilliant, Sue!

(but as a marmite-eater I would've had to tow the party line even if I didn't think it was great wink )

Play with your food, everybody!


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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

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Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:Like i would be able to leave it long enough to take a photos

it's art... it's gone..... it's art... it's gone

Yummy Marmite!!


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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:I ran out this morning.

Frustration = trying to get the last scrapings from the bottom of the marmite bottle and realising you've only got enough for half a toast.


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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

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Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I ran out this morning.




AArrrggghhhhh!!!! NO!!!!!!

There are some things that you should always have about the house, and a spare jar of marmite is definitely one of them!


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Incandescent_Chaos
Incandescent_Chaos

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Location: Orpington, Kent, England
Member Since: 13th Oct 2006
Total posts: 7
Posted:We have a spare jar of Marmite
*is proud of being so prepared*

If you've run out you can have some of mine smile


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:If you continue talking about icky Marmite I'll find a boyfriend just to be out of this thread ubblol

Go Nutella. All hail.


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MSG (aah my stomach lining)
MSG (aah my stomach lining)

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Location: tasmania
Member Since: 27th Apr 2004
Total posts: 36
Posted:



http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=33441315



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pa pa pa-pa-pa patrick

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BansheeCat
veteran
Location: lost
Member Since: 29th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1247
Posted:Oh, you people sooooo need to get laid! wink wink



eek *before* its too late, and you all eat and drink yourselves into singledom oblivion...spank



Consider it a health necessity! Leave your computer, right now, break free of your fridge, and go out!





Meet people, share your marmite. Or nutella. Or Tigerbalm.

devil Spread the loving... whatever...kiss

grouphug



Birgit, get on that multiples thread girl! Duty calls, this thread and HOP obviously needs you to inspire some dating debauchery!:D biggrin


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:my flatmate says I need a boyfriend cos I need someone who will drink beer with me, cos she hates beer tongue



beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Oh, and while I'm bitching. I think I'm bitching enough to deserve a double post;

why is it that I always seem to get old guys hitting on me!??!?!??! I can handle it to a point; lonely old men. Poor bastards. However I always seem to get the rich ones who add a touch of sleaze when they talk about 3rd wives and "lady friends". But even thought that makes my skin crawl, nothing makes my skin crawl as much as one of them saying "do you want to come back to my place?"

GOD NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU FREAKING PERVERTED *&&^%*&#^%@#%!!!!!

I can handle the talking and the discussions. I really can. Because most of the time they really just are lonely old men who enjoy the converstion and I am glad to give it to him. But i have NEVER had one ask me back to their place until last night.

Makes me want to puke.

Oh, and on the topic of my luke last night, I had a guy on the tram try to kiss me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Andrea, will go there soonish. Just got up at 10.15 after 2 1/2 hours of sleep, too many drinks and a WAY too drunk msn conversation with one of the boys wink

Now if I can get my head clear enough to make it into the kitchen and get some coffee I'll be fine to go into work soon ubblol Thank God it was a work night out!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Carrot_Girl
Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Posted:hey folks... when do i get evicted from the singles thread... I've got a second date with someone tomorrow night... (cross your fingers!)

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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