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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I have no clue as to what the heck is going on.

Who's looking for the elephant?

I think he just stomped on my toe!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: GitasGuy


Does that mean we can still try here on this forum.... wink ubblol



Only if you want to be forced into a never ending Crocodile & Plank Yoga routine wink

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
I think the world has gone mad

Cop a look at this Marmite

umm

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
Like i would be able to leave it long enough to take a photos

it's art... it's gone..... it's art... it's gone

Yummy Marmite!!

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I ran out this morning.




AArrrggghhhhh!!!! NO!!!!!!

There are some things that you should always have about the house, and a spare jar of marmite is definitely one of them!

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


Incandescent_Chaosnewbie
7 posts
Location: Orpington, Kent, England


Posted:
We have a spare jar of Marmite
*is proud of being so prepared*

If you've run out you can have some of mine smile

~~~~~
All that glitters has a high refractive index...
~~~~~


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
If you continue talking about icky Marmite I'll find a boyfriend just to be out of this thread ubblol

Go Nutella. All hail.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


MSG (aah my stomach lining)member
36 posts
Location: tasmania


Posted:




https://ipods.freepay.com/?r=33441315


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pa pa pa-pa-pa patrick


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Oh, you people sooooo need to get laid! wink wink



eek *before* its too late, and you all eat and drink yourselves into singledom oblivion...spank



Consider it a health necessity! Leave your computer, right now, break free of your fridge, and go out!





Meet people, share your marmite. Or nutella. Or Tigerbalm.

devil Spread the loving... whatever...kiss

grouphug



Birgit, get on that multiples thread girl! Duty calls, this thread and HOP obviously needs you to inspire some dating debauchery!:D biggrin

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
my flatmate says I need a boyfriend cos I need someone who will drink beer with me, cos she hates beer tongue



beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Oh, and while I'm bitching. I think I'm bitching enough to deserve a double post;

why is it that I always seem to get old guys hitting on me!??!?!??! I can handle it to a point; lonely old men. Poor bastards. However I always seem to get the rich ones who add a touch of sleaze when they talk about 3rd wives and "lady friends". But even thought that makes my skin crawl, nothing makes my skin crawl as much as one of them saying "do you want to come back to my place?"

GOD NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU FREAKING PERVERTED *&&^%*&#^%@#%!!!!!

I can handle the talking and the discussions. I really can. Because most of the time they really just are lonely old men who enjoy the converstion and I am glad to give it to him. But i have NEVER had one ask me back to their place until last night.

Makes me want to puke.

Oh, and on the topic of my luke last night, I had a guy on the tram try to kiss me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Andrea, will go there soonish. Just got up at 10.15 after 2 1/2 hours of sleep, too many drinks and a WAY too drunk msn conversation with one of the boys wink

Now if I can get my head clear enough to make it into the kitchen and get some coffee I'll be fine to go into work soon ubblol Thank God it was a work night out!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
hey folks... when do i get evicted from the singles thread... I've got a second date with someone tomorrow night... (cross your fingers!)

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
err, yesterday?

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


CoOksBRONZE Member
newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria


Posted:
heya there, does "cheated on" also count as single?:(

Who needs boys, when there's pois?


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
that should count as widowed, CoOks... spank to cheater...

frown hug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


CoOksBRONZE Member
newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria


Posted:
thanks frown

can you tell me why guys do that? anyone? eek

Who needs boys, when there's pois?


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
girls do it, too. And there's 1000 reasons for 1000 people, but usually it means they're not a very nice person. hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ditto, birgit...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Hmmm...cause they want to be painfully castrated, maybe???

umm

One like that is not worth the salt in your tears...

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CoOksBRONZE Member
newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria


Posted:
biggrin I could try that one biggrin

what do you recommand, whats the most painful instrument? angry

Who needs boys, when there's pois?


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
a slow crushing one...

Good luck Miss Susan!! Though we'll miss you here!

Go on everyone, get hooked up and leave until there's only me left ubbcrying ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
I think, for me, its bad when the person you love is in love with an ex who doesnt love them anymore, but stayes with you for the sake of not being alone. Yikes, a love triangle, sort of.

Yes dear HoPpers, my heart is broken, once again


ubbcrying

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh lost

hug I know what it's like to be inlove with someone who I know will never love me the way that I love him. It really hurts to start with, but I have made my peace with it now, and I continue to be verygood friends with him stil. Just having him in my life is worth it.

x

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Circus MidgetSILVER Member
newbie
45 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia


Posted:
Electrodes? Hey Rouge, I met you at Common Ground, well henna'd you actually. Can't believe u have problems getting boyfriends! Well ones your own age anyway! ubblove

"It was me! I was the turkey all along!"


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Lost83spy


I think, for me, its bad when the person you love is in love with an ex who doesnt love them anymore, but stayes with you for the sake of not being alone. Yikes, a love triangle, sort of.

Yes dear HoPpers, my heart is broken, once again


ubbcrying



I empathise, but i think in my case years ago I was the one who was still being pined for...when I rather she hadn't. Her current partner of almost two years at the time doesn't deserve to be playing second fiddle to someone she had lost years ago. They're still together from memory, hopefully she's forgotten me by now. smile

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Oh, and while I'm bitching. I think I'm bitching enough to deserve a double post;

why is it that I always seem to get old guys hitting on me!??!?!??! I can handle it to a point; lonely old men. Poor bastards. However I always seem to get the rich ones who add a touch of sleaze when they talk about 3rd wives and "lady friends". But even thought that makes my skin crawl, nothing makes my skin crawl as much as one of them saying "do you want to come back to my place?"

GOD NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU FREAKING PERVERTED *&&^%*&#^%@#%!!!!!

I can handle the talking and the discussions. I really can. Because most of the time they really just are lonely old men who enjoy the converstion and I am glad to give it to him. But i have NEVER had one ask me back to their place until last night.

Makes me want to puke.

Oh, and on the topic of my luke last night, I had a guy on the tram try to kiss me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yikes frown Somehow getting next to no attention at all suddenly seems more appealing!

hug Be strong, Rougie.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
heya mike!! my henna is all off now frown but you can be sure I was wandering around uni in backless tops for a week to show them off! bounce

and Brenn, that was the second pub visit in a row when I got hit on by old guys eek Last night I had a guy offer to buy me a drink. I think he was just doing it to be nice cos I was alone. But I was just like "oh god not AGAIN!!!!"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


Good luck Miss Susan!! Though we'll miss you here!

Go on everyone, get hooked up and leave until there's only me left ubbcrying ubblol



Thank you kind lady! fingers crossed! [I can't believe that you would be left behind though babe!]

So then, where exactly is this fabled love thread? I'm censored if i can find it

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
well, i went on a 'date' with the older woman i was blabbering about earlier. didn't turn out too well. she made the decision before she got there that she just wants to be friends, for the sake of her 2 kids. i'm a bit gutted. i mean, she didn't even say friends with benefits! how dare she!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

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